Saturday, 17 August 2013

Slog It Blog It, National Bad Poetry Day!


Molly The Wally & Squirrels!

Sunday 18th is National Bad Poetry Day so we are joining Ku and Oz and celebrating (16th - 18th ) with our ........


 Ode To The Squirrel!
 

Angry Squirrel, oh one so cranky.
Your face is fierce, your coat is manky.
Your teeth are huge, such yellow whoppers.
You frighten crows when you bare those choppers.

Your eyes flash the evilest red.
Your vile teeth can dent the hardest head.
Your nostrils flare to give us warning
that you are on the prowl first thing in the morning.

You scare young birds when you chatter.
You knock things over and make a clatter.
The animals blush when they hear you cuss.
The whole garden is alarmed with all the fuss.

Why so angry, why so horrid and mean?
To catch you I am just so keen?
We long to make you from our garden depart.
So in your face I will let off a big fart.

Have a super Saturday all.

 

 Don't forget there are some cool events aimed at raising funds for Benny ( here ) who is fighting the Big C.

Heart Like A Dog Calendar Contest Here.

Stellroselong Mystery Box Here!

Mollie & Alfie Hosts A Raffle Here!
 


Wow Cress over here and I had a super hero adventure. To join in just send a pic to the above email and if you wish to read our adventure it is over here.
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51 comments:

  1. Little Miss Titch17 August 2013 at 10:02

    hehehe love the poem Molly,xx Speedy

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  2. Daisy and Cress17 August 2013 at 11:00

    Ha ha ha I don't think anyones poem will be able to be as funny as yours Molly! X

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  3. Castles Crowns and Cottages17 August 2013 at 11:12

    teeehehehe.....you know, I could use your services in my yard. Those squirrels are always screaming at me! AT ME! Not my husband, but ME!

    And I went to go visit the little bulldog; oh it breaks my heart to see him but what a brave little thing! AND YOU....SUPER MOLLY! Dearest, you look fine in that cape!!!! ONWARD, UPWARD!!!!!!

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  4. Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady17 August 2013 at 12:27

    Love your poem! Lee and Phod

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  5. Cowspotdog17 August 2013 at 12:27

    Hawala ah bawaaa.....that is a paw some poem....to good to be bad though :)

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  6. Taryn17 August 2013 at 12:36

    Sorry, Molly, but you certainly can't win with a poem that good! Well done!

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  7. My GBGV Life17 August 2013 at 12:47

    OMD, you are my hero!!! I have made it my mission to rid my neighborhood of those mean, pesty squirrels! Love your poem!

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  8. Unknown17 August 2013 at 13:07

    Hecks yes! Get that squirrel!!!

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  9. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki17 August 2013 at 13:09

    Hahaha great poem Molly!

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  10. The Furries of Whisppy17 August 2013 at 13:11

    That's one farting baaadddd poem, Molly! BOL!

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  11. Brian's Home Blog17 August 2013 at 13:12

    That was good Molly and it gave me the giggles!

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  12. Unknown17 August 2013 at 13:20

    Oh Molly...now that was a pretty goof poem. But...you are going to scare off squirrels by farting?!? Do you think that will really work?? Those vile creatures just need to be torn apart!
    Happy Saturday and thank you for joining the contest!
    Oz

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  13. Melon17 August 2013 at 13:25

    Great poem Molly! Bet it will work on the squirrels!
    Cocoa
    P.S. What is a squirrel? I have never seen one.

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  14. Frankie Furter and Ernie17 August 2013 at 14:03

    MOLLY your Poem is super. We LOVE anythingy to do with a FART... butt Farting at a Squirrel is the BEST EVER.

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  15. Ranger17 August 2013 at 14:16

    BOL. Great farting and what a BAD poem.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  16. Sage17 August 2013 at 14:19

    Down with all those buggers, I say. Fart away!

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  17. rinrinflu17 August 2013 at 14:32

    SUPER MOLLY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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  18. TexWisGirl17 August 2013 at 15:03

    terribly done! :)

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  19. Swami Zoe17 August 2013 at 16:28

    Oh Molly, pawesome poem! Wooooowooooooo, Ku www.haikubyku.com

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  20. Anonymous17 August 2013 at 17:18

    Please invite for the great fart-event! That's true poesie I think. I bet you have Mr. Sahkespeare in your pedigree. I love it!

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  21. BECKY17 August 2013 at 17:24

    Hi Molly! Please send me your e-mail address! I have some photos of my "Rocky" that looked a lot like you! :)
    My e-mail is: Writergal53 at gmail dot com
    Looking forward to hearing from you!

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  22. Lakeland adventures with Lola and Milo17 August 2013 at 17:26

    I love the poem.

    Sheba.

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  23. My Mind's Eye17 August 2013 at 18:19

    BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO....MOLLY YOU ARE A POET AND KNOW IT AND YOUR FEET ARE LONGFELLOWS!! mol mol mol MOM TOLD ME THAT IS A SAYING SHE HAS HEARD ALL HER LIFE. HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  24. A Day In The Life Of A Goose17 August 2013 at 20:45

    Oh Molly, that was a pawesome poem!! I love the subject - Evil squirrels, grrrr! I hope that one day your farting dreams come true! ;-D

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  25. Anonymous17 August 2013 at 21:42

    Wow, I don't think that qualifies as "Bad Poetry!" That was great!! Those squirrels are SO stinkin' pesky! Riley's life aspiration is to catch one. :)

    Elyse and Riley

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  26. Bella Roxy & Macdui17 August 2013 at 22:05

    Bwahaahaa! You showed those squirrels!!! Love it!

    XXXoOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  27. Duke17 August 2013 at 22:23

    What a great poem, Molly! We love it!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  28. Lovable Lily17 August 2013 at 22:57

    We're gonna print out your poem and hang it in our garden. Maybe, just maybe the squirrels will pay attention and go elsewhere!

    Excellent poetry Molly!!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  29. Sherri / 2Rescues18 August 2013 at 00:09

    Love it!!! Squirrel deterrent!!

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  30. Ziggy Stardust18 August 2013 at 00:50

    I love your poem!


    Loveys Sasha

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  31. FANCY the Red Standard Poodle18 August 2013 at 01:20

    Hi Y'all!

    What a neat poem! Love it.

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  32. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥18 August 2013 at 01:38

    Well done, Molly. Do those well aimed farts work on rabbits too?

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  33. Cathy Keisha18 August 2013 at 01:39

    I should send TW over to recite some of her bad poetry. HAH!

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  34. Soggibottom18 August 2013 at 02:18

    Called in just to give you a hug... especially for the small guys x x x

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  35. Juliana Sousa18 August 2013 at 02:29

    kkkkkkkkk Que divertido!!!!

    Beijos e ótimo domingo!!!

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  36. Sully18 August 2013 at 03:57

    If that was a bad poem wow what's your good poem like?

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  37. AnnStaub18 August 2013 at 04:05

    Like you, I find that the squirrel is a most evil foe so I love your poem!

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  38. Two French Bulldogs18 August 2013 at 04:58

    Cute! We mean very bad
    Snorts
    Benny & Lily

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  39. Dougall-the-Scottie18 August 2013 at 06:45

    Floyd wins most lethal bum in the house... paws down!

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  40. sprinkles18 August 2013 at 07:39

    I really liked your poem - especially the ending!

    My mom's beagle has really nasty smelling farts. They can clear a room! bol

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  41. Anonymous18 August 2013 at 11:01

    Ah, coat mankiness - a perfect choice for bad poetry!

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  42. Mollie18 August 2013 at 11:17

    I woulds like to say that was a crap poem but it was too good and funny in a bad way BAWAWAWHAHHWHAHHWA XX00XX

    Mollie and Alfie

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  43. Unknown18 August 2013 at 13:01

    OMD Molly, you are far too talented to write bad poetry!!

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  44. Nature by Dawn18 August 2013 at 15:13

    LOL! Love the squirrel poem. That photo of the fart-killed squirrels is a killer too! :D

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  45. Life with Wrigs18 August 2013 at 16:44

    That poem is too good to be bad, Molly! We never realized squirrels were such sinister creatures!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  46. CATachresis18 August 2013 at 21:43

    Hehe! That wasn't bad enough!!! ;) "Tis a fart fart better thing I do … " ;)

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  47. A Tonk's Tail19 August 2013 at 01:41

    FaRADaY: Mommy sez Maxwell could help you in the fart department...

    Allie: Mother giggled at Austin's quote!!

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  48. 2browndawgs19 August 2013 at 11:01

    We don't think that qualifies as bad poetry. We liked it!

    the brown dawgs

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  49. Unknown20 August 2013 at 14:40

    Lol! Love how the poem ended with a fart!! So cute!!

    Anyways I also wanted thank you for your kind comment about Joker on my page. Hugs, Francesca

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  50. JoAnn Stancer20 August 2013 at 15:23

    I loved it! Funny stuff.

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  51. Furry Bottoms20 August 2013 at 15:54

    Gas Attacks aimed true can be quite lethal. Those poor squirrels :)

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