Firstly I got the sickies again and had to go to the blood stealers. After a week of antibiotics and chicken and rice I was back to being as fit as a butchers' dog. Whilst convalescing I wasn't allowed on the park because it would not be right to make other dogs sicky too. Bored brainless I was. Anyway come Saturday I got to go for my regular lark on the park. To payback my peeps for being imprisoned I did this.........
Please note plastic poop alert!!!!!!!!!
OMD epic look what I found?
Hmmm now for a good roll to the right......
And now for a good roll to the left........
Nothing like some good old fashioned stinky goodness.......
Three baths was the result of my attempt to get down and get dirty. Yes not one but three dunkings. Do you ever roll in stinky goodness?
Have a wonderful Wednesday all and don't forget get down and get dirty but don't get caught.
Mini By 2chihuahuagirls.
Bawahhwawahhwawwa 3 dunking's Molly, that has to be a record. I would so make her pay.. xxx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Oh Miz Molly......You IS BAD!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow where on earth did your peep get that adorable little likeness of you? She has your exactly same curly hair! Naughty Molly....NAUGHTY! Three dunkings? If ya play, ya gotta pay!!!!!
Hugs to my dear sweet Molly AND Pip!
OMD OMD OMD, Molly! You should have seen Mommy scrunching up her face as she read your post.
ReplyDeleteOh Molly......I've never rolled in stinky-ness but I'm quite sure if I did, my Mom would be tossing me in a tub too. I love your "Mini-Me".....it quite looks like you! I hope you're feeling better.....
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
OH MY WORD MOLLY YOUR GOT YOUR LOVELY CURLY FURS ALL NASTY NAPPY...THANK GOODNESS THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT YOUR FURS TO GET YOU TRULY CLEAN.
ReplyDeleteVERY KIND OF YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE PARK WHILE SICK; HOWEVER, IT APPEARS THAT EVIDENTLY OTHER PUPS NEED TO BE TAUGHT THE SAME CONSIDERATION.
HUGS FROM AFAR YOUR BFFF
MADI
Ewww! Just.Can't. Imagine. But would love to try it.
ReplyDeleteOh Molly you're lucky you got bathed in the tub and not outside with the garden hose! And you even got rubber duckies for moral support!
Glad you're feeling better. Your pal, Toby
We are glad you are feeling better and will get to go to the park soon. We roll in stinkiness all the time. Just last week it was a dead frog. Sometimes Lady can't even tell what it is! Good for you. We are sure the 3 baths still made the roll worthwhile. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteGreat demonstration, Molly! Sorry ya got caught, girl!
ReplyDeleteWow, that's some stare in the first picture, Molly. You look downright gangsta.
ReplyDeleteAnd, while I'm happy for any family who delivers a loved and healthy baby, I must say the dog poop demo was far more entertaining than the inanities I've been reading about the royal baby. Thank you.
We don't roll around in stinky stuff in this house, but we have been known to eat stinky stuff. No names will be mentioned. Love mini-me reenactments!
ReplyDeleteThe definitive recycled stinky goodness, Molly!! You made your feelings felt, that's for sure! Mwahahahaha!!! xox
ReplyDeleteHaha! What a great post. I don't like to roll in stinky stuff though.
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I'm sure sure your re-enactment must be a lot prettier than the real thing, Molly!
What Cocoa isn't telling you is that he does icky stuff of his own - he has that guinea pig habit of eating some of his own poop... normal for a guinea pig but not nice to watch!
Melon
Tell me you didn't! No! Eew! Well, whatever it takes to get your jollies. Lol!
ReplyDeleteOh, no! The dreaded bath! Jimmy and Wilson have rolled in all manner of smelly stuff, from deer pee to dead fish!
ReplyDeleteGlad you are feeling better after your illness!
Peeps just don't get the concept of doggie perfume do they !
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you were sick and glad you feel better.
ReplyDeleteOne time at the park I rolled in gooey green duck poop. It was so bad mom took my harness off then and there and threw it away! I got dunked alot after that one. Totally worth it!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMiss Molly we loved the reenactment with your mini-me and the fake poo. Too bad you had to endure the dreaded bath THREE times!
ReplyDeleteMillie & Walter
Well, you are a cute little stinker Molly!
ReplyDeleteOH MOlly mom just laughed and laughed when she read that...she loves your little mini cos she looks just like you....we have never rolled in anything stinky cos we are kept in prison so it can't happen...it is on my bucket list tho.
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oh my gosh! so gross you were!
ReplyDeleteHey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, you got a little twongers happenin' in your fur there, girl! BOL Oh, getting dirty and stinky is usually so worth the bath anyway. Love the fake poop roll. BOL So glad you are feeling better now.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Don't all dogs roll in stinky goodness? And don't we all get baths? Humans don't get it.
ReplyDeleteOne word! BARHARHAR!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
OMD OMD your Mini Molly DEMONSTRATION is OUTSTANDING.
ReplyDeleteWe understand every move.. BUTT we do NOT understand the THREE BAFFS thingy.. WHAT is up with THAT.. Good Grief doesn't your mum know that you could get FURS ROT after THREE SOAKINGS??
Oh Molly, you really know how to make us laugh!! We're rolling on the floor (good thing we're not rolling in poo.)
ReplyDeleteWe're glad you are feeling much better.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Molly, all I can say is dat you look soooooooooooo cute with wet fur and your rubber duckies.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you are all better now.
Wags,
Ranger
BWaa ahhaaa Molly we love your demonstration!! Sorry about the baths though.
ReplyDeleteHope you are all better now.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
A-hahahahahahaha! Good thing you used your stunt double for the re-enactment.
ReplyDeleteWe are very glad you are feeling better Molly.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
We are very glad that you are all better.... Now stay that way... No more sickies for you.
ReplyDeleteLove the photos.... MOL
Have a great day.
hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles
Nooooooo, my eyes, my eyes!
ReplyDeleteWe love a good stinky role here too. Especially in really old really smelly really drippy poo.
THREE BATHS!?! That is just a crime. I took one on Saturday and I was feeling abused. You need to call the police immediately and report this awfulness.
ReplyDeleteNora
Aww, I'm sorry you got sick! Glad you're feeling better now.
ReplyDeleteThat was cruel and unusual punishment - THREE BATHS!!! - for rolling around in a little poo!
Princess Molly, we're glad you're feeling better!
ReplyDeleteThree baths?????
Oh boy, that's cruel!
Kiss!
Kaiser and Farrusquinho
Boy, that sure looked like the real thing! Sorry you needed three baths. Hope you feel better soon (we bet you smell better!). Purrs....
ReplyDeleteThat had to be SO worth it!
ReplyDeleteCamo!
In my four years of life I have only done it once. Lee was not nice. She put on plastic gloves and wiped some of it from my furs onto my nose and whiskers then tied me up in my yard to let the spring sun bake it on me. After about an eternity Lee brought me in an gave me a bath. You know what I have never done it again even when I went to a farm and there were cow pies. An old Farmers' Almanac remedy for training dogs to top this behavior. Worked on Me!
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
Damn Molly Momz is on the floor laughing at your re-enactment...That mini you is way too cute...As for revenge, you may want to consider something other than poop rolling...I predict that will lead to no good result...At least you get bath buddies :)
ReplyDeleteI forgot to say this before - but thank you for pawticipating in the Christmas in July swap! Thanks for helping me get the word out about it too!
ReplyDeleteSo, we're thinking you worked really hard to smell just right and your peeps wrecked it? So wrong.
ReplyDeleteYour Pals Who Did Not Get The Royal Baby Named After Either Of Them,
Murphy & Stanley
Wow...I guess cats and dogs have totally different interpretations of stinky goodness.
ReplyDelete; ) Katie
LOVE the demo! Roxy is our Stink Master. SHE's always finding something revolting--HER word--to roll in. But three dunkings is over the top, we think.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOODaisy, Bella &roxy
That stuffie is sooo cute! The poopie on the other hand... so realistic its scary! XD
ReplyDeleteNo. You. Didn't! Dogs are disgusting. Here's I'm always bathing myself so I can be super clean. GAK! Hope you're feeling better.
ReplyDeleteMolly rolls in all kinds of stinky stuff but she's never rolled in poo - yet!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny, Molly!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Yes, Indy likes to scent himself up, too. He gets the most ecstatic look on his face just before he drops and rolls.
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Critter Alley
I do and it is going to take you quite a while to get that great smell back. Humans...sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
That plastic poop looks frighteningly real! Rita likes to roll in the worms that come out in the morning when the grass is damp. Ahhhh, worms.
ReplyDeleteBOL oh no! Glad you're feeling good as new now. Shiner doesn't roll in stinky stuff really (thank dog!)
ReplyDeleteMolly, you were just acting like any self-respecting dog would. Our humans used to have too little dogs and friends with a farm. Poppy found the cow patties irresistible. After riding home with her in the car one time after she did this, without bathing her, the next time she did, she got scrubbed and hosed down before being allowed in the car. Please tell your mom THANK YOU from us for featuring us as your Sunday post. We are so grateful for the generosity. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteI am right there with you. I have eaten a mountain of rice lately. Still looking for that golden poo that will put me back on regular food. After this let's go out for a steak. - Pocket
ReplyDeleteLOL! Glad you used your mini-me to rein-act the situation instead of actually doing it again. I can't imagine how your people would have felt.
ReplyDeletehehehehe you're so Naughty Molly,glad you're feeling better,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteEwww, Molly that is both funny and disgusting at the same time.
ReplyDeleteWe kitties work so hard to stay clean and well groomed. But our secret desire is get down and dirty, you know maybe play with a dust bunny or something like that. Sorry, we cats have a different idea of down and dirty.
We are glad you are feeling all better now.
Purrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
OMG I am dying here. DYING!~ I wish I would have thought of this today when I had to go to the vet. I am a little under the weather so I will wait to share soon.
ReplyDeleteBest, PB!
I love rolling, it is just so annoying it always ends in a bath!!
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh with that one! Oh so gross... now your Mini-Me needs a bath too! Thanks for the piece of humor.
ReplyDeleteLOL silly. Glad you are better!
ReplyDeleteDear Molly,
ReplyDeleteI do not like babies. They are loud and annoying.
I DO like rolling in stinky things. If you have something stinky to share, please let me know!
Licks,
Cobi
Sorry you were icky sicky buddy!!
ReplyDelete3 baths, just as you're recovering, that's harsh! I've only ever had that amount after the time I got too friendly with the Guinea Pigs and got caught in the glue trap - oh that was such good mischief - well worth all the baths! Tee Hee
Wags
Your pal Snoopy :)
Oh Molly, you poor poor thing - 3 baths!?! *Shudder*
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