Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Dog House Blog, When Cool Is More Fool!

Molly The Wally In The Garden!

We have noticed that a lot of us have been suffering in this long hot Summer. We have suffered the heat, the clippings and oh yes the dreaded baths which those cruel people call 'Spa Days' instead of being honest and owning up to committing the crime of water boarding. Well as the good weather continues we say we should all breathe a sigh of relief that our peoples haven't resorted to melon mania.
 

Yes we are stumped as to why parents in China should choose to have their vertically challenged ones sport a melon makeover? Halloween is sometime away so maybe we should suggest the parents should prosecuted and charged with being a 'Melon Felon'.

Be afraid......be very afraid.....you could be next?



Have a wonderful Wednesday all.
Posted by at 09:00
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58 comments:

  1. bichonpawz4 September 2013 at 10:06

    Ummmmm...we would stay with the pool!! Or the sprinkler! BOL! Xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  2. Dougall-the-Scottie4 September 2013 at 10:12

    Melon collie.... bol!

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  3. 3 doxies4 September 2013 at 10:50

    BOL at Dougall!
    I has heard of stoopid peoples befores but these takes da cake...er melon!

    I will takes my melon in a bowl...not on my head.

    Puddles

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  4. Cowspotdog4 September 2013 at 10:56

    You are what you eat :)

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  5. tubby3pug4 September 2013 at 11:33

    well its an interesting use for end of the summer mellon

    urban hounds

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  6. The Furries of Whisppy4 September 2013 at 12:01

    Haha. Watermelon IS very refreshing on a hot day. :p

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  7. Castles Crowns and Cottages4 September 2013 at 12:20

    OH DEAR! Well my dear Miz M., you would look rather wonderful in a melon helmet; why don't you convince your peep in letting you or PIP try one of these fashion statements? teeee

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  8. Terrorzinhos4 September 2013 at 12:51

    Melon helmets rock! bol!
    Have a wonderfull day!

    Kaiser and Farrusquinho

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  9. My Mind's Eye4 September 2013 at 13:02

    MOL sometimes mom calls me Mellon head
    Hugs Madi your bfff

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  10. Parsley4 September 2013 at 13:05

    I am now certain that melons are a mind control device from an alien world. ;)

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  11. Brian's Home Blog4 September 2013 at 13:06

    Was that one a Mellon Collie?

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  12. Anonymous4 September 2013 at 13:12

    I hope the melon was seedless, otherwise I feel sorry for this boy. Now I know why the bowler is called "melon" in some countries - Thanks Molly! have a wonderful wednesday.

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  13. 2browndawgs4 September 2013 at 13:17

    Oh no those are a bit scary! lol

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  14. Ranger4 September 2013 at 13:33

    BOL Molly.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  15. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom4 September 2013 at 13:50

    OMD....And I just saw my Daddy cutting up a wallymelon last night! I need to be afraid...very afraid!

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  16. Katie, Julep and Derby's Mom4 September 2013 at 14:24

    Funny stuff - have a great day!

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  17. Sheltie Times4 September 2013 at 14:25

    Looks awfully uncomfortable.

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  18. Unknown4 September 2013 at 14:35

    I may never eat watermelon again..,

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  19. TexWisGirl4 September 2013 at 14:42

    oh, my word!!!

    nice to have you posting again!

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  20. MarkD604 September 2013 at 14:52

    I saw a picture once of a motorcycle helmet that looked like a watermelon.

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  21. Jenn4 September 2013 at 15:29

    I understand eating watermelon on a hot day to cool you off, but wearing one?? Haha!

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  22. The Websters4 September 2013 at 15:52

    I feel like you just gave Mrs. Master some horrible ideas.

    NOra

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  23. Anonymous4 September 2013 at 16:07

    Once again, hilarious post!! First, I love the fact that you're lying up on top of the picnic table...sounds like old Chloe! She gets up on our dining room table every once in a while to see if there's any leftover food up there (or to just see the world from a different perspective, I think!).

    Oh, and the whole comparison of a "Spa Day" to "Water Boarding" made me laugh, as well! (So did "Melon Felon"). :)

    As for the humans dressing their kids up in these melon outfits--umm, WHAT?? I'd think it would be easier to just put a shirt and shorts on your kid than carving out a watermelon and attaching suspenders to it. But maybe that's just me... ;)

    Hope you're having a great week!

    Elyse and Riley

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  24. Taryn4 September 2013 at 16:08

    Not only did that poor sheltie have to endure a melon-head, I am sure he also had to endure a "Spa Day" afterwards to clean off the sticky melon residue. It was a double insult!

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  25. Mollie4 September 2013 at 16:12

    Oh that little boy looks so cute..LOL Have a fab day xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  26. stellaroselong4 September 2013 at 16:34

    First we liked that picture of you on the table...we cannot jump that high or mom would come home to that everyday....second we are hoping and praying our dietzy mom doesn't figure out how to stick a melon on our head and take a picture. THANK YOU VERY MUCH MOLLY!!!!
    stella rose

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  27. The Army of Four4 September 2013 at 16:39

    "Water boarding". Ha roo roo roo!!! You got that right, Molly!!! Tor-TURE!
    I sure hope those melon pix don't give anyone around here any brilliant ideas!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  28. Jackie Bouchard4 September 2013 at 17:01

    Water boarding! Yes, Rita couldn't agree more! Funny pics!

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  29. Frankie Furter and Ernie4 September 2013 at 17:04

    Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee We are gonna be to SCARED to have a good day after seeing THIS !!

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  30. sprinkles4 September 2013 at 17:21

    I don't know how you do it, but you always find the best picutres!

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  31. Anonymous4 September 2013 at 17:28

    It looks uncomfortable! I'll stay in the shade - and any cool water I find!

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  32. Idaho PugRanch4 September 2013 at 17:38

    ONce again Molly we really don't know what to say!! putting Melon on your kid or pet???????
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  33. Two French Bulldogs4 September 2013 at 18:34

    I want that helmet after I eat the insides
    Benny & Lily

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  34. Unknown4 September 2013 at 18:35

    Just blown away. How in the world do you find out about this stuff??? Laughing... so hard.

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  35. Murphy4 September 2013 at 18:40

    Quite the interesting helmet . . .

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  36. Unknown4 September 2013 at 19:22

    I have to visit Molly when I need a good laugh! Love Dolly

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  37. Unknown4 September 2013 at 19:32

    BOL! Why on Earth would people dress their kids in melons?!? That is ridiculous. People are weird...end of story.
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  38. JoAnn Stancer4 September 2013 at 20:06

    Oh my is all I can say. LOL

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  39. Anonymous4 September 2013 at 21:16

    Who would of thought there was so much more you could do with a melon besides...eating it! :) I love the baby one lol!

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  40. Sweet William The Scot4 September 2013 at 21:38

    Helloooo Molly ~ Well I have heard of Cabbage Patch Kids so I guess the next fad is Watermelon Babies. Do they wear a diaper under them or is that where you get the water for the watermelon?
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  41. My GBGV Life4 September 2013 at 21:39

    Thank goodness Mom doesn't like watermelon...one less creative idea I would have to avoid!

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  42. Bella Roxy & Macdui4 September 2013 at 22:07

    Uh oh, we're just getting our garden ready for planting. SHE's thinkin' melons this year...YIKES!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  43. AnnStaub4 September 2013 at 22:11

    BOL maybe I can get one of those outfits for Violet.

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  44. Duke4 September 2013 at 22:30

    How do you come up with this stuff, Molly?! haha

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  45. Unknown4 September 2013 at 23:16

    Happy Wordless Wednesday Molly!! xoxox

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  46. CATachresis4 September 2013 at 23:32

    We got a whole one of those in the kitchen!!! Be afraid …..! MOL

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  47. Juliana Sousa5 September 2013 at 01:05

    kkkkkkkkk Que divertido!
    Oh meu Deus, não sei se meus bebês aceitariam um desses!

    Beijos Molly e tudo de bom!!!

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  48. Scooter5 September 2013 at 01:08

    Hey Molly!
    Wow, that's one furious looking kitty! BWAR HAR HAR Not at all amused. Gee, wonder how long it will take to pick the seeds out of its fur. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  49. Sully5 September 2013 at 02:29

    Oh Molly, mom just brought home two watermelons......I'm scared.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  50. SquirrelQueen5 September 2013 at 04:04

    See the look on the kitty's face? That would be us if mama tried to put a melon on our heads, not a pretty picture?
    Thanks for the laughs Molly.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  51. BZ Dogs5 September 2013 at 06:19

    Ok. That's just wrong! :)

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  52. Sketching with Dogs5 September 2013 at 08:17

    LOL - that cat has got to be the best, typical cat expression!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  53. WFT Nobby5 September 2013 at 08:56

    As Daisy, Roxy and Bella just commented on my blog, thank heavens Gail did not see this post before choosing my hard hat to wear on Skye....
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  54. Cat and DOG Chat With Caren5 September 2013 at 17:58

    I like the comment that said "Mellon Collie"

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  55. Little Miss Titch5 September 2013 at 18:19

    all I can say is WHY?xx Speedy

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  56. snoopy@snoopysdogblog6 September 2013 at 15:18

    Hey Molly

    I was waiting to see if you were gonna be a Melon Head too? Tee Hee

    Hope you're having a fun day :)

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  57. Daisy and Cress8 September 2013 at 17:32

    We'd probably eat the melon haha!

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  58. Unknown16 September 2013 at 19:44

    Why would you do that to your child? Unless you are trying to get him eaten by bugs....

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