Monday 9 February 2015

Musings Of A Legend On Moanday Monday!


I am legend or as peeps would say I am more leg end than legend. Everybody knows me for my hunting prowess, my ability to turn on a dime as I chase the various vermin that haunt my neighbourhood. However after 'Mince Gate' last week it would appear that she who must be obeyed ignored has lost the plot. She plods round the park slower than molasses in Winter and seems to have a very short fuse these days.  I mean as CK would say she is one chip short of a happy meal. So imagine my frustration when after running amok amongst the trees chasing those bushy tailed varmints she screamed at me MOLLY ENOUGH! Yep like a banshee she yelled at me and if that was not enough she grabbed me by my snout. Yes it was a full frontal nasal assault. She pretended she smacked my snout by accident but I know that is not true. Yes I was abused and what was worse was I was so shocked that I stood still which facilitated her being able to leash me and drag me away from territory. Of course I put my butt down but 17 kilos of pure hunting muscle was not going to get the better of my captor. Didn't help that this was officiated by anther round of applause from random people watching on. Have your staff ever assaulted you? She should be dismissed for gross negligence but then again I will wait till after dinner.

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  1. By your snout!!!! Outrageous, what was she thinking of??? ( I hope there were lots of treats given in compensation?)
    Finks this could be yet another case for Ernie and beautiful Roxy.
    It's becoming a very busy legal practice
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. Shocking!! I hope those that witnessed and cheered are feeling ashamed of themselves! Snout abuse contravenes at least 50 EU laws!!

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  3. just awful I certainly hope there were extra treats in that dinner not that that makes up for your poor snout

    retro rover

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  4. Our peeps don't know what is good for us!!!

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  5. teeehee.....Miz Molly, any such claims and protests MUST be made after dinner, and snack time...and after breakfast, then elevensies.....

    (YOU ARE BRILLIANT! When are we going to learn that you are writing a screenplay or for a television show?)

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  6. Oh Molly...you need to 'Listen' to your mum, then she won't need to do that ;)

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  7. Humans have no understanding. When Storm stands out in the freezing cold just sniffing the air, the human gets very impatient with her. She is just doing what normal dogs do. lol

    the brown dawgs

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  8. nasal assault's aren't allowed not even in a boxing ring....that screams for a red card.... or no, maybe the yellow one, so your next walk is backed. Hope you get some ice cream for your nose...
    Easy Rider

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  9. 87 LASHES WITH WET NOODLES IS WHAT SHE WHO IS IGNORED NEEDS WELL THAT AND YOU NEED TO CALL IN ERNIE THE ATTORNEY AND HIS FOXY ASSISTANT ROXY. THEY WILL HELP YOU SUE TO PANTS OF HER IS TO BE IGNORED.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  10. Oh no, by your snout!? Doesn't she know just how precious snouts are?! But yes, wait until AFTER dinner :-)

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  11. every time I read one of these adventure stories, and look at your innocent face, i wonder if mum has a problem with fibbing... BOL BOL... still laughing over Mincegate.. brahaha

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  12. OMC! *gasp* Not by your precious snout Miss Molly!!!! You must contact Ernie straight away! Has She Who Must Be Obeyed been taken over by aliens?????

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  13. Staaff assault me? They can't catch me-I fly too fast.

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  14. Oh no..she gotcha good hey Molly..before you know it you will be doing hard time....I am sure it was a misunderstanding..you know ..you understanding the need for chasing and her the need to have a stiff drink...loves Fozziemum xx

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  15. Yipes! Sometimes the humans don't realize the problems the Evil Squirrel Cartel causes. One winter, they set up shop in our shed. What a horrible, stinky mess they made of it! We support your squirrel hunting efforts. Plus we hope you received lots of yum yums as compensation!

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  16. I totally agree Molly, after dinner is a good choice!

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  17. OH MOLLY..... we think that this is HORRID and we are Shocked by the Snagging of the Snout . WHAT is our world coming to???? Does she not know that you were keeping her SAFE from the Evil ones? UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

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  18. Take your mum to Frankie's court so you can get justice.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  19. You know Molly, I am sometimes grabbed by the tail in similar circumstances. Snout or tail? Which is worse?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  20. Holy snout, you must have really miffed her off. Are you given her a warning?

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  21. They only pretend it was an accident, the nerve!
    Lily & Edward

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  22. you got snapped on the snooter - the indigentity of it !

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  23. Oh No Molly! There is nothing more to do but take her in to court. - After dinner of course
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  24. If she's ever attacked by a gang of squirrels and you don't interfere, she'll be VERY sorry! She shouldn't embarrass you like that.

    SHE's been known to KICK us when we stop in front of HER on a walk. SHE says it's a little nudge, but we say KICK!

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  25. I agree, wait until after dinner and possibly breakfast the next morning too.

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  26. Oh the nerve my friend. The nerve! You must go now and hide away all of the food you can in your room and around the house. And then and only then you must ignore her until she knows what she has done and apologizes. And then maybe too call DFACS (Dog Family and Children Services) if she doesn't. Snorts. XOXO - Bacon

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  27. Oh we think you should talk to Ernie the Attorney and bring charges!

    We are playing catch up since we have been working on the Heart 2 Heart Dance!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  28. Molly - how does she expect you to get any work done?! lol

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  29. Have sympathy for your Mom. It is hard to live in the shadow of a legend

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  30. Definitely a good idea to wait until after dinner....then maybe you should let Ernie the Attorney in on the case....he's been getting after lots of misbehaving staff around Blogville!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  31. oh my! She grabbed you by your snout? OMD!! My Mom has flailed her arms at me yelling, but no grabbing! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

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  32. Sheesh, what was she thinking? Doesn't she know how important your snooter is to all your hunting prowess??? But we agree, best to wait until after dinner, maybe even a few dinners in a row, before you engage in any dismissals:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  33. Well, we suggest that you don't do anything rash to the hand that feeds you.....on the other hand, per a Annie Lennox song....You are a "Legend in your own Living Room"

    The Mad Scots

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  34. Oh my Dog, that is going to mean lots and lots of compensation treats!
    Dip and Elliot x

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  35. We are going to make a confession but please understand that this was done for my safety and it was mom's fault. She always takes the blame when I do something bad because she let me off leash. But one of the first times I found food left for the squirrels I got so possessed she couldn't get my attention. She had to smack my butt with the leash to shake me out of it, after a really long time chasing me around while I'm scarfing down pizza and bread. Molly behave ok? Love Dolly

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  36. Dear Molly,

    I can see right up your lovely nose. Your staff should take a look at its pure loveliness, and understand that the nose must be obeyed. If there are nasty bushy-tailed critter anywhere, they must be tracked down and eliminated. Right? Right.

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  37. How terribly embarrassing for you! I've not had such a thing happen, but my sister Katie has as a disobedient youngster. Hope you get out to the park again to give chase and don't let her catch you!

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  38. Well, you know we have a whole new police force around blogville. Perhaps, we should call Sarge and have him send over some officers to arrest her. LOL!

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  39. OMC! She assaulted you! Call the SPCA! Call the Po Po! Call Brutus the Dane! Are there marks for you to show them? You’ll get your revenge tomorrow. Um, thanks for the shout out.

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  40. The horrors you endure, Molly! Poor girl! (Luckily Rita isn't reading this... She might have some grievances to air!)

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  41. Where's the SPCA when you need them???

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  42. You do know Molly when you put your butt down in these moments why you can be dragged which ends you with a rear admiral or in laymens terms a rug burn on your bum. Just keep a stiff upper lip Molly for the one who must be ignored.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  43. Oh the humiliation! We can highly recommend Ernie the Attorney should you decide to press charges and sue her.
    Wally & Sammy

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  44. Crikey Molly ... she didn't????? Not the snout grab!!! You haven't even got the snout for it. Get a load of mine. Mum's ALWAYS grabbin' mine!!! Oh the indignity!!! They'll be sorry one day. They'll REALLY need our help and we'll just put our snouts in the air and completely ignore them, aye??? Definitely a case for Ernie!!

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  45. Oh no! not the snout!!! That'w the worst kind of punishment! I do hope your ok ;)
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  46. The humans just cannot be trusted to behave themselves, even in public. So embarrassing. Hope you got some extra treats for the whack on the nose. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  47. *gasp* full frontal nasal assault, no less? Scandalous! MOL!

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