Dog House Blog, Mayhem Monday With Mini Me & Co!

With my thinking cap on I have a cunning plan.

On no you don't Gringo, for I called for reinforcements.

I Hearing Ears With Sharpen Claw have come to your aid Smart Sneaky Squirrel.

I will scalp the curs and wear there heads as trophies.

Then I will take their scalps and hang em high for all to see.

Meanwhile oblivious down at the camp...........

Come on Molly it is time for tea.

What's for tea Ancient Pip?

Spaghetti of course Molly.

 

OK move over now we've had some chow let's have a sing song.

There's blood on the saddle and blood on the ground,
And a great big puddle of blood all around,
A squirrel lay in it all covered with gore,
And he never will ride and annoy me no more.

No pity for the squirrel all gory and red,
My bullet felled him and he bashed his head,
There was blood on the saddle and blood on the ground,
A great big puddle of blood all around.

 

Yippee, the pesky tree rat is dead,

My bullet felled him and he bashed his head,

And he never will ride and annoy me no more,

For out here on the prairie I am the law.

Hey Ears With Sharpen Claw what's that racket?
That dumb dog trying to sing Smart Sneaky Squirrel.
You know what they say? Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when you come to unload it.
You said it Ears With Sharpen Claw. Give it a moment and they will be asleep and then we will strike.

Da da da dahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Have a marvellous Monday all.

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