Friday, 6 September 2013

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Molly The Wally In The Garden!

It’s been bubbling away like a foul smelling squirrel stew for a few weeks now and finally I can take it no more. The feud over the garden furniture has finally boiled over like a pot of festering gizzards. Yes I finally I twigged that the vendetta against my very own person has gone too far. My psycho servant  assistant has removed my beloved sunbathing table. Yes the very table where I ponder the important issues of life, like did Shergar end up as dog food and was it Lord Lucan that done it, is no more? The lightbulb above my head is dimming as I type.  Like Sherlock Bones I have searched high and low for a way to use the new set but alas I have failed. Woe is me where will I go to.........?????


Molly The Wally In The Garden!

Molly The Wally In The Garden!
Molly The Wally In The Garden!
Molly The Wally In The Garden!
Molly The Wally In The Garden!
Molly The Wally In The Garden!
Molly The Wally In The Garden!

I suffer in silence. I suffer greatly in silence. It is no longer fit for purpose. Slated chairs I can't jump on, a small table not big enough for me. Big sigh. See ....life is very cruel. Alas someone little is happy.
Molly The Wally In The Garden!

 Have a fabulous Friday all.
Posted by at 09:00
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39 comments:

  1. Mollie6 September 2013 at 09:45

    Oh NO Molly, your life is in tatters now..We will all have to hold a protest to get the old garden furniture back.. or her in doors could buy you your own chair and table :) xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. Castles Crowns and Cottages6 September 2013 at 11:06

    teeehehehhehehehe MIZ M.! Don't worry my darling, you are not going berserk. Fall is coming, and there are adjustments to be made. I KNOW...I'm going through my own! Keep calm and carry on! teeeheee

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  3. The Furries of Whisppy6 September 2013 at 11:11

    That's awful! How could your peeps do that to you? We agree with Mollie. We need to hold a protest!

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  4. Little Miss Titch6 September 2013 at 11:52

    That is naughty of your peeps,xx Speedy

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  5. tubby3pug6 September 2013 at 12:56

    Very bad peeps for sure! I am sure you can find a new thinking spot though, you are such a smart pup

    urban hounds

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  6. Golden Woofs! SUGAR6 September 2013 at 13:05

    Oh Molly :-) not fair. Keep brain storming. Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  7. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom6 September 2013 at 14:19

    Oh this is TERRIBLE! How dare they take away your prized table! Peeps just think they can make ALL the decisions. Time to stage a protest!

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  8. Frankie Furter and Ernie6 September 2013 at 14:49

    This is WORSE than a pot of Festering Gizzards FUR SURE... WHAT is she thinking? Mini Molly seems QUITE happy though.

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  9. Anonymous6 September 2013 at 14:56

    Scandalous. I think it's a complot! Maybe you can get the round table of King Arthur? I cross my paws! Have a super Friday dear Molly

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  10. Chicco6 September 2013 at 15:23

    Oh Molly, this is injust.. you're right to protest!

    Have a nice weekend.
    Woof, woof,

    Chicco

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  11. TexWisGirl6 September 2013 at 15:25

    awww! no more table surfing? how cruel!

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  12. Brian's Home Blog6 September 2013 at 15:29

    Well they just need to table that motion and fetch it back!

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  13. Cowspotdog6 September 2013 at 16:05

    you look like were table planking to us more then surfing - We are wrapping our paws around every doggy today for big hugs .......so here it is {{{{{{BIG HUGS }}}}}}

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  14. My Mind's Eye6 September 2013 at 16:29

    OH MOLLY TELL ME IT AIN'T SOOOOOO YOU AND YOUR TABLE ARE NO LONGER?
    HORRORS OF HORRORS
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  15. The Army of Four6 September 2013 at 16:36

    WHAT?!?! How dare they!!! Your peeps owe you big time!
    Cammie!

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  16. Sketching with Dogs6 September 2013 at 18:13

    Noooooo, the inhumanity! Hope you go on strike until you get your own recliner.
    At least 'someone' is happy :)
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  17. Two French Bulldogs6 September 2013 at 18:31

    Something has got to give Molly! You need to hold a patio furniture protest rally
    Benny & Lily

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  18. Murphy6 September 2013 at 18:44

    Molly, you must still find the strength to go on. We personally cannot believe your assistant did such a thing but find something to give you hope to carry on! Stiff upper lip as they say!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  19. MarkD606 September 2013 at 18:45

    I doodoo hope things get better for you!

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  20. 24 Paws of Love6 September 2013 at 18:57

    Is it time for a new assistant Molly? I can't believe the inhumanity you have to put up with!

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  21. stellaroselong6 September 2013 at 18:59

    oh we loves your mini me..we just loves it!!!!!!! i can't even reach the chair to climbs up on the table yet, none of us can....sigh....
    baby gussie

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  22. Anonymous6 September 2013 at 19:18

    Unfair! How could this have happened? Let your complaints ring in the air!

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  23. Unknown6 September 2013 at 20:21

    Oh, dear Molly, we do feel with you!
    Love
    Arno

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  24. Texas, a Cat in... Austin6 September 2013 at 20:24

    Oh Molly, this is not acceptable! How could your human do that?!
    Purss

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  25. Bella Roxy & Macdui6 September 2013 at 20:59

    NOT...YOUR....THINKIN' TABLE!!! Scandalous! We predict the downfall of civilisation. You can't think on those mesh things...or even lie down...believe us we've tried.

    XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

    BUT when the peeps are eating, stuff falls through the holes....just sayin'.

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  26. The Lonely Dogs6 September 2013 at 21:19

    For all the hard work you do, you certainly deserve your very own garden and patio set, go ahead and scratch our names onto your petition! Have a wonderful weekend Molly!

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  27. Jenn6 September 2013 at 22:59

    That is so mean of your servant to get rid of your table, Molly! I agree, a protest is in order!

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  28. My GBGV Life7 September 2013 at 00:23

    You need a doggy cot like I have! I love it, it is so comfy and cool too!

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  29. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥7 September 2013 at 01:00

    Lightning's wheels are spinning - he has never thought about snoozing on the patio table - but alas, ours is small like yours, and we bet pup claws would all get snagged in that grid work on the table top. Maybe you need to ask Santa for a Molly table:)

    Happy weekend.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  30. Juliana Sousa7 September 2013 at 01:39

    Oooh Molly, isso é muito triste! Como ele pode fazer isso com sua mesa?!

    Beijos e lindo final de semana pra você!

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  31. Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady7 September 2013 at 02:14

    Poor you Molly. Hope things get better tomorrow! Lee and Phod

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  32. Sully7 September 2013 at 02:53

    Just cruel and if your plotting something I'm in.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  33. Jackie Bouchard7 September 2013 at 07:04

    What is your servant thinking, Molly?? Is she not there to serve your needs?? You may have to cut her pay. Perhaps 20% less kisses and tail wags until she resumes providing you with the life style to which you have become accustomed! Hang in there. Hope you can muddle through!

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  34. Elderberry-Rob7 September 2013 at 07:16

    What meanies! but have you tried under the table mollie - then you can be really annoying and stretch out on peeps feet so they are rooted to their chairs and can't get up - power!

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  35. A Tonk's Tail7 September 2013 at 17:45

    A TRAVESTY we say! There outta be a LAW about that!

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  36. Dougall-the-Scottie7 September 2013 at 23:59

    That is not cool... You need to punish your peep... Try leaving a "present" for her in the house somewhere...

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  37. Daisy and Cress8 September 2013 at 17:34

    How could they????!?!?!?!?

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  38. Wyatt9 September 2013 at 04:33

    Yeah Molly, what is up with that? You should be consulted before any major changes to the garden decor, just sayin'

    Wyatt

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  39. 2browndawgs10 September 2013 at 12:11

    LOL not much room for a dawg. The Shergar movie made us sad. We try not to think about it. If you solve the mystery, let us know.

    the brown dawgs

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