Molly The Wally Wrestles Wenlock The London 2012 Olympic Games Mascot.
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We introduce you to the hideous, ugly little Wenlock, the
Official London 2012 Olympic mascot.
As Molly aims for gold in the ‘Defacing, Dis-figuring, De-stuffing
and Disembowelling Event’ we find her deep in conversation with coach Pippinpumpkin.
Pippinpumpkin takes time out to discuss strategy with
Molly. The world record was set at 4 minutes and 29.221 seconds by Rufus of
Russia.
Pippinpumpkin gives Molly a few tips on how to get on top
of her opponent. ‘Remember don’t be fooled and go for the second eye Molly,
this Cyclops only has one.’ Said Coach P.
Wenlock is straight in with a chest thump, taking Molly
unaware.......
Followed by a chin shot that sends
Molly’s head spinning.......
Wenlock then follows it with a
head butt ........ooooch!!!!
Molly valiantly gets to her feet
with Wenlock clinging on for dear life!
Wenlock pounces on top of Molly
and gives her head a good pummelling.....
Half time and coach P steps in to give some advice whilst Wenlock rolls around laughing........
Molly pins down Wenlock and looks
up at the clock......
Enraged and with the minutes
ticking away Molly goes in for the kill wounding Wenlock!
Molly tackles the ‘Face
Disfigurement Move’ and Wenlock is pinned down and the crowd are roaring.......
Remembering what coach P said
Molly goes for the one eye.......
Now as the clock ticks on, it’s
straight in for the ‘De-Stuffing Move’ to rapturous applause from the
audience........
With Wenlock unable to fight back
Molly goes in for the ‘Disembowelment Move’ and the crowd are going
wild........
There is capox flying everywhere
and Molly is showing no signs of stopping......
Wounded Wenlock tries to play
dirty and farts in Mollys' face to boos from the crowd......
Molly takes a quick breather but
she is not giving up and keeps Wenlock pinned down........
Nevermind the mucky face Molly get
back in there shouts coach P......
Another ‘De-Stuffing Move’ and
Molly looks up to see the time on the clock......
It’s 4 minutes and 26.036 seconds
and Molly can’t take it in.........It’s GOLD beating Rufus of Russia.......
Coach P comes in and both wait for
the judges to confirm the record.........and the crowd are now screaming.......
Winner, winner, chicken dinner, it’s
Team GB’s first gold in the ‘Defacing, Dis-figuring, De-stuffing and
Disembowelling Event’ ......and Molly wipes a tear from her eye.
And as for the looser
Wenlock........
Say no more.......!!!!!!
Wow! What a match! That was great! Well done Mollu!
ReplyDeleteOops... Molly... :S
ReplyDeletePoor looser Wenlock.......LOL
ReplyDeleteMOLLY MY DEAR!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I missed you ALL in blogland yesterday; I had to run out the door for an appointment in the early morning, MY TIME to visit my favorites. I did however, catch the mayor of your city on our news channel!!!!!!
OK, YOU HAVE THE BEST COACH IN THE BUSINESS MY DEAR and I believe he gave you sound advice to GO ON! And good thing you did my dear. You hung in there and destroyed your opponent in Olympic style!
Molly, you are SOOOOOOOO CUTE! What kind of pooch are you????? Anita
Girl, that was about the best De-stuffing I have EVER seen! You sure deserve the GOLD for that!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
Wow! Molly, te has pasado, has despeluchado a Wenlock! Bueno Molly felicidades has ganado una medalla de oro... y Wenlock se queda en la basura!
ReplyDeleteSaludos
Beautiful photo and a very good text.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, this one had lots of fun.
greetings from Sylvia and Tibi
Holy Guacamole Molly! You sure beat the living snot outta Wenlock! We thought at first it was gonna be a much closer match. When Wenlock head-butted you we didn't think you'd recover. Butt, you showed Wenlock that You The Dog!
ReplyDeleteThree Cheers for Molly!!!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
I was on the edge of my seat. Best match I have ever seen. And I have seen a match or two. I can only hope to strive to your ability to de-face and de-stuff.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
too funny! hooray for molly and her gold medal performance!
ReplyDeleteRock on Molly.... I'd find it hard to beat yor time :) I hate those cretinus fings..
ReplyDeleteHave a great day...Fanks gor gettin us a GOLD..wee's sure needs it. BOL
Hugs Mollie x
Lol! Well done Molly!
ReplyDeleteHuzzah for your win! :)
ReplyDeleteThat was an epic battle! We enjoyed it so much! Our human is rolling on the floor, laughing. Congratulations Molly, you deserve the gold!
ReplyDeleteWe just feel a bit sorry for Wenlock, he was no match for you...
Hugs and kisses!
Brilliant coaching, Pippinpunkin and awesome moves, Molly!!! Amazing how much capox that Wenlock could hold. Good thing you won or we would have been protesting for a penalty for that farting - that's against the rules!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your gold medal!
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Hi Molly,
ReplyDeleteThere was some really dirty tactics by Wenlock, the not so cute one eyed monster. Yes you most certainly went for gold even when you got a battering in the first few rounds. All I can say to coach P, you must have been in training in your earlier years from the WWF, the way Molly had over stuffed butt head pinned down was awesome.......any one for a rematch!
Hi Molly,
ReplyDeletegold always believe in gold, you are indestructable unlike Wenlock........YOU R GOLD!!!!!!!
Go Molly! That was quite the fine match. :)
ReplyDeleteAND THE WINNER IS
ReplyDeleteMolly, Yeah
Well done Molly a Gold, 4 paws up to you ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't like the one eye bit, whats that all about?looks like a bum hole! two eyes and I might buy one.
Have a good week
See yea George xxx
Wenlock has to be the most hideous mascot I've ever seen... I believe the disembowelment he experienced was perfect for such an eyesore as he!
ReplyDeleteGod Molly!!! You are a champion!
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
Haha, he wasn't a very worthy opponent!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
Molly good for you showing that Wenlock that you tolerate NO fat sassy stuffy critters!! Coach P is a very cute friend.
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi your BFFF and happy not to be stuffed!!
hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteMuito engraçado, amei a luta, Molly a vencedora!heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Molly parabéns pela vitória!!
uma ótima semana!
Beijos e Lambeijos!
Wowsers Bowsers....Me was sittin on da edge of me tail through dat event. Exciting...too much excitement fur me. {faint}
ReplyDeleteWell done Molly, this Wenlock individual looked much better after your treatment....mum thought you had improved it!
ReplyDeleteWhat an amazing blow by blow account! We are awed at Molly's well-deserved win!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
Congratulations, Molly! You're the best in 4D Event! But this mascot is so freaky!!! The crowd are absolutely stunning!!!
ReplyDeleteLicks from Pink
Great job and great pictures too.
ReplyDeleteHurray! You won the battle!!! Nice place for 'whateveritis' beast from outer space...
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your amazing win! Glad you had such a great coach and crowd to cheer you on. The action sports photographer did a wonderful job capturing the action and crowd response.
ReplyDeleteOh my CAT that was an exciting play by play! We were sure Wenlock had you there for a few moments! Pawesome advice by Coach P too! Concats on a stunning win!
ReplyDeleteThis post is utterly pure joy to read. Grade A+ material. Yes, I did miss it. Thanks for linking back to this funny, enjoyable post...
ReplyDeleteBOL! Good show Molly! That Wenlock was a very creepy toy!
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
Wow, Molly! You had me sitting on the edge of my chair! I was worried that Wenlock was wearing you down, but I should have known you'd prevail! Wrigs is studying your moves for future reference. Congratulations on your well-deserved gold!
ReplyDeleteSusan T. and Wrigs
Molly, that was almost like watching a movie! We enjoyed it immensely.
ReplyDeletePiggy kisses,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Oh the poor Wenlock :o) I have some of this creatures in my crib (from mom's junk store) should I send you a new one? BOL
ReplyDeleteAND THE WINNERS ARE..............
ReplyDeleteWOOO, that was some battle! Good to see this post again my dears. Pip dear, how are you today?
Bet I could still beat ya Molly..BOL Have a super day xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
You should get your own TV show.
ReplyDeleteps How are you and Pip feeling today.
Sheba.
Bravo Molly! Bravo!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, THAT was the mascot?!
Purrs
What a horrible way to die
ReplyDeleteWhat an event Molly!!!! I need a nap, that wore me out!
ReplyDeleteMolly, we were on the tips of our paws in anticipation at this exciting play by play!
ReplyDeleteMolly - we always knew you were a winner! And what a pawesome coach you have!
ReplyDeleteLove the crowd shots!
Good Golly Miss Molly, you really showed that Wenlock creature what happens to stuffies when they meet The Molly. Excellent coaching by Pip. You both deserve a round of applause, or in our case appaws!
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Finally able to comment and WHOO HOO, what fun making it snow inside the home! Our little April does that all the time. Such fun! Now our dear April is asking for a Union Jack bandana...she admires Molly.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you did what needed to be done. CONGRATULATIONS on your medal!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy