Monday, 2 March 2015

Move Over Or Move Out, On Moanday Monday!



My most desired location apart from my sleeping quarters are the oven, fridge, ping-ping microwave, dog bowl and lastly dustbin but not in any particular order. However best of all of those is the big bed. Sleeping arrangements however are fruaght with difficulties. When my basket is full of cartons, wrappers, chewed up slippers and post, the big bed will do but space management is an issue as I need to stretch out. So the other morning after giving she who must be obeyed ignored a good kick when doing a bit of DOGA she retaliated. Yes without a word of apology she pushed me right off the bed. I landed in an ungainly heap on the floor and she just turned over and attempted to go back to sleep. Well that defintely could not go unchallenged so I leapt back on to the bed and sat on her pillow above her head and made a stinky smell. LOL she was furious and needless to say that got her up and dressed in record time. The trails and tribulations of human ownership. Would your peeps kick you out of bed for doing a bit f DOGA? Now let us hope she has learnt he lesson.

Have a marvellous Monday all.

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Share It Sunday, A Tonk's Tail!

Kitten Bowl Contender?




Faraday: look Allie, a perfect block with my right leg. Think the Kitten Bowl is ready for this kind of athletic prowess?

Allie: the Kitten Bowl is football, Brat.

Faraday: *scoffing noise* I know that. Why do you think I've been practicing my scissor kicks and my nutmegs all winter long?!?

Allie: It's American football, Faraday, not soccer. You're on the wrong continent again. (But then again, your head usually is a continent away.)


Allie: On second thought...I'd hate to deprive the European Kitten Bowl of such talent.

Maybe you should move overseas.
Today.
I'll help you pack. 



Maxwell: Dood, I'll miss you. (Can I have your wand toys?)


A Tonk's Tail! 

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From the author Molly The Wally

Friday, 27 February 2015

Monday, 23 February 2015

It is All In The Name On Moanday Monday!



I was contemplating all the names she who must be obeyed ignored has given me over the years and I must admit most of them are not worthy of repeating. Then I came across poor Fanny Carlsson, from Sweden, who found that the online registration form for Sainsbury’s Nectar card would not accept her first name. That got me researching other unfortunates stuck with names they would rather not have. 

So next time you criticise your parents, just be thankful they didn’t curse you with any of these horrors
1. Friendless – Friendless Baxter was born in 1871 in Leeds, West Yorks. LOL one for my peeps I say.
2. Faith Hope Charity – Faith Hope Charity Brown was born in 1892 in Gillingham, Kent. Not one for our household.
3. Leicester Railway – Leicester Railway Cope was born in a train carriage at Leicester Railway Station in 1863.
4. Time Of – Time Of Day was born in Hoo, Kent, in 1899. Hilarious not.
5. One Too Many – One Too Many Gouldstone was born in Walthamstow, London, in 1870. His parents needless to say must have had one too many.
6. Windsor – Windsor Castle was born in Nottingham in 1876. Her father was a bricklayer but never built the castle.
7. Zebra – Zebra Lynes was born in Southampton in 1875. There is no record of her born in a zoo.
8. Ann Bertha Cecilia Diana Emily Fanny Gertrude Hypatia Iug Jane Kate Louisa Maud Nora Orphelia Quince Rebecca Starkey Teresa Ulysis Venus Winifred Xenophen Yetty Zeus Pepper – Ann was born in 1882 in West Derby, Lancs, now Liverpool. The first letters spell out the alphabet (apart from Pepper, which was her real surname). 
9. That’s It Who’d Have Thought It – That’s It Who’d Have Thought It Restell was born in Strood, Kent, in 1886. Who’d have thought it indeed!
10. Mineral – Mineral Waters was born in 1892 in Rochford, Essex. 

So there you have it and I thought being called Stop It, Come Here, Enough was bad enough. Do you know of any barking mad names?

Have a marvellous Monday all.

Sunday, 22 February 2015

Share It Sunday, Easy Rider!

HELL-O TEACHER!

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HELL-O FOOD… err… I mean… CLASS!

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 uh maaaan that looks like an all you can eat contest!… note to myself…get an additional stomach…. and could anybody please help that blindworm…

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great….ahhmmmm where did we break off?
Oh yes… sunday class…
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Today: BEER!
Beer is a booze, also called Pee-r for the similiar look  to pee, butt that’s a fiasco from  pecuniary view  to call the starting product like the final good.. so they replaced the first letter… butt we will name it with the scientifical name: PEE-R

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it was invented in egypt as Pee-rates from Pee-raeus accidentally landed there on the wrong Pee-r…probably the captain was a Pee-radette and couldn’t park a ship… The Pee-nuts they had on board got wet and as they tried the water-pee-nut-mix they became plastered within a minute…

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and so they decided to brew Pee-r in triangular thingies, what became famous as Pee-ramides later..
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due to  the fact, that the eqyptians are not keen to drink beer, because they always walk around like eyptians, the Pee-rates decided to sell their Pee-r all over the world. They called it BEERWARE and in old times Beerware  wasn’t for free…. just saying..

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They filled the Pee-r in Pee-rogi’s imported from Russia  and loaded it on ships what were called  PEE-RAGUAS.
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Sadly the imported Pee-rogis weren’t Pee-r-proof and so some Pee-r ran into the sea where the fishies drank it. Therefore that fishies are called Pee-ranha’s.Pee-r became famous everywhere and per year the peeps and pets of the whole slice earth  drink  177 billion liters….. and therefore the hardcore Pee-r boozers are yellow…
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And here  my Weim-Brother Goose who is a PEE-r-expert shows you how a Gentleweim drinks a beer.
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there is only ONE rule: you have to start with the first slug and to end with the last one…
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and you can continue with the next beer as long as you are able to balance the bottle on your head…
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easy huh? Cheers!…ahhmmm… I mean PEE-RS!
What are you waiting for? Grab the next men-handbag
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and give it a try!  butt be careful when you are a guy… after 10 Pee-rs you turn into a woman… you will  laugh the whole time, you talk without a break and it can happen that you start to cry without a reason… butt the safest evidence that you turn into a girl is: if you and your buds have to visit the bog all 10 minutes…and that all together…
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now excuse me I have a meeting with my assistant… oh and well…
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…it’s sunday think we will have duck in Pee-r pastry for lunch…
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HAVE A SMART SUNDAY ALL


Continuing to give something back on 'Share It Sunday'
We all share and we grow together.
Pop over and say hello and make a new friend.




From the author Molly The Wally