Sunday, 4 March 2012

The Park ‘Fair Cop Guv!’

Molly The Wally & The Police.

Eureka Moment, if you can;t beat them join them.

My continuing association with members of Her Majesty’s Constabulary has led me to the notion that if you can’t beat them, join them. Therefore have applied to join ‘The Special Patrol’ and have offered my services with regards to eradication of vermin for a small fee.  This may seem a bit like poacher turned game keeper to you? I figured that by legitimising my hunting activity being apprehended by the long arm of the law would become a thing of the past. The fact that Heather who is four years old thinks my disguise is rubbish had nothing to do with it. PC Molly The Wally will be reporting for duty shortly.

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