Friday 6 December 2013

Slog It Blog It, Frightening Friday!

Molly The Wally By Zoolatry!

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You better watch out, and you better not cry, because if you are bad Santa Claus is not coming to town. That is what my servant told me after my escapades in the park recently. She Who Must Be Obeyed Ignored said the only visitor I will be getting is none other than the gruesome creature called the Krampus. Crickey, bumpus, rumpus could he be real? Apparently this cloven hoofed counterpart to Santa will be turning up anytime soon to drag me kicking and woofing all the way to his underground lair if I don't behave. He will beat me with a rusty chain and drag me in a basket to a squirrel free hell. So I will try and be extra good and refrain from rolling in stinky goodness, climbing trees and getting stuck and limbo dancing under fenced off trees. Drats life is going to be well boring but after the 25th my usual mayhem will resume.  So with that be good and don't let Krumpus visit your crib. I have my paws crossed that the Big Fat Man In Red will come by and bring me something good this year. What do you hope to find in your stocking this year? 

Christmas card tally.
Peeps a woeful 1
Me 24
Thank you Uji, Izzy, Ziggy, Missi, Hiro & Momma Tea and Easy.

38 comments:

  1. Alfie chops! as he poked my eye out. Santa WILL NOT becoming to him..bawahwhahaha xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. TREATS...and Roxy probably wants another squeaky toy. But being good is soooooo hard.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  3. Keltic is trying to be for the rest of the year too. I need to tell him about a squirrel free hell.

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  4. but she has bin good , than whats the problem :P

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  5. teeeheee....you have this INNOCENT look to you, but we know you have fabulous fun and mayhem planned Miz Molly! What do I want in my stocking? I'd like a puppy, just like you.

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  6. Well, look at da bright side...I'll be right beside you kickin' and screamin' when Krampus comes. You thinks we cab bring beer to da squirrel-less hell?

    Puddles

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  7. Blame it all on a look a like we say........hey maybe krampus has evil squirrels to chase

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  8. A peppawmint stick with some dog hairs is tasty, think Santa will like it. I hope for a Teleport-Tunnel, but sadly I'm too fat for the common tunnel-toys and by now we've got no answer from Groupe Eurotunnel S.A. for a custom made tunnel thingy. Have a fabulous St. Nicholas day.

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  9. Hello Molly. All the traveling cats nominated you for the Blog Of 2013 Award. Come and have a look.

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  10. I'm sure you've been very good!

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  11. Oh Molly, Santa won't mind that. You've bin good, remember?

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  12. Yep, you better calm down Molly, you need to do some terrible butt kissing with Mom. For us we just take anything we can get, it's always some good stuff, Mom & Dad never disappoint!

    The Mad Scots

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  13. Don't let Santy Paws know bout the cookies you ate. Leave him a piece of kibble and he won't nose the difference. Don't worry...the 25th will be here soon and then you can just be yourself again after that.

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  14. Oh noes Molly, quick do something extra good to make for those minor misdemeanors, that Krumpus sound super scary!

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  15. Molly, I believe you humans are lying to you because there is ONLY Santa, no evil twin or something. And, you are just an "angelic" *ahem* doggie and I just know Santa has some really great presents for you this year.
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  16. No no no. Krampus doesn't exist. Santa will come for you Molly!

    Nora

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  17. Molly I'm sure you are a very good puppy! Me-Ommmmmm

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  18. Hallo dear Molly,
    I hope for you that the right one came today to visit you and that you got a lot of nice things in front of your door!
    Love
    Arno

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  19. We hope your stockings are stuffed full with tree rats in bows on Christmas, Molly! :p

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  20. OKAY... Furst we have VACULA and NOW Krumpas to worry about?????? THIS is just too Scary to even THINK about. How can we EVER be expected to be so... UNnatural fur a WHOLE MONTH???
    We want Squirrels in OUR stalkings.. Wouldn't THAT be some major FUN!!!

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  21. When is jolly ole Chubby's due date?
    Lily

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  22. Molly I just absolutely adore your red-pokie-dotted bow!!!
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  23. We hope that Santa will bring us some warmer weather! We are already tired of this single digit stuff.
    I really don't know if I can be good for another three weeks.
    hugs
    Greta
    Bailey & Hazel too

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  24. Treats, treats and more treats please! Love your hair bow!
    Diane and Rocco

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  25. Thats a good haul of cards I have 19 mum only 1 too,hehehexx Speedy

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  26. Hehehe, we are sure Santy Paws will overlook such small misdemeanours. We have been good - in our sleep.....
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  27. I love your note to Santy Paws, I can totally imagine this happening too! Those peppawmint sticks get stuck in fur so easily! I'm sure he'll understand though!

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  28. Santa better make it to my house or all this good dog stuff for nothing would make me growl!

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  29. Shhhh, don't tell your peeps but we mailed you another one today!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  30. We are sure that Santa will bring you lots of goodies, Molly!

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  31. Lightning has his big paws over his ears, he doesn't want to hear anything about that Krampus guy at all. We keep telling him he had best be good:)

    Great card count - ours i getting up there too:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  32. Didn’t you refuse to let Santa near your house last year cos he wouldn’t bring you a squirrel? So he’s forgiven, I take it or is this a trap.

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  33. What is this hell you speak of where squirrels run FREE!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  34. The dogs are planning to kidnap a reindeer and ransom their presents that way. ;-)

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  35. Hooley Dooley Molly..perhaps mum said Crumpets..delish with some jam :) have a great day hugs Fozziemum xxx.

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  36. No way Santa will pass you by!

    the brown dawgs

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  37. You bring laughter and joy to us Molly, no way the fat guy would skip YOU!!

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