Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
It was on an unseasonally lovely sunny day last week that she who must be obeyed ignored left the French doors leading out to the garden open and went upstairs to watch the news. It was a little time later that she thought she saw something grey fluttering in the corridor. She went to investigate and down in the kitchen she found evidence of pigeon poop. Holy moley the scene was one of great hilarity to me. She rushed upstairs impersonating more Muttley than Dastardly and panicking trying to find it. Of course I was in hot pursuit singing 'Catch That Pigeon. She now is in right old two and eight (state) desperate for me not to get it. Drats after searching every room the darn thing had gone out the way it came in. Sadly no pigeon pot pie for supper. Of course peeps was well happy she din't have feathers and blood to clean up. Mind you would have made a nice decorative touch for Halloween.
Have a marvellous Monday all and make time for some mischief.
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Sometime when she who must be obeyed ignored remembers to feed me I get a can of sardines in olive oil to keep my furs looking nice and shiny. I have to admit it brings out the feline in me and I do enjoy a little fishy in my dishy. Well last week after I had been fed peeps was pleased when I came over to say thank you. She then proceeded to do things I have not the remotest interest in like house work. Trouble was she could not shake the fishy smell wafting around everywhere she went. She was in a right two and eight (state) about where this smell was coming from. Being cerebrally challenged it took a while to figure it out.
Do you ever use your human as a napkin? Surely that is one good use of a pair of legs.
As for my human........
Have a marvellous Monday and don't forget to include some mischief.