Hog Blog, Pukka Dog

An Ode to the pukka of all pies the pukka pie!

Devastated at the failure of my pie baking session and with no reply form ‘The Beagle Society’ have fallen into a deep melancholy. To make matters worse my human has eaten my Pukka pie stash. Morosely took the empty packets to my position at the back of the sofa and lay there for an eternity thinking of what could have been.  

Ho hum no yum for my tum

I’m feeling decidedly sad

They stole all my pies

Told loads of lies

And then said I was bad

Ho Hum feeling so glum

No pies to eat isn’t funny

Sad at the thought

Of the pies I had bought

That never saw my tummy

Oh Patricia Cornwell why is Kay Scarpetta not defrosting chicken breasts yet. Urgent request!!!!