She who must be obeyed ignored keeps an eye on my weight like a hawk. She mumbles something about prevention is better than cure. More like she takes great pleasure in starving me I say. However I have a new job for her.
Yep Godzilla is back and.......
he may be bigger but he sure is fatter too. There you go she who must be obeyed ignored go put Fatzilla on a diet and take him to the park on the end of a leash and make him run for 87 million hours. Yes the Japanese are up in arms as 'Blubber Butt' Fatzilla looks like he couldn't wobble fast enough to eat a snail nevermind terrorize humanity. Yep he has become just a fatty, fat lizard with bad teeth and no manners as you know you should never roar with your mouth full.
Have a fabulous Friday all.
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Miz Molly, the director? WELL OF COURSE! And your take on the old classic is now a classic in my book! Straight from Mollywood, FATZILLA! You are hilarious.....
ReplyDeleteLOL! Interesting "evolution" of Godzilla. We agree, he looks too chunky to terrorize anyone. :-)
ReplyDeleteHe got as the Americans like to say 'super sized' - we blame McDonalds for it :)
ReplyDeleteHe was an island dweller there was only so much room to expand until he moved to America.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about diets... you must suck your cheeks in, so do your dietician think that you have become thin, and gives you more food. It works lol. Sniff and wags from Laika and Vaks.
ReplyDeleteWell how bizarre Miss Molly..we have just finished watching Godzilla on TV tonight.....it's so bad it's good...always feel sorry for him in the end...hahahha have a great weekend sweets hugs fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Yes, most definitely. She that should be ignored should focus on Fatzilla instead of you my cute little Molly. XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteThat big lizard needs to eat fewer cities!
ReplyDeleteHe's all bulked up but lookit that tiny lil head. No brainer dood.
ReplyDeleteOUR mom watches our weight also, we are rather round, and because I am the shortest and more beautiful..i tend to be the roundest, we finks we would be scared of that lizard.
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YES Molly we think your mum should focus on that guy and leave YOU alone.
ReplyDeleteWe don't like monsters much... you know... like VACULA and such. SO we say... let your mum STARVE this one to death.
That Godzilla scares us
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Ha, I bet that's the E10-gas he swallowed with the cars, I guessed it, that stuff is evil! Hope Fatzilla will find a snail what lost a leg, so he has a small lift. ( have snails legs?if, how much?) Have a great friday!
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! He is a Fatty McFatterson! I imagine he still eats his fair share of people, though.
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totally made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh Molly my mom counts every single piece of kibble I get!! As I tell her all the time she should watch her own weight and I'll watch mine
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
PS Mom says her PITT is getting lots better
Too funny. Well, that's good that he's fat - it means we can probably all out-run him! (Actually... I guess you don't need to out-run him... just the person next to you!)
ReplyDeleteCan you believe that our Mom measures our food ! We each have our own size scoop.
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Molly, I treat my guys the same way. I watch every bite they eat!
ReplyDeleteIt sure is a sigh of our times when even Godzilla is fat! Sheesh!
We heard he was underground all this time absorbing nuclear waste, so if we avoid that we should be good! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteI mean really, when you make 1500 Godzilla movies the only way you can make it 'scarier' is to make that sumbitch bigger. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHis head doesn't seem to have grown any. Still a little brain?
ReplyDeleteGodzilla is playing at our local theatre in 3-D, but they won't let us in.
XXXOOO Bella & Roxy
BOLOL! Fatzilla! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Well, I wouldn't call him "Fatzilla" to his face! That could be mighty dangerous!
ReplyDeleteCammie!
We have to agree with she who should be ignored . . . . being a healthy weight is important and just cause godzilla got fat doesn't mean we all should! Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteIt is probably a good thing. We get weighed every month and dad keeps a chart.
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Murphy & Stanley
Molly, you always cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Healthy is good...Godzilla size = bad!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
BOL!
ReplyDeleteThat may be a good movie. :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if if the film is any good,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteBig fan of the original Godzilla...no need for improvement.
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