Pigs Will Fly On Tasty Tuesday!

Sometimes you just couldn't make it up like when a woman named Crispi tried to burn down her ex-boyfriend's home using bacon. Early this March police were called by the former boyfriend of Cameo Crispi after she had inundated him with text messages and phone calls. He pleaded with the officers to remove her from his Utah home. On arrival Crispi answered the door and the officers saw smoke billowing out of the residence. They asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove. There was also a pound of bacon sitting on a sheet of baking paper which was severely burned and smoking badly. The policeman took preventative action and arrested pig-sick Crispi, who was needless to say as drunk as a skunk. This ham-fisted attempt to burn the house down got Crispi charged with arson, burglary, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment and intoxication.

We dedicate this story to the one and only Bacon over at Pig Love. Despite the date it is actually true. Happy April Fool's Day to you all.