Sunday 15 September 2013

Share It Sunday, Cult Of Otis!

Nominated by last weeks' guest Nyla Blues' Mum.

The Guardian Outpost!

My Disciples,
Yesterday, I walked into the office and saw something I hadn’t seen in a very long time. One of the Guardians was sitting at the computer, and Brother Henry was strapped to her body with some kind of sling.


This is what I saw when I walked into the office.

Now, as I said, this was something I hadn’t seen for a very long time. Brother Henry used to sit in a sling all the time when the Guardian was painting, but she gave up painting quite a while ago. At around the same time, Brother Henry first got word of the possibility that the long-feared Dog Uprising was in the works, so he devoted the time he had been spending in the sling to patrolling our house and watching out the windows for any suspicious canine activity. When I saw him in the sling yesterday, I thought that maybe the canine threat had diminished or something. Brother Henry informed Me otherwise.


I thought that Brother Henry’s being in the sling meant that the threat of the long-feared Dog Uprising had diminished. I was wrong.
 
Brother Henry told Me that the sling was part of a new strategy he was instituting to increase our readiness. Although the Guardian didn’t know it, Brother Henry was using her as a mobile command post and lookout tower. From his elevated perch in the sling he had an excellent view of the surrounding landscape and could quickly identify any possible threats.


Brother Henry said that from his elevated position in the sling, he could keep a lookout for any possible threats.
 
Brother Henry went on to say that he was training the Guardian to go where he wanted by pointing his paw and meowing. So far it hadn’t worked, but he was confident that once the communication barrier was dealt with, his mobile command post would be our most important asset in our stand against the LFDU.


Brother Henry was attempting to train the Guardian to follow his commands. So far, he was having no luck.

And finally, Brother Henry pointed out that if the long-feared Dog Uprising did come to pass, there would be no safer place than being strapped directly to one of the Guardians. He said he was actually trying to figure out a way to fit Brother Oliver, Thomas and Me into the sling as well so we would all be protected if the worst came to pass.


Brother Henry pointed out that the safest place to be if the Uprising comes to pass is strapped to a Guardian.
 
I must admit that Brother Henry has a pretty bold plan for our mutual defence, but I have My doubts that his “Guardian Outpost” project will be successful. This is not because I think the Guardians can’t be trained to move on command or anything. No, it’s because I don’t think the Guardian’s backs can handle lugging around so many pounds of tabby fury for any length of time. Brother Henry alone weighs in at 17 pounds. Add in the rest of us and you have a whole lot of cat. I think Henry should modify his approach and try to find a way to get the Guardians to push us around in a wheelbarrow. Then this crazy idea of his just might have a chance of working!

So Sayeth Otis



 
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25 comments:

  1. AHHH! A CULT LEADER! But a fuzzy and cute one at that! teeheee.....

    MIZ MOLLY and Company; it is always a joy to receive your comments and I wonder my friends, how are you? How is the noise level at the house? All is well here, busy you know....

    Hugs to all my furry friends across the great pond. Anita

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  2. Wowza ...17 pounds ... Me little Gabby T. terrier , being but one of Willows dogs, weighs in at a little of three pounds the guardian could carry 6 of me easily !! wow

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  3. That is very smart and sneaky of Brother Henry. He does look adorable in that sling, though!

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  4. Woof, I mean Golden MEOWS :-) :-) The PAWing n Woofing does not work for me too. Golden LAUGHS. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  5. Now we did not KNOW that there was a Dog Uprising in the wind. Butt we would not threaten Cats... it would be SQUIRRELS.

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  6. Brother Henry is very smart! Me-Ommmmmm

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  7. Now I thinks that Brother Henry is one very smart kitty!

    :)

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  8. That is so cute! It's like one of those baby slings.

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  9. Awwww, love the kissy photos and your sling. Dip has one of those to carry her around the park. She is a bit small for it though so Mum will probably have to adjust it.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  10. Love seeing you riding in the sling...Never saw anything like that before...Have a wonderful Sunday everyone!

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  11. The Cult of Otis is such a funny blog! Brother Thomas is my favorite, though Otis is hilarious too!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  12. OH MY WORD...I CANNOT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS IMAGINE MADI IN A SLING...
    EITHER I'D BE BLOODY OR SHE'D BE SUFFOCATED FROM TRYING TO GET OUT.
    HUGS MADI'S MOM

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  13. LOL! Brother Henry, you really look like you're in control there. I wonder why you can't get Guardian to do what you want. Slap her around a bit with those cute paws of yours... no claws, though. :)

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  14. Gosh! You wouldn't catch me in one of those!!!

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  15. APAWZ APAWZ Brother Henry n Cult Of Otis on diz bloggie!!! Phankz Molly fer spotlightin dem diz week.
    Yerz Nylablue xo

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  16. That Henry looks quite comfy there, but I am not sure I would like that sling either!

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  17. Hmmm, your guardian could be TW's Great Great Great Grandchild. Looks like Henry is only looking out for himself in an uprising. It's gonna be every cat/dog for him/herself.

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  18. Its obvious Brother Henry likes the sling very much, perhaps next a stroller or a ridedum car. He should have whatever he wants.

    Stella

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  19. Brother looks very spoiled in his sling pocket
    Benny & Lily

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  20. That is hilarious!
    Xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  21. Love the carrier.. Have a wonderful Sunday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  22. FaRADaY: Seriouslies, that sling looks PAWEsome. Having a human servant to carry me around? WIN!

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  23. If nothing else, it is a cuddly plan. :)

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