Bacon Smelling Shaving cream washed down with a Crap-uccino!
The smell of the breakfast normally emanates from the kitchen but J&D
Foods think the bathroom would be as good. The new product is described as ‘a high
end luxurious bacon scented shaving cream’ and the US business adds you should
use it prior to a date with your potential soul mate. Justin Esch, the inventor
told our sauces at Molly Media that breakfast is the most important meal of the
day and bacon is the best part of breakfast. So why not smell like it and be
the best? When you walk into a room don’t you want people to be excited to see
you? Bacon flavoured shaving cream is available for around $14.99 (£9). Sounds
good to us, already drooling over the keyboard at the thought of it. I wouldn’t
wear any to the park though you’d have very mutt in a 10 mile radius following
you. Why not wake up to a crap-uccino after you have had your bacon shave? The
new brew is one of the most expensive in the world at £30 a cup. Every coffee bean
used to make it has to be picked out of a pile of elephant dung. Producers in
Thailand say feeding the ingredients to their herd of 20 elephants improves the
flavour with the acid in the animals’ stomach making them less bitter. Butt Blake
Dinkin who has spent £300,000 developing
the idea may have the last laugh as the first 70kg batch of coffee has sold
out. Two more great ideas to add to your Christmas shopping list.
This sounds... YUMMY! Adding it on to my Christmas list now!!
ReplyDeleteCotton:)
Eeek these treats do sound like they would appeal to the dogs though, I am sure dogs would go for bacon scented shampoos
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
Coffee flavored shaving cream would have sounded more better but bacon? LOL.
ReplyDeleteHuggies and Cjeese,
Haopee
Yeah, Mollie would love Bacon shaving foam..lol Have I switched my comments off again? It is awful weather here, not going out today :( xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
PRECIOUS MOLLY! THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED A 1000 SHIPS! Look at that stare, that glare in your eyes...as if (and I am sure you do), you know something we don't know! teeheee....where you get your stories is beyond me, but I LOVE IT! Keep 'em comin' MIZ MOLLY!
ReplyDeleteOur Lady wouldn't drink coffee before, but now she really won't! Lee thinks anything out of poop sounds great! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteSay - I'm a baconaholic but even I think bacon scented shave cream is a bit much...I'm sure my Dad wouldn't appreciate me putting the "bitey-bite" on his face either! As for the poo poo coffee?? All I can say is YUCK!
ReplyDeleteHoliday Hugs, Sammy
Eww and Eww! Neither one of those products appeal to me!
ReplyDeleteHummmm. Well it sure could make it interesting for peeps to get out the door as they head for work. If my MOM smelled like bacon I think I would tackle her and pin her down and lick lick lick all that bacon smell.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Hi Molly you are missing a trick, your own super doggie products, bacon shampoo for those who have to be encouraged into the bath, including burger, chicken, salami, amd so much more...but you can forget the poo poo coffee leave that for the peeps.
ReplyDeleteOh my Daddy would love that shaving cream!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle
Now that sounds good!
ReplyDeleteThe first dog we had used to love to lick the left over shaving cream from my husbands face. If he had bacon flavored shave cream she would have gone crazy!
ReplyDeleteCindy
..hmmm I would like to smell like a bacon...but humans too? We bought a shower gel with gingerbread scent... but the taste was godawful ;o)
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet that bacon shaving cream will be the cause of a lot of faceless men running around after being attacked by a pack of bacon-hungry dogs! BOL
ReplyDeleteFurst, they always excited to sees me walk into a room. And secondly, dis inventor is GENIUS! It is bouts time somebuddy came up with sumptin' to spend my dad's hard earned money on. Even though I don't shave it is BRILLIANT!
ReplyDeletePuddles
Happy Friday -hope you have a woofy good weekend!
ReplyDeleteMy Mom says she is just going to leave that coffee alone! Now for the bacon shaving cream.......I am a GIRL......so forget that too! BOL! I need something sweeter smelling, like chocolate!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
i've heard about coffee beans utilized from a certain wild cat's digestive system which yields a delicious brew. now the elephants...
ReplyDeleteMOL you know we cats have very different tongues for you K9s. It is often referred to as being like sandpaper. So that being said...should my dad invest in bacon flavored shaving cream I will gladly 'shave' his face with my tongue
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi your BFFF
Wow, that is quite interesting. We would always be hungry smelling like bacon
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Bacon-flavoured shaving cream?? Bizarre but sounds nommy!!
ReplyDeleteWe think we are going to be sick, LOL.
ReplyDeleteSomehow we can't see Mum the vegetarian letting Dad use bacon shaving cream and as for the elephant coffee.... nuf said!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Bacon flavored anything is great....... Yummy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment on our site this morning. Our email address is maxthequiltcat@gmail.com
Have a great day.
hugs, Max, Bugsy and Knuckles
woof! Woof! Oh my I have not tasted BACON for a lonnnnnnngggggg time. You making me miss it. This is quiet very interesting. Golden Thanks for sharing. Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteHello Molly
ReplyDeleteNice news from you, very interesting indeed!
Best regards
Arno
Um...no? Can we say that at this time of year? MOL! Purrs...
ReplyDeleteohhhhh God.........I am drinking COFFEE as we speak! lol
ReplyDeleteMmmm what could be better than elephant poo tasting coffee? Thats defiantly going on my Christmas list.... BOL
ReplyDeleteWe think we'll pass on that stuff.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella &Roxy
We want REAL bacon.
I might have to get my dad some of that bacon flavored shaving cream. I bet he'd love to smell like bacon! (who wouldn't?) As for coffee beans in elephant dung, I've never had the pleasure of eating elephant dung, but I suspect it's pretty yummy & that's why it makes the coffee taste better.
ReplyDeleteyour pal,
Garth
Crap-uccino??? Hmm
ReplyDeleteMake mine a Niptini please
ReplyDeleteI knew about the cat poop coffee but Elephant - you've got to be kidding.
ReplyDeleteThe bacon flavored shaving cream sounds nice but we would prefer the real thing. A little bit of piggy would make a nice change from kibble and mouse. And a nip latte is our favorite drink.
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
After much debate including our sister cats...we have come to the conclusion that we'd rather have the real-deal...as in real bacon, that you can gobble up!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Mmmmm.... Bacon....
ReplyDeleteLeave bacon in the kitchen or in molly's squirrel-bacon flavored treats
ReplyDeleteum...ewww? BACON? No thanks. We'll take salmon. Or nip. Hmmm, now nip might be interesting...
ReplyDeleteIt is an undeniable truth, no one can resist the smell of bacon!
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