Friday, 16 May 2014

Dog House Blog, Who Is A Fatty On Friday?


She who must be obeyed ignored keeps an eye on my weight like a hawk. She mumbles something about prevention is better than cure. More like she takes great pleasure in starving me I say. However I have a new job for her. 


Yep Godzilla is back and.......


he may be bigger but he sure is fatter too.  There you go she who must be obeyed ignored go put Fatzilla on a diet and take him to the park on the end of a leash and make him run for 87 million hours. Yes the Japanese are up in arms as 'Blubber Butt' Fatzilla looks like he couldn't wobble fast enough to eat a snail nevermind terrorize humanity. Yep he has become just a fatty, fat lizard with bad teeth and no manners as you know you should never roar with your mouth full.

Have a fabulous Friday all.

32 comments:

  1. Miz Molly, the director? WELL OF COURSE! And your take on the old classic is now a classic in my book! Straight from Mollywood, FATZILLA! You are hilarious.....

    ReplyDelete
  2. LOL! Interesting "evolution" of Godzilla. We agree, he looks too chunky to terrorize anyone. :-)

    ReplyDelete
  3. He got as the Americans like to say 'super sized' - we blame McDonalds for it :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. He was an island dweller there was only so much room to expand until he moved to America.

    ReplyDelete
  5. It's all about diets... you must suck your cheeks in, so do your dietician think that you have become thin, and gives you more food. It works lol. Sniff and wags from Laika and Vaks.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Well how bizarre Miss Molly..we have just finished watching Godzilla on TV tonight.....it's so bad it's good...always feel sorry for him in the end...hahahha have a great weekend sweets hugs fozziemum xx

    ReplyDelete
  7. Oh dear. Yes, most definitely. She that should be ignored should focus on Fatzilla instead of you my cute little Molly. XOXO - Bacon

    ReplyDelete
  8. That big lizard needs to eat fewer cities!

    ReplyDelete
  9. He's all bulked up but lookit that tiny lil head. No brainer dood.

    ReplyDelete
  10. OUR mom watches our weight also, we are rather round, and because I am the shortest and more beautiful..i tend to be the roundest, we finks we would be scared of that lizard.
    stella rose

    ReplyDelete
  11. YES Molly we think your mum should focus on that guy and leave YOU alone.
    We don't like monsters much... you know... like VACULA and such. SO we say... let your mum STARVE this one to death.

    ReplyDelete
  12. That Godzilla scares us
    Lily & Edward

    ReplyDelete
  13. Ha, I bet that's the E10-gas he swallowed with the cars, I guessed it, that stuff is evil! Hope Fatzilla will find a snail what lost a leg, so he has a small lift. ( have snails legs?if, how much?) Have a great friday!

    ReplyDelete
  14. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! He is a Fatty McFatterson! I imagine he still eats his fair share of people, though.
    www.dogtreatweb.com

    ReplyDelete
  15. Oh Molly my mom counts every single piece of kibble I get!! As I tell her all the time she should watch her own weight and I'll watch mine
    Hugs madi your bfff
    PS Mom says her PITT is getting lots better

    ReplyDelete
  16. Too funny. Well, that's good that he's fat - it means we can probably all out-run him! (Actually... I guess you don't need to out-run him... just the person next to you!)

    ReplyDelete
  17. Can you believe that our Mom measures our food ! We each have our own size scoop.
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

    ReplyDelete
  18. Molly, I treat my guys the same way. I watch every bite they eat!

    It sure is a sigh of our times when even Godzilla is fat! Sheesh!

    ReplyDelete
  19. We heard he was underground all this time absorbing nuclear waste, so if we avoid that we should be good! Love Dolly

    ReplyDelete
  20. I mean really, when you make 1500 Godzilla movies the only way you can make it 'scarier' is to make that sumbitch bigger. ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  21. His head doesn't seem to have grown any. Still a little brain?

    Godzilla is playing at our local theatre in 3-D, but they won't let us in.

    XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

    ReplyDelete
  22. BOLOL! Fatzilla! Too funny!
    Have a great weekend!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

    ReplyDelete
  23. Well, I wouldn't call him "Fatzilla" to his face! That could be mighty dangerous!
    Cammie!

    ReplyDelete
  24. We have to agree with she who should be ignored . . . . being a healthy weight is important and just cause godzilla got fat doesn't mean we all should! Have a great weekend.

    ReplyDelete
  25. It is probably a good thing. We get weighed every month and dad keeps a chart.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    ReplyDelete
  26. Molly, you always cracks me up.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

    ReplyDelete
  27. Healthy is good...Godzilla size = bad!!

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

    ReplyDelete
  28. I wonder if if the film is any good,xx Speedy

    ReplyDelete
  29. Big fan of the original Godzilla...no need for improvement.

    ReplyDelete