Saturday 8 December 2012

Dog House Blog, I Smell A Rat, It’s A Stitch Up!

Molly the Wally gets festive!

Ruff Justice, I Was Framed!

It would appear that my blog has been hacked! After two awful letters to Santa and one equally awful reply I felt I had no choice but to call on the help of CSI (Canine Security & Interrogation) and the FFBI (Feline Fur Ball Investigators) to ascertain who has been impersonating Santa and I. Firstly they studied my real letter to Santa and have vouched that those posted on my blog were indeed malicious fakes.

Evidence for the defence exhibit 1.

Molly The Wallys' Dear Santa Letter.

Next they discovered how my password got into the paws of someone spiteful and mean.

Evidence for the defence exhibit 2.

After hours of dedicated surveillance it became apparent that the culprit was not working alone.

Evidence for the defence exhibit 3.

It was none other than my nemesis, the Moriarty to my Holmes, my archenemy the vile ginger tom cat Maudikae. 

Will Santa forgive me?

Last Christmas you didn’t give me kibble-lite
And your ankles I did not threaten to bite
This year to save me from tears
More squirrels to chase, cheers.

I’ll watch them with my eagle eye
And round my territory I will fly
And chase them all round the park
It will be such a glorious lark.

If you can spare me some treats
Or even lots and lots of meats
I will love you forever that is for sure
Santa with you we never want more

Forgive me Santa and send me a sign
That your are once more a friend of mine
So if you could open your heart
In the face those meanies I let off a fart.

Molly The Wally


  1. Molly!!! How awful...the injustice of it all!! We hope you get everything cleared up before "the big day".

    Wallace & Samuel

  2. Oh Molly....I love this funny pics and the poem to.....Have a wonderful Christmastime....thank you for visiting me :-)
    Wuff and LG Aiko

  3. I'm sure Santa knows exactly what's been going on Molly! lol

  4. What a scoundrel! Sullying your good name!

  5. Sounds like a complot.... But I'm sure Santa knows the truth ;o)Have a wonderful saturday;o)

  6. Oh NO!!! Hope Santa is a Father of Wisdom and we are sure you are INNOCENT!

  7. OMD....Molly, you were unjustly framed! And WE HAVE CAUGHT THEM RED-HANDED, or red-pawed.....THERE HE IS WITH THE CAMERA! CATCH HIM! I know that Santa will give you full license to chase that SCAMP up a tree, and you will not be punished for it! are too much. YOU ARE JUST A HOOT!!! You have been a good girl all year 'round. WE CAN VOUCH FOR THAT!

  8. YOU BEEN WORNGED!!!, cal out all of blogville to help get them baddies and return you to good standing. What worng with the Squirrels anyway, all we want do do is shake their guts out!

    Your Pals
    Susie & Bites

  9. How terrible. Get yourself a good lawyer! Best of luck and Happy Saturday!

  10. With all that evidence I am Santa will be extra generous to you. I just knew it was a squierrl! I will send Santa a letter letting him know you are one of the sweetest pups I know. Maybe that will help.

  11. Santa has Santa Cam, he'll know what those culprits were up to and they will be the ones without Christmas treats.

  12. My Dogness Miss Molly! Who would not believe such an innocent looking face like yours?

    Neeko :o)

  13. Oh dear me Molly...rats are sneaky and evil. YOu might need to get you a mouser for the house. I'd come over but I'm pretty much useless in the hunt and kill department. If I see a bug or a moth I react more like a K9. Mom cracks up
    cause I sit staring at it and meowing until she comes. I can't dirty up my diva paws with bug gut.
    hugs Madi your BFFF

  14. MyDogness Miss Molly! Who would not believe such an innocent looking face like yours? Meee says that you have nothing to worry about.
    Neeko :o)

  15. oh, that scamper rat was definitely the ringleader in this venture! :)

  16. Molly, have no fear, just keep telling yourself that Santa KNOWS everything. We are sure he knows the true story in this case.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  17. Molly I am soooooooo glad that the Investigations came up with the ANSWERS to this TRAVESTY. THANK DAWGNESS Santa Paws Does Read EVERYTHINGY and NOW he will know that you were WRONGED and he will bring you TONS of STUFFS... like Squirrels to make deaded and all.

  18. Dear Molly,
    I wish you Santa is listening to your prayers and he believes you are a poor victim!
    And if you get lots of squirrels you might think of me, but only if you get too many, ok?
    Nice regards

  19. Your CSI work is excellent. You got to the bottom of this very quickly before more damage could be done!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  20. We hope you manage to thwart the efforts of the evil squirrel and cat squad!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  21. HOwdy Molly, squirrels and cats aye? Just another good reason to chase them both, except we don't have squirrels here in Oz but we'll keep on chasing the cats and rats too if that helps. We've been told Father Christmas knows EVERYTHING (gulp) so you should get some good stuffs right? Right? No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  22. Molly, we knew those poison pen letters to Santa couldn't have been from sweet little you! We hope your REAL letter makes it to Santa and this little misunderstanding will be cleared up before Christmas!

    Susan and Wrigs

  23. A dastardly deed! We know some mean animals who are gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  24. uh-huhhhhhhh. Yeah sure. we were buying the whole bizness until you brought in the cat. I mean who trusts a quireel anyways?

    But to blame it on the cat? Wethinks you protest too much miss Molly! MOL!!!

  25. Molly I have no doubt Santa will know this was a cruel trick and that you are a loyal and good little dog - you will get your goodies I am sure. Ambercat and my little walking companion Scrappy the Wonder Dog both tells me rats and squirrels are very mean - they are cousins and have the same sneaky traits. We have decided to teach the ones in our woods a lesson - they have dug a hole in my lawn and hidden all their acorns for Spring - well, when they come back they are gonna find a pile of stones he he.

  26. I bark at the squirrel for u. :)

  27. Molly I knew you had to have been framed, you woudn't write such nasty letter. I hope you get lots of squirrels and treats and they catch who was framing you.

  28. Molly, I'm sure you're a good girl and Santa will be happy to give you gifts and squirrels! I knew you're inocent, you're always só nice and kind, except with the squirrels...
    Licks from Pink

  29. There is nothing lower then messing with Santa before Christmas. I hope you get fair justice!

    Loveys Sasha

  30. I hope Santa does forgive you and you gets squirrels and treats :)

  31. Oh and I have something for you... come by

  32. Oh Molly, how terrible to have been hacked like that. I'm sure with all the evidence you have produced, Santa will forgive all and grant you your wishes.

  33. BOL I'm not sure the new letter/poem to Santa is gonna help you much dear Molly BOL!
    Yap, thinkin the SQ's teamin up with Maudikae adds up to a disastrous Christmas from Santa :O

    Maybe a trip to the North Pole and an in-pawson communique is in order? ;)

    Waggin at ya,