Monday 16 February 2015

Mud Glorious Mud On MoanDay Monday!


So I am giving her the stinky eyes because after..............


one of these in one of ...........


these........she who must be ignored obeyed decided it was time for some............


waterboarding................and she said she would write a book all about it............



and it would be a best seller. Hmmmm what do you think? I think I need to call Ernie The Attorney as after 'Mince Gate, 'Snout Gate' and now 'Grime Gate' I could do with some serious legal representation. 






Have a marvellous Monday all.

52 comments:

  1. Water Boarding! No!!!!
    Not a good start to your week Molly.
    I do luffs the rubber ducks though
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. Hmmmm! It would appear you've been caught banged to rights, Molly!! I think even Ernie the Attorney might have a bit of trouble getting you sprung!! Can't wait for the movie version though ;) Have a great week x0x

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  3. OMD! You get a teensy bit of mud on you and it's a WHOLE BODY bath! AND in winter. We think you may have a case!

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  4. Y O U make me smile to no end....OK MIZ MOLLY, I do believe you have something going on here....consult with Ernie the Attorney first, but I do think you have a best-seller on your paws.

    (I am going to self-publish my blog) so why couldn't YOU just get crackin' and write your own dog tales? DO IT!

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  5. That's serious stinky eyes look Molly! lol

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  6. Bath. What is that woman thinking of. Doesn't she know that you it's important you smell good and stinky?

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  7. i had myself a great BOL at you in the first shot and a ROFL at the second of you in the tub... i think you just might need Ernie for sure... i would surely read this book.

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  8. Does She take a bath when you tell her to?

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  9. That is not a good way to start the week Molly!

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  10. yes... that screams for Ernie.... maybe then your mom has plenty of time to write that book...
    have a dry monday, bathing time is only on WETnesday :o)
    easy rider

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  11. LOL..What a mess. Love the hairdo though.

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  12. This is very funny - I think your peeps should definitely write the book. I completely understand how exciting it is for you dogs to get all muddy, I have just come home from a two hour walk slipping and sliding all over the place in the mud up near the river and thoroughly enjoyed myself!

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  13. MOLLY AS THEY SAY IF YOU DO THE CRIME YOU SERVE THE TIME....
    MOM CRACKED UP AT 50 SHADES OF GRIME!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  14. NOT a PROBLEM.... we are just ADDING THIS Fresh Hell to the OTHER charges... your case just keeps getting Bigger and WORSE by the second...
    We think 'SHE" will get a "SPANK" from Judge FRANK fur sure... saying 50 shades of GRIME is a CRIME when TIED to Water Boarding...

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  15. We think they get jealous cause they can't roll in all the good stuff
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  16. OMP! That is hilarious my friend. We are laughing so hard here! XOXO - Bacon

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  17. We are sure water boarding must be an offense worthy of justice! One call that's all!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  18. Love the 50 Shades of Grime book, too funny!
    Dip and Elliot x

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  19. Oh, no!!! Sorry, Molly! All of our mud froze again. Then we got SNOW! You should come over here!
    Yours sincerely,
    Mags

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  20. Did you shake all over her? I believe that is the big middle finger dogs give their owners after having a bath. :-D

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  21. peeps will never understand how wonderful it is to have a free mud bath - they only think ones they pay hundreds of green papers are any good

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  22. You mom keeps digging deeper and deeper in the hole! BOL!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  23. What is that green stuff on the ground? And what is mud? All we have is snow

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  24. The dreaded bath...a four letter word...need I say more?

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  25. Water boarding - Mom had to explain what that meant - we thought you were going to go surfing:) That is so not fair!!! Mud is one of dog's best friends!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  26. Sorry to hear about the bath Molly, and be sure and put the seat up next time! Love Dolly

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  27. Molly... I think the book would be a great hit!

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  28. I think mud is good for you! (Love The 50 Shades of Grime!)

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  29. A bath on a Monday? What a bummer!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  30. OMD I am horrified!! I am shaking just thinking about. After all your hard work to get perfumed outside, she uses water torture. You definitely have a case. All of Blogville will be with you.

    Love Sasha

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  31. Our Lady said - 50 Shades of Grime, don't do the roll if you can't do the time! Stay clean!

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  32. Bwwwah! That reminded me of when I did a photo on Dakota's blog when that book first came out and I had a book on there titled "50 Shades of Sheltie"

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  33. Dear Molly,

    Hurray for rolling! Hurray for mud! Hurray for...
    ...wait.

    Oh no.

    Oh dear.

    The terrible horrible no good very bad thing called Bath!!!

    Oh no! I am so very sorry! Your person stole your mud!

    Did you survive?

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  34. Oh my..Molly..waterboarding....tis not good..not to mention all the hard earned pong you will lose haahah :) loves Fozziemum xx

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  35. I will never understand the peeps need to wash off our good smells.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  36. If Ernie can keep out of the copy room with Roxy, I think your case is another slam-dunk.

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  37. I hate those B-A-T-H days... not cool!

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  38. Shake it OFF! Shake it OFF! You definitely have to get her back Molly!!
    xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  39. Ha ha, feel honoured she put you in the bath the other day BD was sent for a swim in a very large puddle to un-mud!

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  40. hahahahahaha!!!! Uh oh! Ernie to the rescue??
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  41. We three pugs actually love our bathes....so we can only imagine that your mom is not giving it to you the correct pug way. We get to have ours in the kitchen sink with a sprayer, and we stand for her and pretend we are in the shower, that way no soap ever gets in our eyes.......is that the problem...soap in your eyes Molly?
    stella rose

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  42. Geez, we don't know pups but aren't you supposed to have dirt and grime on you? Isn't it a badge of honor or something? Get that attorney on the horn right away, we say!

    Thank you for your kind words last week over our loss of Maxx. They were and still are very much appreciated and are working magic toward healing our hearts.

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  43. Molly, you are soooooo right to give your mom the stink-eye. Nothing worse than soap and water, ewwwwww.

    Kiki and Nala

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  44. Hi, I think this idea of a book sounds perfect. My Sadie dog(many years ago)loved rolling in others poop-oh it was so miserable for me, so I always carried wipes in my car. How could I deny her the unadulterated pleasure of being so wild. Ha, if you believe that I'm coming to visit you.
    Hope you have a wonderful week.
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  45. OMC! You need an attorney. I think you can sue for that book unless you gave your permission for your name and likeness to be used.

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  46. The dogs just had their 50 shades. Hahaha. Take that, Grime... Maybe you should feature the Walking Dead Star next time... his also a Grimes... Rick Grimes.

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  47. You are too funny Molly. All your hard work gone down the drain!

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  48. You look super cute in the tub with your duckies by your side. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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