Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Slog It Blog It, The Worse Film Of The Year!

Molly The Wally Big Ears!


We are proud to bring you the worst film of the year and it is only July. Crappy dialogue like 'we can't just stand here and wait for sharks to fall out of the sky' and 'we're going to need a bigger chopper' has us snorting like a snorty thing. But the biggest treat is seeing Los Angeles destroyed by this freaky event. The iconic Hollywood sign meets a fishy end too. OMD they don't explained how the fearsome predators manage to hurtle towards the ground with their mouths open resulting in dozens of grisly and utterly entertaining human sharkbait moments. The made for TV movie is to be shown on Universal's Syfy network on Thursday, but it's sure to become an instant classic on the internet before long. Can't wait.




The sequel contenders...

Tsunameerkat

Lizard Blizzard

Wolfcano

Bearnami

Piranhurricane

Tarantulavalanche

Catquake

Don't forget if you fancy some fun pop over to Sprinkles here and join in for Christmas in July.

52 comments:

  1. It sounds so bad that you're probably right about it becoming a classic!

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  2. That sounds horrible! The Lizard Blizzard sounds kinda fun, though...for us kitties, at least. ;)

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  3. Such a cute post. Our mom and dad like this show MST3K or mystery science theatre 3000 the show is about a guy in space and his robots forced to watch bad movies. Its very funny, or maybe you have seen it. They have a new thing called riff trax where they make fun of movies now and you can buy the dvds, they do movies now and some live streamed shows its very fun

    urban hounds

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  4. OH DEAR DO WE AGREE!
    BLOOD AND GORE NO THANKS BUT
    CATQUAKE CAUGHT OUR INTERESTS.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF AND MOM

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  5. Oh we have heard about this terrible cinematic venture! We hope there's no catnado sequel!

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  6. Wow, what a wackie movie!

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  7. That nutty movie got a LOT of attention... BUTT not as much as the ROYAL BABY and its NAME are getting. Have You placed bets on those yet?

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  8. We heard about this so we tuned in to the first 30 seconds and it was so bad and we had laughed so hard, we couldn't watch another second! That was a million dollars, not well spent! Have a great day! Lee and Phod

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  9. Second time in two days I heard that word "sharknado". Never heard it before that.

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  10. So bad that everyone will want to watch it just to see what all the bad hype is about.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  11. As an American, I would just like to apologize for my country unleashing such stupidity on the world.

    The only good thing to come out of it is some delicious punniness--Tsunameerkat indeed!

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  12. I have heard so much about this movie, I am just going to have to watch it whenever it comes to cable....lol.

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  13. WHAAAAAAAAAAT? This is nuts!

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  14. YIKES! I guess it is not safe to go back in the water!

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  15. I love it. Excellent suggestions. (Who knows... SyFy probably has a few of these already in the works.)

    Someone on Twitter suggested Deerecho, which I thought was another good one.

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  16. Sounds bad enough to be good!!! MOL a must see ;)

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  17. haven't seen it, but its being talked about all over. supposed to be a sequel coming...

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  18. we heard it was a stinker!
    stella rose

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  19. OH DEAR....haven't we had enough shark movies? MOLLY DEAR...you are know on the Hollywood scene! Should we be looking for your paw prints in the concrete on at the Chinese theatre? Or a star on Hollywood Blvd for reporter extraordinaire? I THINK WE SHOULD!

    Hugs my dear and fuzzy friend! Anita

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  20. Momma remembers Mystery Science Theater. She thought it was so funny. We are not fans of the scary movie bad or good. The music is very upsetting.

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  21. Tara Reid & Ian Ziering...sheesh what can you expect? I read that there's serious talk of a sequel Maybe they'll destory London next time ;)

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  22. Catquake, Alfie could star in that BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  23. Will there be auditions for these sequels Molly? That film looks so bad, that I could probably star as a wolf in wolfcano, and it would still be a better film!
    Someone should make a blogville film, I'd watch that!
    Pippa :)

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  24. Why didn't all the townspeople just stay indoors and away from the windows like you are supposed to in a tornado? All those sharks would have rained down and died from lack of sea water! And to think some studio spent millions of dollars on this!

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  25. Mom said this one she will pass...too much for her to handle!!!

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  26. Oh yes, it's so bad it is good!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  27. I suppose it could be good to send you to sleep if you suffer from insomnia Yawnnn.

    Sheba.

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  28. OMD!
    That's a bad movie indeed!
    Have a nice day!
    Kisses!

    Kaiser and Farrusquinho

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  29. ha ha -this one has been all over the TV over here!

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  30. Oh we love to have a squirrly quake, we need a good fight!

    The Mad Scots

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  31. Sounds horrible! We heard the writer say someone suggested a "Snailquake" so you'd have time to develop sub-plots! Too funny!

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  32. We had not heard of this one, but we think that is OK.
    Having a great time with you at the Twister Tourney!!!
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  33. Lol I just heard about this the other day... My daughter watched the trailer with me just now and her words were "I don't think nobody would watch that."

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  34. This premiered here in the USA last week (I believe)...it was trending on Twitter! I didn't watch it, but read up on it to see what the heck it was. Sounds, umm...interesting? Or not!! Hehe!

    Elyse and Riley

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  35. Then you better get ready because they are making a Sharknado II

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  36. NO! This is the first I've heard of this abomination. What the heck will they think of (with very little brain power put into the effort and I hate to even use the word "think") next???

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  37. Howdy Molly, hehehe, we heard about that one too. Hilarious and somebody will probably love it! Who thought up the idea??? No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  38. There's a celebrity gossip website that I visit regularly, and they how many people had seen the movie. I'd never heard of it before. And now I know why everyone was saying it was so awful! bol

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  39. We heard people talking about that on telly, but didn't know what it was. What a hoot! It'll become one of those cult films.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  40. Hey Molly!
    Wow, I think those Hollywood peeps have too much money and too few brain cells! BOL What a goofy idea for a flick. OMD I'd love to see a movie about a Lizard Blizzard! COOL IDEA...get it?!?...Cool, blizzard...get it?!? ahem.
    BTW: OMD you are a magnificent Twister, my furiend! Wooohooo I'm having a blast stretching and reaching around the pad with you. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  41. Molly....
    Uh, yeah. "Sharknado" is already resurfacing {Hee, hee, hee!!} itself through Tumbr, I'm afraid!! I feel almost cool to have already heard of that film!! I said "almost"!! ;op
    Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

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  42. I think the movie sounds very scary- it might be TOO scary. I wonder?
    love
    tweedles

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  43. Wow, considering that Molly's fast asleep, this is definitely one to miss! :)

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  44. DK downloaded this. I actually can't wait to watch it :)

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  45. time for a snooze I think Molly

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  46. OMD Molly, does you know that flying sharks is my daddy's biggest imaginary fear? I GOTS to get this movie for him; it will scare off his pants! Mama says she can handle it (and she likes laughing at bad movies), as long as they no makes Snakequake! Wasn't Ian Ziering in 90210....?

    love,
    Reuben

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  47. Oh my dog. Yes, I think you are safe to bestow that award in July.

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  48. Those are some pretty whacked out signs, for sure!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  49. Hey Molly

    I saw my Dad watching this trailer the other day and wondering what nonsense was going on!

    Wags to all

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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