Dog House Blog, Who Is A Fatty On Friday?

She who must be obeyed ignored keeps an eye on my weight like a hawk. She mumbles something about prevention is better than cure. More like she takes great pleasure in starving me I say. However I have a new job for her. 

Yep Godzilla is back and.......

he may be bigger but he sure is fatter too.  There you go she who must be obeyed ignored go put Fatzilla on a diet and take him to the park on the end of a leash and make him run for 87 million hours. Yes the Japanese are up in arms as 'Blubber Butt' Fatzilla looks like he couldn't wobble fast enough to eat a snail nevermind terrorize humanity. Yep he has become just a fatty, fat lizard with bad teeth and no manners as you know you should never roar with your mouth full.

Have a fabulous Friday all.

Dog Hose Blog, Now It's Sharkini!

 

We know it is hot and we are all looking for ways to stay cool but stay away from water as things just got worse on the shark front.

 

But if you are very brave........we introduce you to 'The Sharkini'.

 

 

They are everywhere. Be afraid....be very afraid this Summer.  

Flog It Blog It, Bark The Shark!

 

It was only a matter of time before the fun would start with Sharknado. Yep enough said.

 

 

LOL Jurassic shark!

 



Crocosaurus!

Octopussy!

Beware of the beach!

Now beware of the canals!

For a night of fun!

More octopussy!

Don't go near any swamps!

Or The Jersey Shore!

Or any mutant ninja sharks!

Think we will stick with the original.

Have a marvellous shark free Monday all.

Slog It Blog It, The Worse Film Of The Year!

We are proud to bring you the worst film of the year and it is only July. Crappy dialogue like 'we can't just stand here and wait for sharks to fall out of the sky' and 'we're going to need a bigger chopper' has us snorting like a snorty thing. But the biggest treat is seeing Los Angeles destroyed by this freaky event. The iconic Hollywood sign meets a fishy end too. OMD they don't explained how the fearsome predators manage to hurtle towards the ground with their mouths open resulting in dozens of grisly and utterly entertaining human sharkbait moments. The made for TV movie is to be shown on Universal's Syfy network on Thursday, but it's sure to become an instant classic on the internet before long. Can't wait.

The sequel contenders...

Tsunameerkat

Lizard Blizzard

Wolfcano

Bearnami

Piranhurricane

Tarantulavalanche

Catquake

Don't forget if you fancy some fun pop over to Sprinkles here and join in for Christmas in July.

Dog House Blog, Dead Lock Holiday!

Aunty May is giving me a hair cut on Sunday because............

My Ode To The Fur Stealers!
 

Please note no tea cosies were hurt in the production of this video but some some Reggea might have been.

Have a terrific Tuesday all.

Dog House Blog, Rooky!

So you know who this is??????

Subliminal voice........kill.....kill

And you know who this is???????

WWF brings you Rooky and the epic battle with Molly The Wally & The Minging Meerkat!

Have a marvellous Monday all and we will return to Dogton Abbey next week. In the meantime auditioning for.......

Dog House Blog, Pup Fiction!

Samuel Lee Jackson has a twin, if the definition of twin is a black dog wearing a Kangol hat and sunglasses. Meet Samuel Lee Dogson. That got us thinking about which celebrities look like dogs? Dogs that is in the K9 sense before you all rush in to give us your top minging selections.

Reservoir Dog Actor Steve Buscemi, has his own doppelganger, Chuchi!

Jack Black!

Brad Pitt!

Donald Trump!

Snoop Dogg!

Tina Turner!

Cher!

Whoppi Goldberg!

Albert Einstein!

What breed of dog would your peoples be? Simple mine is ruff and dog eared!

Hooray For Mollywood, Movies Get A Molly Makeover Part 2!

Continuing our tribute to Tinsel Town and The Oscars we have a look at some more movies given a Molly Makeover!

Back To The Future!

The old classic, Rear Window!

The Great Train Robbery!

K-19 The Widow Maker!

Last House On The Left!

That classic Jaws!

Another classic Raging Bull!

Reservoir Dogs!

The Godfather!

And lastly Where Eagles Dare!

And so concludes are trip to Mollywood!

Hooray For Mollywood, Movies Get A Molly Makeover Part 1!

Continuing our tribute to Tinsel Town and The Oscars we wondered what films could we give a Molly Makeover to! 

Here are some of them.

Fight Club!

The old classic, Casablanca!

Indiana Jones!

Lost In Translation!

Pulp Fiction!

Shoot Em Up!

The Bone Collector!

The Empire Strikes Back!

The Sound Of Music!

And lastly I am Legend!

What movie would you give a makeover to?

Tomorrow we have a look at a few more!

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