Tuesday, 6 March 2012

The Park. Radix Lecti!

Molly The Wally Lark In The Park!

Outrun by a Whippet, Radix Lecti!

My dreams of running with Usain Bolt came to an abrupt halt today when I was out run by a whippet. It would appear that I may have put on a few extra pounds due to my diligent pie research.  Devastated and Mortified! Tried to leave some of my moist meaty junks in gravy for later but panicked at the thought that they may end up in the bin, so ate them all. Must do better or will end up slower than molasses in winter! Thinking of starting up my own celebrity keep fit regime, ‘Jog With The Dog’! I’m the celebrity so any human will do! Any takers????

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