Wednesday 10 April 2013

Flog It Blog It, Playmobil in the dock again!

Molly The Wally As A Puppy!

More totally inappropriate toys from those guys at Playmobil!

Remember we had a look at some hilarious reviews of totally inappropriate toys by Playmobil 
(here). Well today we thought we’d have a look at some more of their bizarre offerings. All we can say is what ever they are smoking it has to be strong stuff!

There has been a terrible accident. Don’t worry the ambulance is on the way. Get out the drug bag. Opps it is empty as the people at Playmobil have been helping themselves.

 Wow that stand is perfect for shooting poor defenceless animals.  Take aim and fire!

OK time for a tea brake. No worries you can go to the loo at the same time!

A slight obsession with loos don’t you think? Well I suppose even construction workers need a place to go and read the newspaper?

And now we are surgically going to implant a brain into a Playmobil employee as none of them have any.

Now if you don’t want to end up on a park bench broke you’d better learn how to brake open safes and steal!

Vultures and dead Ox? Hours of fun!

OK you didn’t practice safe braking. Come on get off the bench and move on! Human kindness lesson 37!

The Haz Mat Crew! Yep the teeny tots can spend hours of fun cleaning up nuclear spillage with this one. 

OK little sister I am going to practice for a while. Tomorrow we can go in the kitchen and start with the steak knives.

Wonder what they will think up next? We shudder to think.


  1. Are they for real or does someone out in cyber space having fun with PhotoShop? LOL. Because if those are real, they are beyond bizarre!

    Thanks for stopping by!

  2. Oh my gosh thanks for the memories Molly, I was obsessed with playmobil, if I could still find them I probably would STILL be playing with them lol!

  3. Wow. I had no idea Playmobil had so many different toy options now. I used to love playing with them when I was a kid.

  4. Molly do they have PlayMobil for kitties? Maybe with mice, and cheese and catnip...
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  5. One of my friends' boy loves those little toys! She always buys them from the charity shops in her village.

  6. They should win the Most Goofy Toys Award Molly!

  7. Ha! We have a lot of that brand but not those toys!

    Piggy kisses,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

  8. You look so young today in the top picture!
    In that next picture, are those restraints on the beds?
    Vultures and dead cows! Cool! They can mix with the hazmat crew. The chemical spill killed the cows!

  9. My son had playmobile airport and police station.. He loved them :) have a wonderful day molly and Mom xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  10. You are making this up right? Love Dolly

  11. *BBBOL*

    AW were such a cute baby!!!

    Wally & Sammy

  12. I find some games very strange!

  13. Haha! I have to admit though, I LOVED Playmobil as a kid! But I agree, some of the things they came up with are a little weird!

    Have a great Wednesday!

    Elyse and Riley

  14. Oh those crazy people of Playmobil - where is the factory, a wing of the local asylum?
    Very funny, where do you find them :)
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

    And i thinks those playmobil nut jobs have been smoking too much weed!! The knife one at the end is the most bizarre!!
    Love Milo :)

  16. thats some kool stuff, I hope the hospital is a good hospital- and ambulance too.

  17. Are those things fur real? Here's one for you. Some ball team is putting video games in the loo so you can play & pee the same time.

  18. OMD, those are a riot. (Why is there no loo in the operating room??)

    Off to check out the post we missed!

  19. I just still can't believe some of these toys lol. Weird. My daughter has some toys that are pretty weird.. have you ever heard of "Monster High Dolls"? They are the popular thing right now.

  20. Are they real Molly? Why can't they just have little kid models playing with kittens and puppies?

    Wags to all,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  21. I was wondering if these are real toys too, some of them are just too damn bizarre to think they would actually make them!!