Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Dog House Blog, Hair Today Gone Tomorrow!


So they dragged my sorry butt over to the fur stealers where I got water boarded and my furs stolen. Yep they gave me an
Ecadorian,
Argentinian,
BRAZILIAN.

She said she was fed up with my muddy paws and butt.


Then they gave me a pawdi-cure.


I was left there for 87 million hours. I am no longer liking my peeps.
Now back to the impawtant job of Homeland Security.

Have a terrific Tuesday all, yours hairless of suburbia.
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Posted by at 08:48
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52 comments:

  1. Melon28 January 2014 at 09:53

    Wow they did give you a fur-cut Molly, but you do look very shiny! We say rock it!
    Cocoa and Melon

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  2. 2browndawgs28 January 2014 at 12:22

    I know it wasn't your idea, but you do look nice Molly. :)

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  3. Frank The Tank28 January 2014 at 12:35

    Hi Molly!
    Yes your job is impawtant, Homeland Security and Squirrel hunting is the best jobs we have, its been rain and rain and rain here and Mum is sick of it, she is sicj of my muddy paws too but I'm short haired so kinddda already rock a brazillian, you do look really good Molly, you can see your sexy doggy curves and paw pads are looking good even if you do feel hairless! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxx

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  4. Cowspotdog28 January 2014 at 12:36

    Oh my dog you should of given us a warning about the naked pics of yourself! That is one short haircut but you still look bootiful miss Molly

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  5. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom28 January 2014 at 12:53

    OMD....Molly, is it really you?

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  6. MarkD6028 January 2014 at 13:00

    If it was me, I'd give you a bath every time you came home from the beach,

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  7. Parsley28 January 2014 at 13:05

    Gasp! Molly...you're...gulp...NAKED!

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  8. Castles Crowns and Cottages28 January 2014 at 13:25

    Ooooo, I can see that in your last pose, you are not happy with Ms. Peep! But Molly dearest, you are absolutely STUNNING with your new pawdecure! And look at that face...you will always be a stunner both hairy and close-shaven! HUGS!

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  9. Brian's Home Blog28 January 2014 at 14:13

    Who are you, and what did you do with Molly?

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  10. stellaroselong28 January 2014 at 14:22

    I am surprized you have not heard from the doggie version of Playboy!!! You are so beautyfulist!!! wE don't have our furs stolen but we sure need to go and get our nails done.
    stella rose

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  11. Mollie28 January 2014 at 14:39

    Yikes, is that you Molly all Nakeed????? It's winter..don't tell us she has bought you a coat too Bawahwhahhwhahaa xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  12. Sweet William The Scot28 January 2014 at 14:42

    Did you report the fur stealers to Homeland Security? Why if they gave you a BRAZILIAN they must have really been searching you for info.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  13. TexWisGirl28 January 2014 at 14:43

    my, my. aren't you the slick and sleek one!

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  14. Frankie Furter and Ernie28 January 2014 at 14:59

    Holy Gwalk a Moley.... Girrrrrrrl you be NEKKID... They gave you a Brazilian? OMD OMD And Stole your furs and yanked out your nails... WE are surprised that they didn't steal your Temperature while they were at it. They did everythingy ELSE that we hate.
    Hope OUR peeps don't do somethingy like this to US... we need every single hair we have... just to keep warm.

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  15. Two French Bulldogs28 January 2014 at 16:23

    You look beautiful!!!
    Lily

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  16. Furry Bottoms28 January 2014 at 16:28

    Well, you do look rather sexy, if I say so myself. I heard rumors I am getting that treatment this morning too. Think I can hide from my peeps? Yours, Buddy.

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  17. Elderberry-Rob28 January 2014 at 17:48

    You look 10 years younger! no doubt it's a bit drafty without the hair but you look a pretty girl. What have then done with your stolen fur? I saw a book in the library about how to felt cat fur (once it has been shed of course, probably involves much catching cat hair off cushions with selotape?) and make it into stuffed toys (for dawgs sakes!). wonder if you will see your fur gracing the covers of such a book Mollie?

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  18. Scooter28 January 2014 at 17:59

    Hey Molly!
    Wow, I know it wasn't any fun at all, but I gotta say you look adorable! Brining in mud is a first class ticket to a bath, so maybe this is a good thing afterall. Still, giving the stink eye to the peeps might result in extra treats. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  19. Sketching with Dogs28 January 2014 at 19:24

    Brazillian - BOL! You are looking terribly attractive with your new 'do' Molly. If Elliot could whistle, he would.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  20. Little Miss Titch28 January 2014 at 19:36

    You look Gorgeous!xx Speedy

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  21. Huskies62228 January 2014 at 19:46

    Oh Molly where are all your furs!? You have a right to be fur-irous!!!

    Your Friends, Kiki and Nala

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  22. Cat and DOG Chat With Caren28 January 2014 at 20:06

    I was supposed to go and have my "hair stolen" tomorrow morning but it is going to be so cold that Mom said I could wait til Saturday! YAY! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

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  23. Millie and Walter28 January 2014 at 20:31

    We hardly recognized you without your furs!

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  24. My GBGV Life28 January 2014 at 20:55

    Holy Tamole! I didn't even recognize you! That is just awful, going through all that torture! Hope your hair grows back fast!

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  25. Bella Roxy & Macdui28 January 2014 at 21:12

    There aren't any muddy food stealers, are there???!!!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  26. Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 328 January 2014 at 21:43

    We are having a spa day tomorrow. We hope it is not as traumatic as yours

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  27. Anonymous28 January 2014 at 22:16

    Well, ok ,it's not fun.....but Molly you do look mighty pretty!

    The Mad Scots

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  28. The Adventures of the LLB Gang28 January 2014 at 23:21

    Oh man....I know it is annoying, but you are looking so very beautiful!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Bilbo & Arty

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  29. Unknown28 January 2014 at 23:35

    Dear Molly,
    you look terrific! I don't know how terrible it was for you, but it was worth the effort!
    Love
    Arno

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  30. Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady29 January 2014 at 01:25

    While we think you look beautiful, we understand the insult of it all. Give your peeps the silent treatment! Lee and Phod

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  31. Cathy Keisha29 January 2014 at 01:26

    Yipes! I’m glad everyone is scared of me so they’d never even cut my claws. I thought the U.S. were the only country down with waterboarding.

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  32. Kitties Blue29 January 2014 at 01:51

    We wouldn't want any of our furs stolen 'cause we would absolutely freeze. It's snowing and the high today was 18 Degrees F. But, Molly, we think you are looking particularly gorgeous with your new "do." Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  33. The Lonely Dogs29 January 2014 at 03:18

    You are looking so pretty Molly! Maybe you just need to roll in a bit of dirt (or bird poo) and you will feel just right again!

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  34. Tweedles -- that's me29 January 2014 at 03:35

    Is that why your face is turned away?
    love
    tweedles

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  35. Sully29 January 2014 at 03:53

    The fur stealers are the worst but don't worry your hair will grow back.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  36. Wyatt29 January 2014 at 04:16

    You just look bee-U-tiful to ME! I bet you smell pretty too.
    ♥♥♥Wyatt

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  37. Unknown29 January 2014 at 05:36

    A BRAZILIAN!!!! OMD Mol...how awful!! Butt we must confess, you are looking utterly aroooootiful!! You have the shiniest furs we've ever seen!
    Wally & Sammy

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  38. Kinley Westie29 January 2014 at 06:20

    You look good, but I's glad no one's stealing my furs - it's cold outside!

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  39. SquirrelQueen29 January 2014 at 06:31

    Molly, you look pawsitively radiant after you spa day. Nekkid but radiant.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  40. AnnStaub29 January 2014 at 06:48

    OMD Molly is that you?! I think you look fabulous girlfriend ;)

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  41. Duke29 January 2014 at 10:12

    You look very sleek and beautiful, Molly, and we bet you're getting lots of hugs and kisses and smiles, right?

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  42. Anonymous29 January 2014 at 10:17

    You do look very shiny and elegant, Molly!
    But I'll never understand what's wrong with muddy paws!

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  43. Bocci29 January 2014 at 12:14

    You look beautiful Molly! Don't fret and you must promptly return to your job!

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  44. Fozziemum29 January 2014 at 13:39

    Oh Molly I haz a horrible feelingz your furz haz been made into wigs fur the ball....I seen a hairpiece on Cleo what was the same colour..MOL MOL ..I must sniffs it an let you know..you might haz a commission coming....paw pats Dinnermintz xxx

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  45. Soggibottom29 January 2014 at 17:10

    he he he he.... hope they don't call you BALDY Molly. If they do hide your head in your paws.....
    Luvs Cat Flap Cavalier X

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  46. sprinkles29 January 2014 at 17:24

    My boys hate the hair stealer's too! They only go to get their nails clipped though. I've been thinking they should probably go back again soon, because I hate how they've been getting mud all stuck in the feet and nails, and drag it all through the house.

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  47. Unknown30 January 2014 at 03:57

    Molly! You look marvelous!
    My hairy slobbery sister really needs to go. She is a hairy stinky mess!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  48. ruckustheeskie30 January 2014 at 07:37

    I love your paws. It's like you're wearing mittens

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  49. haopee30 January 2014 at 08:14

    Hey!!! You know what...

    You actually look like a Rottweiler, dear Molly. Hahaha.

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  50. Lady Malu ist angekommen..........30 January 2014 at 10:11

    Hi Molly - you look like a shiny young girl - with pretty much glowing hair dress …..love it. Much more compliments next time ;-)
    Wuff and LG
    Aiko

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  51. The Army of Four30 January 2014 at 17:58

    You poor, poor thing! Are you OK?!?! Would you like me to come stare at someone for you!?!?
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  52. IndyAndCleo31 January 2014 at 22:01

    Oh my goodness Molly, so very sorry for all the torture you went through ~ although we must say you do look simply mah~velous! We must admit ~ we are just a bit nervous cuz we have a very early Saturday morning appointment with our groomer...we will be holding on tight to our furs! Woof!

    ❤ Cleo & Bogey

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