Saturday 26 May 2012

Dog Blog, You hum it and Spain will bin it!

Molly The Wally does karaoke.

It’s Eurovision time again.


It’s Eurovision tomorrow and my sources at Molly Media have informed me that bosses of Spanish public television have told Pastora Soler to make sure she losses as the Government cannot afford to host next years’ event if they win. This is like straight out of an episode of ‘Farther Ted’, where for the same reason Ireland entered the awful song ‘my lovely horse’. This year Ireland have Jedward, affectingly known as Deadwood, two talentless, irritating individuals, so Ireland can breathe a sigh of relief. I feel some tactical voting will be involved with all the countries that hate Germany and France voting for Greece. Greece will win the Eurovision and go bankrupt trying to host next years’ event and the European currency ‘the Euro’ will be no more. Get out the glitter ball, put on your glad rags and get ready to boogey the night away. Greece’s entry by the way is sung by I Gottanomoney giving us a heart-felt rendition of ‘Shutta up your face’ Merkel, you looka like my goat’. France will be giving us Carla Bruni, singing us her smash hit ‘Lost in France’  and the Germans are stepping up to the plate with my all time favourite ‘All By Myself’ sung by Heir Pratwurst. Can’t wait, bad songs, bad clothes, bad singing and bad politics, think the rest of the world is missing out.

8 comments:

  1. Oh blimey! I'm off to the pub! Deccy x

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    1. Hi Deccy don't forget to take your human too! Have a great time tonight chillaxing.
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. Ooooooo, what a vicious look you have Molly dearest!!!! teeeeheeee....I love you blog dogs...what does mum do to get you to open your mouth so widely? I am always intrigued how our George the Lad can manage a REAL HUMAN SMILE!!!!!!!!

    Precious new friends, thank you so much for coming to visit my Roman Holiday post! It is so fun to confabulate as the rest of the world makes a mess of things. What are we to do dearest? Our economies are making life so miserable but the only way I know how to combat he sadness is to CREATE!!!!!!! So Molly dear, keep on your bandana, SING, HOWL and spread the love.

    HAPPY QUEEN'S JUBILEE!!! Anita

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    1. Anita go create , you have a wonderful blog and I just love it. Makes me feel happy and we can forget about the gloom! Really am looking forward to Paris and see you next week. Have a lovely weekend.
      Best wishes Molly

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  3. Haha, think we would have preferred My Lovely Horse to Jedward!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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    1. Hey my lovely folks you are too right! You are on for tomorrow and don't forget to send me your nomination for next week. Bloody Sweden it was crsp....!!!! what was that about!!!!Kate Bush versus Kung Foo Fighting!!!
      Best wishes Molly

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  4. I read the article about the spaniard singer! Not right!
    Sounds like Eurovision this year is going to be veeeery interesting!
    Happy weekend!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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    1. Hi Lorenza
      That awful Swedish song won , never mind Kate Bush , she looked more like the evil thing from 'One Missed Call' Korean Version. Thought Italy should have won or Greece. As for Turkey , my , my there is bad and there is bad. What a hoot! Have a lovely weekend.
      Best wishes Molly

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