Dog Blog Gnome For The Home

Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh Gnome is being retailed by B&Q.

A Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh Gnome is being retailed by B&Q to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee. These repugnant creations were sculpted by Gnorman Anklebitter the celebrated purveyor of bad taste.  Capability Brown stated that he would be using the gnomes for inspiration for his garden design ‘Vile Vista’s From Venus’ in this year’s ‘Chelsea Flower Show’. Lady Gaga of ‘Good Taste Inc????’ purchased a juggernaut full of the gnomes for her home. She told the reporter from the Troll Tribune “We're plastic, but we still have fun”. The Queen refused to comment but the Duke of Edinburgh was heard to say “It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons and she’s 61.”