A Sit Down Protest On Moanday Monday!

So she who must be obeyed ignored takes me for my lark in the park every day and then I can go and terrorize my territories and hunt vermin to my hearts content. Well in theory as sometimes she says I get too carried away. My eyes go amber and I go all crazy and that is when I loose all control according to my peeps. Well the other day there were so many squirrels taunting me I kind of lost it. Peeps thought I should calm down and go home. No way was I agreeing to that and after a good ten minutes trying to round me up she eventually caught me. Drats I thought I am not putting up with that when the squirrels are asking to be deaded. So I sat down, yes I placed my butt firmly on the ground and staged a sit down protest. I was as determined as a barnacle stuck to the hull of a ship not to move from the spot. She pulled, I stayed rooted and so the fight ensued with her muttering some not very nice words as she tried to move me. Eventually she dragged me butt down through the woods. So back at home I spent the days giving her the stinky eyes and quietly laughing when she moaned she now had back ache. Serves her right for ruining my fun I say. Do your peeps stop you from enjoying yourself.?

Have a marvellous Moanday all. 

Squirrel Appreciation Day On Wicked Wednesday!

Yes it is Squirrel Appreciation Day.........and the Mini Ones sure know how to sure their appreciation for those sneaky tree rats.......be it with a game of Cluedo.....

Shovelling the varmint around.......

Joining in on the ice bucket challenge.....

Thinking up new games.........

Even having some Christmas fun........

Always so appreciative......

And as for Big Molly............every day she shows her appreciation of those pesky tree rats.

Have a wonderful Wednesday all and Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day.

Manic Mayhem On Moanday Monday!

Last week after an attempt at trying to roll in stinky goodness I went to terrorise my territories. You see me positioned for attack by tree one and just behind is tree two. Perfect score there were not one but two pesky tree rats jumping from tree to tree. Now it was supposed to be a nippy day but the sun was out and it was mild. She who must be obeyed ignored had on her thermals, a fleece, wellie socks and wellies and hat, gloves and scarf. When I started to sound like Darth Vader peeps decided it was time to call it a day. Fifteen minutes later with her doing a very good impersonation of Benny Hill (when the credits roll), huffing and puffing and as red as Santa's backside she then screamed at me MOLLY ENOUGH. Did I stop? No way. By the time she caught me she thought she was going to collapse and to add insult to injury she heard clapping and whistling and turned round to find she had an audience watching from the path. Caught between seething and feeling totally humiliated I was unceremoniously removed and dragged back home. Total recall no, but as Arnie would say....I'll be back.

Have a marvellous mischevious Monday all.

Sneaky Snake On Freaky Friday!

Take one sneaky snake on the attack at poor Penny and see valiant Maymo come to her rescue. He gallantly rushes to her defence and after much sabre rattling all is well as the evil intruder is defeated. Truthfully that toy is so cool we want one. Would you fright or fight?

Have a fabulous Friday all and keep you eyes peeled as you never know what critter might sneak into your crib. 

Christmas Card Tally 2014.

Mini Ones 23 (he he), Molly 23 ZERO, Peeps 1.

Thank you Dory's Backyard and Bill, Shawn, Winston, Chloe & Cecil.

Massive Moan On Moanday Monday!

Hope you all had a wonderful Halloween and got plenty of treats unlike me who only got this stupid bandanna which by the way was free from the fur stealers to add insult to injury. Now don't know if you have noticed that there are way too many spiders around this year and they are HUGE. Well last week she who must be obeyed ingored saw this massive one crawling down the bedroom wall heading towards some cushions. She knew despite her dislike of these eight legged critters if she didn't get it there and then who knows where it would end up? Valiantly she caught it in an empty cotton wool jar. OK fast forward and she rings 'Wonder Boy' to come and get rid of it. Catching it was quite enough heroics for one day. 'WB' comes over and proceeds to shake the jar and open it to see exactly how big it was. Spider jumps out......peeps screams.....I bark and chaos rules in our house once more. Many HBO words later me and peeps are in the sitting room hiding till 'Wonder Boy' (now renamed 'Stupid Idiot') finds 'Many Big Feet' and gets rid of it. OMD the cussing went on for hours with 'Stupid Idiot' muttering all the time .... how was I know it was going to jump out? So peeps says anyone in need of a 'Stupid Idiot' or have a village missing one we have one going spare.

Have a marvellous Monday all and don't forget to include some mischief today.

Stop That Pigeon On Moanday Monday!

It was on an unseasonally lovely sunny day last week that she who must be obeyed ignored left the French doors leading out to the garden open and went upstairs to watch the news. It was a little time later that she thought she saw something grey fluttering in the corridor. She went to investigate and down in the kitchen she found evidence of pigeon poop. Holy moley the scene was one of great hilarity to me. She rushed upstairs impersonating more Muttley than Dastardly and panicking trying to find it. Of course I was in hot pursuit singing 'Catch That Pigeon. She now is in right old two and eight (state) desperate for me not to get it. Drats after searching every room the darn thing had gone out the way it came in. Sadly no pigeon pot pie for supper. Of course peeps was well happy she din't have feathers and blood to clean up. Mind you would have made a nice decorative touch for Halloween.

Have a marvellous Monday all and make time for some mischief.

Evil Squirrel On Freaky Frightening Friday!

Well if you didn't think squirrels were evil we sure hope you change your mind when you see this vile critter torturing the poor pooch. Not for the faint hearted but watch as the the pesky tree rat just can't stop teasing this poor K9.



Have a fabulous freaky Friday all.

Frightening On Fun Friday!

So it is the season for the peeps got get out those silly costumes and make us walk around looking quite frankly ridiculous. Anyway should you be stuck for ideas here are some cool costumes. Enjoy.



Have a fabulous fun Friday!

TP Or Not TP That Is The Question On Fun Friday!

I have been known to act out 'The Andrex Toilet Paper' ad once in a while but we have to say we bow to the superior abilities you kitties show when it comes to the roll of the white stuff. So on fun Friday here is a compilation of the best. 

Have a fabulous fun Friday all. 

Mallard Malarkey On Moanday Monday!

Out on the park for a lark...........

Heading off to the scene of 'Pantsgate'...........

Drats the pants have gone but I'll get a good roll in anyway........

No I am not listening to She Who Must Be Obeyed Ignored........

I'll just turn my back to her and partake of some selective hearing.......

A bit of crow chasing.......

Then it happened...........not those but the mallards........

Down by the football pitch I heard the quacks and before she could grab me I was off. Yep three mallards were taking their morning constitutional and hearing them I sprang into action. I chased whilst she screamed at me like a banshee on helium. I gave chase, she gave chase all arms like a windmill and shouting NOOOOOOO. Yes I know Scotland voted NO so need to go on about it I thought. Anyway the mallards flew off back to the pond and she eventually caught me and dragged me home in the worst of moods. Ho hum my attempt at having duck a la orange for supper was thwarted. Nevermind tomorrow is another day. Have you chased anything good recently?

Have a marvellous Monday and don't forget to include some mischief today.

Quackers On Fun Friday!

There are many a mystery in the animal kingdom that leave us baffled but why a cat should choose to quack every time their humans coughs has to be one of them. Quackers yes, but wait till the end of this short video for the ultimate cute bit.



Have a fabulous Friday and let's all go quackers!

Nearly Murder On Moanday Mischief Monday!

So I am at the park having a lark and terrorizing my territories when she who must be obeyed ignored says it is time to go home. So she drags my miserable sorry butt towards home and upon entering 'Casa Calamity' what do I spy out in MY garden?

Look at it brazenly sitting on MY table eating some bird food peeps left out for Mr Robin. Munching away without a care in the world. ACTION STATIONS AT THE READY........

I sprint towards the table but the little bugger jumped off the chair and in the blink of an eye leapt onto the fence and was gone. Drats! Next time you pesky little tree rat, next time you'll be mine, ALL MINE.

Have a marvellous Monday and keep those eyes peeled as they are out there laughing at you.

Epic Fail On Fun Friday!

You may want fame and adulation but sometimes anonymity is far preferable. Take poor Boo caught in the act of an epic leap of faith that was more Boohoo than something to be proud of.  Poor Boo but that sure gave us a laugh on Fun Friday.



Have a fabulous Friday and remember think before you leap.

WTF On Foxy Fun Friday!

So what happened when Lupe Johnson left her toy outside? The thing that made us laugh was the sheer indignation that turned to frustration and then resigned incredulity. You see vermin are everywhere and they want your toys. Be afraid, be very afraid. 

Have a fabulous fun Friday and keep your eyes peeled for intruders, they are out there. 

Mischief On Moanday Monday & Mini Mayhem!

Last week she who must be obeyed ignored was upstairs watching TV whilst I as usual was doing the impawtant job of securing the premises. That is when I saw the little bundle of mischief scamper across the floor. Now it has been very hot over here.since May and the little fury beasties have been heading indoors looking for water. So I sounded the alarm to no avail. Getting somewhat agitated having cornered the varmint in the corridor I waited patiently and with the lazy one still not coming to my aid I let out a chorus of barks fit enough to wake sleeping ugly from her stupor upstairs. Well it worked and she came lumbering down the stairs cussing and not looking where she was going. Ho hum, tripping over Sputnik Toy she landed rather ungracefully in a heap in the corridor. The arms where flaying like a windmill and she was rocking backwards and forwards like a Swinging Jenny until gravity got the better of her. Of course I had more impawtant things to worry about and continued to sound the alarm. Eventually getting her sorry rump into action she moved the umbrella stand......I pounced........little furry beast was no more. What did she do? Did she say thank you? No she called Wonder Boy and my trophy was dispatched into the place where all good things go aka the bin. Yes they stole it so I went and sulked for Britain. Humans for you....who'd have them?

Have a marvellous Monday all and don't forget to add a little mischief today.

Fun Day Friday & The Duck Quacker!

You have heard of the dog whisperer or even the horse whisperer but how about a duck quacker? A bare chested farmer comes out of the barn shouting orders at his ducks who immediately fall into line and follow him into the barn. Talk about lining up all your ducks in a row. Funnily what made us laugh were the similarity with one other famed bare chested leader barking orders. Can you guess who that can be?

Have a fabulous quackers Friday and have fun.

Mega Mischief Monday & Crocodile Tears!

Wonder Boy's 2nd cousin has come over from Australia to visit and at 84 we are so impressed he can still travel. So today as it is Mischief Monday we will tell you a little story about 2nd Cousin George. When he was a wee laddy he somehow managed to get hold of a crocodile down at the docks. He promptly took it home and looked after it in a big tank in the garage of a regular suburban house in North London. Now Oscar started to grow really big and his mum was not happy about him living with them. The last straw came when Oscar managed to escape into the garden and a horrified mum spotted him out there sunning himself with a huge smile on his face and a very grey bushy tail hanging form the side of his mouth. Yes Oscar was a Squirrel Killer. After much screaming and yelling 2nd Cousin George wrestled Oscar back into his tank. What happened next you ask? Oscar was promptly donated to London Zoo. As for 2nd Cousin George it was the start of a long career as a real life Crocodile Dundee. Yes he has hunted them, caught them, killed rogue crocs and keeps them. Even at 84 he is still friends with his beloved Cassius. From small acorns......Oaks do grow!!!!!

Cassius – World’s Largest Crocodile in Captivity.

Cassius has called Green Island’s Marineland Melanesia home since 1987 when relocated from Australia’s Northern Territory and is estimated to be at least 110+ years old! At 5.48 metres long (17ft 11.75inches) he is a reputed man-eater!

Cassius is fed regularly at the crocodile shows and quite often George Craig likes to feed Cassius personally and it’s quite amazing to witness the special connection he has developed with this incredible animal after nearly 30 years of being his caretaker.

Cassius  and if you fancy discussing handbags and shoes he has his own Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/CassiusTheCroc

and on video... 



Have a marvellous Monday all and cheers to an amazing 2nd Cousin George..

It's Sloth Week On Slow Saturday!

So on slow Saturday we remind you all that cats don't always rule the internet. Well not next week anyway as it is Sloth week. So enjoy sloths in all their slothy slothiness. Kitties beware they are out to knock you off top billing.



Cute or what? Have a super Saturday and make it a slow one we say.

Dog House Blog, Trots On Thursday!

Dressage is very popular over here as everyone loves getting dressed up and prancing around on horseback looking graceful. Seems one kitty has been watching one too many dressage lessons. Here we see the purrfect elevated trot choreographed and executed brilliantly. Go kitty go we say. Those sure are some pawsome moves. 



Have a trotting good Thursday all. 

Slog It Blog It, In Sync On Saturday!

Take one Rube Goldberg machine and one toddler plus a cat and you have the perfect audience in sync together watching every move. As the complicated chain reaction starts they watch mesmerised until the end when they both look somewhat unimpressed. You can imagine them just saying, was that it? 

Have a super Saturday all.