Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
It is Moanday again and so we thought we take another look at what would happen if advertisers were hit by the honesty bug with some more honest slogans.
love them all and the Victoria Secret is so true.. for me anyway...i don't use chapstick for lips but they are fantastic for paper cuts and small cuts on fingers... also those cuticle things that pop up over night and hurt so bad, just chapstick it.. works beautifully
yes to connect for no reason is the best reason, I agree. And Monopoly is a way to ruin friendships... specially at 2 am and when you are drunken. Many thanks for such a funny post! Have a great monday
I thought the ChapStick was funny until I got to the Ikea ad! Now that one is so true!!! Thanks for the giggles on this lovely Monday morning, Molly. Oz
So true, so true Molly. Victoria's Secret now they do raise them up to Gloriously Bigger Sizes but them men sure go call them false advertising. Thanks for the smile Molly. Sweet William The Scot
Rolling is good. That part of the blog was for me.
The slogans were clearly for my person. She laughed and laughed some more. I do not know why she was laughing, but I do like it when this happens because I feel happy too... So - thanks!
These are pretty great I've never heard of Waffle House though and now that people are talking about it I'm going to go look it up! It sounds relevant to my interests! Melon
very cute
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BOL! Especially the Apple one :)
ReplyDeleteThose are hysterical. Legend has it that one of my family member's marriage ended over a game of Monopoly!
ReplyDeleteHaving spent valuable walking time looking for HER Chapstick....that's a bit close to home.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Bella & Roxy
LOVE THE CHAP STICK. IKEA IS HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
those are all sooooooooooooo true :)
ReplyDeleteYOU always find the truth in advertising my friend......teeeeeeeheeeee
ReplyDeleteHe he he how do you find all those funny things?
ReplyDeletelove them all and the Victoria Secret is so true.. for me anyway...i don't use chapstick for lips but they are fantastic for paper cuts and small cuts on fingers... also those cuticle things that pop up over night and hurt so bad, just chapstick it.. works beautifully
ReplyDeleteSnorts - these are so very TRUE!! Happy Monday. XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteyes to connect for no reason is the best reason, I agree. And Monopoly is a way to ruin friendships... specially at 2 am and when you are drunken. Many thanks for such a funny post! Have a great monday
ReplyDeleteVery funny Molly! That sure describes Waffle House around our parts!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Love it that you made Mum laugh! She especially likes the Victoria's Secret and Ikea ones.
ReplyDeleteThose are some of the best yet Molly!!!
ReplyDeleteoh, these are fabulous! and quite accurate! :)
ReplyDeleteCool!
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
I thought the ChapStick was funny until I got to the Ikea ad! Now that one is so true!!! Thanks for the giggles on this lovely Monday morning, Molly.
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Oh we loved the Victoria's Secret and Waffle house one the best..lol....
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WAFFLE HOUSE.... our mom's MOM.... LOVED that place... butt she called it the AWFUL WAFFLE. LOL BOL BOL
ReplyDeleteLOL...i would have to agree.
ReplyDeleteLOL on the IKEA one.
ReplyDeleteAll good ones! Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteHA! Our mom says the IKEA one is the truest of all!
ReplyDeleteYours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
Thanks for sharing these! I'm the creator of HonestSlogans.com. Check out the site as I make new ones every week. Happy Monday to all of you!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles.
ReplyDeleteSheba.
Hey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, these are really funny! Oh, if they only told the truth like this. BOL about the broken Fed Ex delivery.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
hehehehe oh Molly you are just to funny,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteLol so true!
ReplyDeletethese were hilarious!! Love IKEA and LinkedIn
ReplyDeleteSo true, so true Molly. Victoria's Secret now they do raise them up to Gloriously Bigger Sizes but them men sure go call them false advertising.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smile Molly.
Sweet William The Scot
So true about the Chapstick, especially for my daughter! And LinkedIn... well that's the only social media I hate so I love it! lol
ReplyDeleteHilarious as always!
ReplyDeleteVery good slogans. We love truth in advertising
ReplyDeleteAll correct, we gots one UPS, OOPs there goes another lost load!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Good ones Molly!!!
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
BOLOLOL!!!!! So true! Yet so funny!!!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Oh, these are great and oh-so true!
ReplyDeleteThe head peep says that the Victoria's Secret slogan is right on target! They're all pawesome. Great find!
ReplyDeleteTrue dat!! BOL!!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Dear Molly,
ReplyDeleteRolling is good. That part of the blog was for me.
The slogans were clearly for my person. She laughed and laughed some more. I do not know why she was laughing, but I do like it when this happens because I feel happy too... So - thanks!
Licks,
Cobi
All true!
ReplyDeleteJust great, Chapstick should say Gman will eat it before it is gone.
ReplyDeleteThe ChapStick and Victoria Secret's slogans are certainly true!
ReplyDeleteLove the honest slogans too funny. I love your photo it looks like the best roll ever.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
BOL....these are some great ones Molly!!
ReplyDeleteMOL!
ReplyDeleteHaha
ReplyDeleteThey were brilliant!! Honesty is the best, keep 'em coming! :)
I hope you're having a fun day,
Your pal Snoopy :)
oh no we have a MUCH better one for Chapstick:
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We guarantee you'll end up washing it in your pants pocket and get wax ALL OVER THE DRYER
Those were all great! Completely agree with Maxwell, Faraday and Allie, Chapstick has ruined a few shirts here. :(
ReplyDeleteMOL! MOL! MOL!
ReplyDeleteLove these.
These are pretty great I've never heard of Waffle House though and now that people are talking about it I'm going to go look it up! It sounds relevant to my interests!
ReplyDeleteMelon