Flog It Blog It, Lets all Yodel!

We’d bet you never heard of the pickle that yodels?  Yep it exists and you can find it here! So of course we had to look at the reviews.

The Yodeling Yodel Pickle TOY.

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I loaned my iPod to my kid and he broke it. This understandably bummed me out, since I really enjoy taking long walks on the beach while listening to some tune-age. I’m kinda low on funds, so buying a replacement iPod wasn’t an option for me. I was very fortunate to discover the Yodeling Pickle have been super pleased with the results. First of all, as luck would have it, the Yodeling Pickle just happens to yodel all of my favorite tunes that were stored on my iPod. Hits like “Bobbejaan Schoepen yodels the collected works of Black Sabbath” and of course Slim Whitman’s edgy yodeling rendition of “Baby Got Back.”

I have withheld one star from my review however, giving the Yodeling Pickle just four of five possible stars. There isn’t a headphone jack, which is only a problem if the folks around me don’t appreciate yodeling, (which almost NEVER happens). Also, I was accustomed to carrying the iPod strapped to my arm with the elastic armband accessory. Nothing like this is available for the pickle. On my beach walks, I’ve found that the pickle can be carried around by conveniently tucking it down into the front of my Speedo. I’ve met tons of nice ladies on the beach since scoring the pickle. I can only assume they dig yodeling as much as I do.

It’s a great portable music solution for yodeling fans. Cheaper than an iPod and the chicks seem to dig it

And

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I know what you're thinking: why on Earth would you ever need a Yodelling Pickle Toy? And if you think that, I have a question for you: why WOULDN'T you need one? I often find myself alone at night, sad about the choices I've made that have brought me to this place, and I wonder, is this all there is? I mean, I get up, I go to my job at the Tuscan Whole Milk Dairy, I spend my 8 hours squeezing sweet nourishing whole milk out of the closest available Tuscan Whole Milk Cow. I go home and stare at the wall. Why am I here? What have I done? I ponder ending my life, but I worry no one will replace me at the Dairy. All of this changed recently when I discovered the Yodelling Pickle Toy. I could say it cures cancer, that is solves the economic problems around the world, it stops global warning. But it doesn't do those things. It yodels. That's basically it. But if you listen closely, it yodels thoughts to you. I'm now turning my life around thanks to the advice it gives. I'm a little worried about some of the things it tells me to do, but what the Yodelling Pickle Toy tells me to do, I have to do. I don't make the rules. It does.

Anyway, if you are looking for a fun toy for the kids, or a silly gag gift at the office, or a new overlord who will guide you through its plans to dominate the world and shed it of the "unclean", well, this item is for you.

Happy Yodeling Saturday everyone.