Brad Pitt’s Chanel 5 Advert becomes an internet sensation for all the wrong reasons.
He may have been paid more than $7 million to do it but now
Brad Pitt must regret taking part in what has been voted the worst advertising
campaign of 2012. Just in time for Christmas the advert for Chanel Nos 5 has been voted the biggest stink
of the year. Pitt is depicted as a beardy nerd in a shirt, mumbling ‘eau de dribble’,
in the corner of a room. The room could be a room anywhere. Maybe in a prison or a padded room in a mental
facility or a secure unit, or a toilet who knows but it is filmed in black and
white so it is art. Nevermind, talking meaningless random rubbish will be taken
as profound musings by fashionistas everywhere. This needless to say has
unleashed a whole plethora of spoofs winging their way around the intertwat.
The one that gets are vote is The Pet Collective website which has a Brad dog
in a Brad shirt making a Brad ad for Kennel No 5. A husky voice states,
'It's not a walk. Every walk ends but we go on. The stick flies and we chase
after it. Whatever I fetch, there you are. My wag, my treat, my belly rub.
Kennel No 5. Adorable!’ The satirical
American show Saturday Night Live has Brad as Hammy the Talking Hamster with
the slogan, ‘My wheel turns, and I turn in it! Mark Paton on the website The
Daily Buzz, has a wig wearing Brad portrayed as a know nothing dumb blond
looking in the wrong direction. 'The camera is over here, Brad,' he
is told. 'Oh, right,' he says, and starts the script. 'Channel 5,' he says. 'It's
actually Chanel, Brad,' he is told. 'Oh. German? Cool,' he replies. Oh Brad you
made our day!
How could he have thought it a good idea in the first place?
ReplyDeletePoor old Brad. It is only given to a very select few (like me) to have looks AND brains...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Hi Molly, I laughed.....what a pitty for him....setting more than 7 million$ in the sand....oh....poor Brad.
ReplyDeleteWuff and LG - have a wonderful last night of the year with no loud and heavy fireworks around you.
Aiko
OMD I just watched some of them - whoa - really really bad BOL! Mom and I don't watch TV much. We actually turned on the chanel/channel ;P that had the yule log on it and watched that all day BOL! Mom said it was really nice to have a fireplace on Christmas even if it didn't put out heat. Uh, okay Mom. Doesn't take much to make her happy eh? ;)
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
We will have to look for it. I haven't seen Brad's commercial, but I saw the one with a dog playing Brad...
ReplyDeleteSam
Haven't seen it here but that photo doesn't even look like him! Eew...what happened?
ReplyDeleteOh dear, he does look OLD these days! Poor Brad!!!
ReplyDeleteYes another dweeb hits it big, thats why Dad records his shows and edits out the dumbness for hollywood and our commercials of stupidity.
ReplyDeleteYour Pals
The Scottie Twinkies
We will have to look for that too. Poor Brad!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
I haven't seen the advert but will have to look out for it!
ReplyDeleteLove Milo :)
I knew they had to pay him a lot to make that ad!!! I wouldn't make it for twice that amount! What a stinky commercial and fo shure I ain't buyin no Shannell Number 5.
ReplyDeleteI have to mute the TV whenever that commercial comes on. There is just something so grating about it that I really can't stand.
ReplyDeleteCindy
your reporting of the spoofs made me laugh! thanks, molly!
ReplyDeleteMOL Molly Brad in a Chanel #5 promotion was quite puzzling to us too.
ReplyDeleteMom said she didn't think a man advertising it was the brightest idea...especially one looking like he slept in his clothes.
Hugs Madi your BFFF
I guess we haven't been watching enough TV, Molly--somehow we managed to miss seeing this ad! Must look for it now... Sounds almost as ridiculous as the Victoria's Secret ads.
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
I consider the ad as an exercise video because I shake my head so much when it comes on. Hard to believe he was paid for that rubbish.
ReplyDeleteAnn
Why would he even agree to do this commercial in the first place? Ugh.
ReplyDeleteYea it's a real stinker that's for sure. As for it being "art" to that I say FART more like it.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
We haven't even noticed this but now we will pay attention!
ReplyDeleteStay Calm & Bark On,
Murphy & Stanley
We don't put much stock in what Hollywoodies do, anyway.
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
Happy Friday!
ReplyDeleteI forget did they put ANY other advert on tv in the run up to Christmas?
ReplyDeleteDon't those celebs EVER get enough money, pfftt!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
He must be more embarrassed than anybuddy can imagine... butt heck WE would advertise that stuffs fur that kinda MONEY.
ReplyDeleteHowdy Molly, yeah, poor buggar. Bet he cried all the way to the bank after he got his cheque hehe. It was definitely a weird ad (and who the heck thought it was good in the first place??). Anyhoo, mum still loves him. She's a funny old girl though. See ya sweetie. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteNossa! Deve ter sido muito ruim mesmo!
ReplyDeleteBeijos e linda noite Molly *-*
Lol haven't seen that commercial yet...
ReplyDeleteOnly 7 Million? I'll take and speak in tongues if you want! Happy Hollerdays!
ReplyDeleteSophieDoodleSnoodle1/2Poodle here!
I haven't seen this ad, but I'll look out for it!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day, Molly!
Stewey
Terrible ad. When my hubby saw it he was like "wtf?".
ReplyDeleteHi Molly! It sounds like your Pips and I have much in common. I can't make it to the park either. Heck, I can barely make it around my own yard! I also have been having a few accidents from the heart medicine.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend. Send my regards to Pip!
Your pal, Pip (the other one across the pond)
I did not notice either- I just notice commercials are so loud!
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tweedles
Our mama says the ad agency who came up with the idea for this commercial has probably already been fired. If not they should be. Poor Brad, definitely not his best work.
ReplyDeleteCindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
It is awful, and don't understand why he's advertising a woman's perfume lol
ReplyDeleteI thinks this commercial is something from my Bad Idea Catalog :o) Have a fabulous weekend - maybe with Chanel N° 9 ?
ReplyDeleteHi Molly,
ReplyDeleteI've seen the ad and Brad looks like an ad for the down and out, never mind wearing Kennel No 5,I think he should be advertising a bar of carbolic soap on a rope for Christmas, that'll have you running to your baskets.