Sunday 12 May 2013

Share It Sunday, Frankly & Ernestly Speaking!

Nominated by last week’s guest Sarge Speaks Out!

Pawlitical Science Class 2012

PAWlitical Science Class (PAWly Sigh)

Good Morning Class... Please take your seats and we will be ready to begin. 
Please allow me to Introduce myself. I am the current mayor of Blogville. I was elected in November 2010 soon after my marriage to the Lovely Furst Ladies of Blogville, RUBY AND PENNY.

BELLA and Roxy????.... Did you just stick your Name Tags on Sarge's BUTT??? 

Now... where was I ... Oh, yes...

Blogville has strict TERM LIMITS .. for Mayor one can only EVER be mayor TWICE and each term of office is fur ONE (1) year. THAT my furends means that TODAY I am announcing my intention to RUN FUR MAYOR... fur my Second... and FINAL time.

Running fur ANY PAWlitical Office is some serious bidness. One must have some very impawtant issues taken into consideration before making the final decision to Run. We will be discussing the Mostest imPAWtant of those.. a bit later butt the FURST thingy One MUST have is the total suPAWt of Ones FAMILY. Let me say right away that MY Wives (YOUR Furst Ladies) have given my re-election camPAIN.. their Paws Up. The Furter Pack is all about Service to OUR Community. 

Excuse me... Ummmm SASHA ?? Yes   YOU  Dear, I'm wondering why it is you are runnin UP and DOWN the Steps all the time? What.. Oh. Well of course you have to keep checkin on your mom and the AWSOME POSSUM PIZZAs butt NOT during Class. I'm just sayin girrrrrl.

I would like to begin this class by answering TWO questions submitted by: Let me check my notes here.. a Pawlitician should ALWAYS check his/her FACTS before SPEAKING...

Ah YES... just as I thought.. these questions were from William the Scot.

1. What is the difference between a Grass Roots MOVEMENT and Astro Turf?

Excellent question, William. The difference is.. with a Grass Roots Movement... you Poop in the Yard. With Astro Turf... you find that on porches and decks.. and poop there. I(Frankie Furter) find that Pooping on the Roots of the Grass preferable.

2. Is every Dog/Cat going to get a Chicken in Every Pot? Another timely question and quite easy to answer. NO! After the recent and EVIL Squirrelism of the Blogville POOLS... I am going to work to ensure a SQUIRREL in every pot. BUTT that is NOT a PAWmise.

I suppose that MOST of you signed up fur this class beclaws you are interested in Helping somebuddy with THEIR camPAIN or ..... RUNNING One of Your OWN. Is that Right  MADI?????? After you have made sure your Family is ON BOARD you must start considering HOW TO GET FurFolks to ACTUALLY VOTE fur you. In other words... you've Gotta Get Your NAME OUT THERE.... and I'm NOT tawkin havin your mom or dad out there SCREAMIN fur you to COME!! Nope not that at all. You have to have a Voter... SEE and HEAR your NAME AT LEAST EIGHTY SEVEN (87) times... fur them to remember it. And HOW will you be doin THAT you wonder!! EASY PEASY... FURST you gotta get out and GIVE FurFolks STUFFS. YES, You GOTTA have some GRRRRREAT STUFFS to Pass OUT as your are Pressin PAWS on the CamPAIN Trail!! I see all of you out there SCRATCHIN your Butts right now. Wonderin WHAT is this guy tawkin about here? I can't be giving all MY stuffs away. NOT to worry... CamPAIN Giveaway stuffs are thingys that you gotta BUY and then give away.

RUBY...... stop Winkin at me, I'm having trouble thinkin.
Ummmmm Uji and Newby and Milo,   STOP Squeakin those Stuffies... other furFolks can't hear over all that. THANKS Fellas... YES... you MAY Rip their Guts out.. QUIETLY, please.

Could somebuddy get the Lights... I have some Overheads of PAWsible Give Away thingys... LIGHTS OFF please.. OK THANKS!!

HEY......... You two in the second Row.... I can see you... SUSIE and SIDEBITES... you two STOP sniffin your neighbors!!! Sheeesh.. I can't believe such Pupish behavior.

Let's see what we have here on this furst overhead...

Look at these examples Carefully everybuddy. You gotta have stuffs that is WANTED and that will make the VOTER REMEMBER you as a GENEROUS PAWlitian. You MUST have YOUR NAME... and perhaps your SCENT on EVERYTHING you give away.

AND you have to have stuffs fur ALL ages and All SIZES and All INTERESTS. Stuffs like Bones and STICKS and Balls.

You MUST be SURE that you have Give Away stuffs that is aPAWpreeut fur ALL PAWsible VOTERS...

Now I am sure you are wondering WHERE you are supposed to go to GIVE the stuffs away.

Well, you gotta get yourself into EVERY PAWrade. and you walk along Waggin and Passing out your give aways along the entire route. You gotta get yourself invited to LOTS of Dinners of all sorts... like the Annual Feline Society Cat FISH Fry and Cheese tasting. Fur THAT audience I wouldn't take the same GIVE AWAY stuffs as to a meeting of the K-9 Zoomer Lodge.

HEY... SHILOH and TASHA and PEACHES...    Are you three Passing NOTES???
       Goooooood GRIEF !!   THIS class is outta control.  I am gonna have to Sit Down...   AIIIIIIEEEEEEE   OUCH...   PUDDLES... did you put this TACK on my CHAIR????
KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE!!! Speakin of KNOWING your audience.. CASEY... I need for you to come to the front of the class. Please write On the Chalkboard : I will not show my Teefs at my neighbors... 87 times

They will appreciate that you KNOW and UNDERSTAND their Wants and Needs.

And they will REMEMBER YOU on Election DAY!! Speaking of remembering thingys... Benny did you REMIND Lily that we are not supposed to make pee pee in the lecture hall???
MADI and MAX {{Sigh}} settle DOWN. I will be More than glad to give you a couple of Give Aways.... AFTER CLASS... IF IF you stop that Yowlin and be patient. {{SIGH, I just KNEW I should have scheduled MY class AFTER Madi's Nappin Class.. so that you would all be RESTED and ready to LISTEN.}}}

Yes indeed you gotta get your NAME out there and REMEMBERED and one of the best ways is by giving away grrrreat FREE Stuffs.

Declan..  What are you and Beryl Doing... OMD OMD....    NOT During my Class!!!!  THAT is fur Biology Class...  


The NEXT thingys that you MUST have are.... SIGNS !!YES INDEED... SIGNS are Very much imPAWtant fur ANY election. Furst beclaws we all LOVE a good Sign... RIGHT?? I mean they are soooooo handy fur peeing on and all. BUTT they are also grrrreat fur THANKING Your Voting PAWbLICK fur their suPAWt... past and future.

A Good Quality Sign is worth its weight in Milkbones. 
See what I mean about QUALITY... don't try to save money on your SIGNS. I put a BUNDLE in mine... as you can tell.

PUDDLES.....   STAY OUTTA That BOOK BAG.     You have already had ONE TOO Many... Pretty soon you will be wantin to go...   "OUT"... Again.

THESE are just SOME of the SIGNS that I (Frankie Furter fur Mayor) have used. 

MADI.... Where are you going NOW???    Please sit down and stop visiting with Ruby and Penny... THEY are giving me ENOUGH GRIEF without your help.        Why don't you go sit by PIP and talk about his Birfday plans... NO WAIT... I furgot... NO TALKING IN CLASS...     

So NOW you are askin..... Where is this guy comin from... I can NOT afford all those FREE GIVE AWAY THINGYS AND SIGNS too!! How will I ever get Elected if I can't afford those two??? NOT TO Worry. THAT is something I am here to tell you about... HOW TO FUNd your CamPAIN.

PUDDLES and PIP....    I need fur you two to STOP doing that RIGHT NOW.   Chanting CHEESEBURGERS   over and over and over is NOT RIGHT.  

Now I am very much lucky to have a WONDERFUL Corporate sPAWnsor. Lucy Pays fur all my GIVE AWAYS and my SIGNS. YES SHE DOES!! I couldn't do it without her help. AND all I have to do is.... MENTION that she has... HUNDREDS of AVON PAWducts fur sale. Stuffs like Furs Colors and Spot Removers and a NEW PAWduct... GAS BE GONE.

Shop Lucy's Avon fur all your PAWsonal Needs.

Now if we can wake Pip Sarge Oskar and Dixie up... we will take our BREAK... Remember there is POSSUM PIZZA  and all the Pupsi Coola PAWducts you can eat and drink.. Right outside the Main Door.

OKAY CLASS.....   I hope that you enjoyed your break...  and that you DID use the Trees before coming back in... 

RUBY and PENNY... You two MUST stop Saying that... at least fur while I am TRYING to teach this class..     I simply can NOT concentrate with you puttin thoughts like that in my head     TALKING OUT without Pawmission.    

OMD OMD...... WHO put That picture up on the Overhead???? PENNY... did YOU do that???
To find quick and easy LINKS to all of the other activities go to See SARGE OR  

Now class we will resume our PAWli Sci. Class...   as soon as PUDDLES and PIP quit digging around in that Back Pack..     I     DO   know what you two are up to!!!  

OK Class.... Let's get UP and do some Stretches and some BELCHING before we Start... That should help keep you in your seats and behavin yourselves for this session. At least I HOPE it will. 
Now.... as you SillyBus states... we have already covered stuffs like... GIVE AWAYS and SIGNS and CORPORATE sPAWnsorships and I have answered a couple of your questions.

Another question I was asked is..... What is your opinion of PAWlitical Parties?

Easy one to answer... I am.... ALL Fur PAWTIES. In fact around Blogville I kinda have a Reputation fur being a PAWTY ANIMAL.
Now I want to give you some other thingys to remember. I really recommend that you take NOTES... READY... ??? FURST... the BIG RULE:
ONE furperson... ONE VOTE... you are NOT allowed to OVER STUFF the ballot boxes... which is the Opposit of UN-Stuffin a toy. You can NOT Vote more than ONE time during an election.
.... You are gonna need to KISS a LOT of Kitties and Puppies.
You must be Cautious about Sniffin while you are on the CamPAIN trail. You know what I am referrin to here... I don't mean squirrels or road kill... if you get my drift.
Don't be TOO specific when you are makin Speeches..... We will address CamPAIN PAWmises when I answer Rubie's question about Truth Bending and Cover Ups and stuffs...
You must avoid PUBLIC DISPLAYS... such as Butt Scooting.
You gotta go to lots of places like Libraries, Hospitals, Nursing Homes, Dinners .Veteran's Homes, and County Fairs. SO you need to PRACTICE your Waggin and always be Well Groomed.
As I said earlier..... YOU and YOUR NAME MUST be SEEN 87 Times fur the Voters to
Remember you on Election day!!

Let us REvisit the issue of Corporate sPAWnsorship. As I told you.. My camPAINS are all sponsored by LUCY and her AMAZING Avon PAWducts. I was REALLY lucky to have gotten a SpawNSOR who is totally trustworthy!!! You WILL need a sponsor to get the Give Away stuffs and SIGNS so that your name and face are out there MORE than 87 times ... just to be SURE.. sooooooo you WILL be needing that sPAWnsor to pay fur the stuffs... BUTT here is the thingy... Let's say you get a PeeMail offering you 87 green papers fur your camPAIN stuffs and it is signed


A. Nutter, President,Rodent World.. Ready Made Nests and Pre-Packaged Nuts

WOULD YOU TAKE the Green Papers??? Sure... it's Free Right.

BUTT the next day you get ANOTHER peemail Offering you ANOTHER 87 green papers and saying THIS: Our world is full of Rodents and they are Nothing butt Nuts in Nests !!

No Problem... RIGHT beclaws we Do Believe that don't we??
Sooooo you spend that 87 green papers and they say HERE... do you want ANOTHER 87 green papers?? All you have to do is SAY.. "Do you want Nuts in Nests?? Go check out the Rodent's World.

The NEXT time that A.Nutter pee mails and offers you green papers he says... "All you gotta say is.... Go to Rodent World for all your Nest and Nut Needs!"

You gotta say it... THAT way beclaws you have Already said the words and he can PROVE you did... he just changed the order a tiny bit.

And guess what... my budding PAWlitcians??? YOU just got SQUIRRELED!

So--- WATCH OUT for WHO you take your HELP from. You don't want somethingy to come Back and BITE you on the BUTT! I'm just sayin.

PAWly Sigh class is now dismissed.

NO BELCHING afterwards though...  AND be SURE you Pee BEFORE your NEXT Class Starts...

About Me!

Frankie Furter Price!

I am black and tan and have long curly hair. I enjoy writing my blog. I live in the country with my human parents. I really enjoy doing my yard work. I also have a 4-wheeler. I love to ride it up and down the road and out into the woods. I do have a license, but it is not for driving the 4-wheeler. My people have to do that for me because I am too little.

I was in one community theater play. My character won the most favorite character award. I got a gift card to Petsmart. I used it to buy some food to donate to the county Animal Shelter. I visit people in nursing homes.

I am MARRIED to TWO beautiful girrrls. Their names are Ruby and Penny. They live in CANADA. We were MARRIED ON August 21,2010. We had over 100 "guests" at the wedding. I am a happy guy!!!

 My Favorite Quote is: 
"Do all the good you can, 
By all the means you can, 
In all the ways you can,
In all the places you can, 
At all the times you can, 
To all the people you can, 
As long as you ever can. 
by:John Wesley"

Continuing to give something back on my ‘Share It Sunday’. We all share and we grow together.  Pop over say hello and make a new friend.

From the author Molly The Wally.

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  1. We just love Frankie and Ernie! They are the best of the best!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  2. We just love those two, they are hilarious..Have a a wonderful Sunday Molly and Mom xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  3. We are Frankie & Ernie fans!!

    Happy Mama's Day to your hooman Mom & have a beautiful Sunday!!

    (((Hugs))) your friends
    Oskar & Schatzi

  4. I SWEAR.....WHAT A CLASS! I'm a teacher, and never in my born days have I seen such a....such a.......hmmmmmmmmmmmm..."interesting" class! Teeehehehehhehehe

    OMD, you are unbelievably funny. FARCE, FUN, and PAWLITICAL madness can be had at MOLLY THE WALLY'S blog!!!

    Good morning to ya all, and wishing any of you in there, out there, a fabulous Mother's Day from the USA!

  5. Woof! Woof! LOVE the quote and Golden Happy to be friends with them.
    Happy Mother's Day. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  6. OMG. All this pawliticking is giving me a headache. Can we please paws for refreshments?

  7. OMD, I remember this one!! We love F&E too. Happy MOther's Day to you!

  8. We love Frankie (and his little brother Ernie too).

    Millie & Walter

  9. OMDoxies Molly if Frankie wasn't already married twice, I'd surely marry him.....thank goodness neither of us can make capups as they would be an oddity vertically challenged but able to leap tall buildings in one swift move.
    Madi your BFFF

  10. a squirrel in every pot would make molly very happy1

  11. We know Frankie and Ernie. They are the bestest!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  12. Thea are just brilliant, aren't they? Thanks for sharing, dear Molly!!! Happy Mother's Day to your Mom and a fabulous sunday :o)

  13. How about running for president of the USA? They have had a vacancy for years.

  14. They are amazing and so are you :)

  15. This is a classic! Glad I gotted to experience these wisdoms again - thanks Molly!


  16. HOLY GWALK A MOLEY Molly.... I had NO IDEA that I was THAT long winded. Somebuddy should have thrown a paper wad at me about half... WAIT.. THEY DID throw Paperwads at me!!! Guess I just couldn't take the hint.

  17. Whoa! He was more long winded than me! He lost me way on the top of the page. Glad he admitted it. Heh heh! Next week, I cut class. MOL!

  18. WE Love Frankie & Ernie!!! They always make us laugh!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  19. Ohhh, we love Frankie and Ernie, they are real celebrities in Blogville!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  20. You need to teach that class to human politicians.

    Critter Alley

  21. Frankie, you were a fangtastic Founding Mayor of Blogville. We loved your Pawlitical Science class. It was great to read about it again.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

    We're a bit worried that your corporate sponsor seems to have disappeared! Maybe a possum got her.

  22. Howdy Molly, that was hilarious. We love Mr Frankie and Little Ernie too. They make Blogville a grreat place to be. No worries and love, Stella and Rory

  23. I was only looking for a light read before I went to bed and had my gravy bones ! ! ! :-)Molly you can keep your stuff cos I know your attached to it.. no, no.. honest. I wouldn't want yer to part wiv yer stuff. BUT... I can send you a few stones to add to the pile there... Good to see yer again :-) Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

  24. Woofa bowza thata was throwing us a funny bone ... Gabby was bouncing upin down trying to read over Jaydas big ears and Cricket told momma Willow that she could not use the computer for a while because MollyWallys blog was having a fur fillabuster hee hee
    Bark on ....oxo
    the farming dogs at Willowss

  25. Oh I have never met them before! They sure are cute.

  26. Hi Molly,

    Happy Mom's Day to your Mommy!!

    Love .... Mona & Weenie

  27. We don't know them but we are going to sniff them out right after this.


  28. Those are some fine jewels you've got in your hair... very snazzy! Happy Monday!