Eureka Moment, if you can;t beat them join them.
My continuing association with
members of Her Majesty’s Constabulary has led me to the notion that if you
can’t beat them, join them. Therefore have applied to join ‘The Special Patrol’
and have offered my services with regards to eradication of vermin for a small
fee. This may seem a bit like poacher
turned game keeper to you? I figured that by legitimising my hunting activity being
apprehended by the long arm of the law would become a thing of the past. The
fact that Heather who is four years old thinks my disguise is rubbish had
nothing to do with it. PC Molly The Wally will be reporting for duty shortly.
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