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The End Of The Campaign Trail for Ken Livingston. 

Boris peddles against political gravity and bikes into a lead and will be mayor for a second term. My sources in Molly Media tell me singing can be heard at Newt HQ. On investigating it became apparent that the song was less ‘Congratulations’ but yet another rendition of ‘Cwying over me’ but this time accompanied by genuine tears.

Ode ‘Brother Ken Where Art Thou’!

Boris our learned boffin is mayor again

With scarecrow hair and mighty pen

With amusing banter and jovial manner

Into the newt’s campaign he threw a spanner

Londoners have voted him mayor once more

Whilst Ken’s bruised ego must be very sore

Alas poor Ken what will he do next

The outcome must have left him truly vexed

He tried so hard to win and be our boss

But now he can at least campaign for Argos.