Monday 30 March 2015

Never Judge A Book By It's Cover On Moanday Monday!


Self publishing is big business and just as there are some good books out there bad ones exist too and worse is a bad book with a bad book cover. So today we bring a selection of the worst e-book covers. Enjoy and maybe you might want to download some onto your kindle and then again maybe not.












Now which is your favourite?

Have a marvellous Monday all.

53 comments:

  1. I think the hippo one is a must buy! I was nearly floored by one in Llandudno the other day!! ;)

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  2. Love these. Mmmmm we think our favourite is the Llama space one.

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  3. The horse one hah!!!!
    Retro rover

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  4. They are all hysterical, but have to go with the final one ...But you are a horse ....

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  5. MOL MOL MOL MOL WHAT GREAT TITLES!!
    MOM says she must admit she is often drawn to the cover of a book FIRST
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  6. Oh like the one with the horse... it's with Sylvester Stallione, right? I will buy some pop corn and I think I watch them all :o) have a super monday!
    easy rider

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  7. uh my comment disappeared to nirvana...
    I like the horse movie... it's with Sylvester Stallione right? Think I will buy some popcoen and watch them all tonight. have a super monday
    easy rider

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  8. we think CLAWS wins paws down :)

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  9. my favorite is the hippo and 2nd is the red head with the clippers. NONE of these make me want to read the book... now i will have to pay more attention. when i get my ebooks, they come in my email, i click the link and get book. a whole new world has opened to me now that i see these.

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  10. i just want to say have very much I enjoy your humor, i always smile when i leave here

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  11. teeehee.....OK Miz Molly, you know I'm out to self-publish my blog as a book, but I PROMISE to not use any funky cover photos! OH dear, that one with the horse....

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  12. Ewwwww we think the horse one Molly..it has to stink to high heaven bwahahahhahah and creepy on way too many levels ......loves Fozziemum xxx

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  13. Oh I wants to read them all...would help Mum's daily commute fly by!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  14. Is there really someone who wrote about a hippo encounter?!? WTD! BOL
    Oz

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  15. Some of those look pretty darn scary Molly!

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  16. I've read the Hippo encounter book. It's very good. I know the author, it was all about his love life and dating scene.

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  17. Haha! You were born a comedian.

    Lots of Woofs from Earl, Ethel and I at Earl's World!

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  18. I think I love that: But you're a horse LOL :)

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  19. OK, the horse one made me LOL!

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  20. At least she didn't call him a HORSES' ......A$$... RIGHT?

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  21. some of those do look a littel disturbing BOL!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  22. But you're a horse! That has got to be the weirdest book ever - for a variety of reasons.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  23. Most of them are scary! We might read the hippo one.

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  24. As a self-pubbed person myself, I'd feel too mean to laugh. Had to look up the horse one - says it's “a collection of pranks, anecdotes and gags that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover of the book containing them." He should probably say that on the cover somewhere! Funniest thing though is the one-star review it got on Amazon from a person who was (supposedly) disappointed that it wasn't a human-horse love story!

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  25. OMD....Mama can't stop giggling!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  26. Haha! The Lorilee one looks pretty weird... Most of them look weird anyways..

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  27. Hmmmmmm. Those are some intriguing titles.
    I, uh, might read them?
    Love Noodles

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  28. The Llama Space Tale every time!

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  29. Hey Molly!
    Wow, these writers are nutty! I was cracking up at Unholy Cow until I saw But You're A Horse and fell over laughing. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR What are these peeps thinking?!? OMD OMD OMD
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  30. We wanna read the horse one! haha

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  31. We always wondered if there were unholy cows to go with the holy ones.
    Ha roo roo roo!
    Y/s,
    Mags

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  32. We would like to get our paws on one of those
    Lily & Edward

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  33. Unholy Cows....no wait, Claws...no wait , But you're a Horse, yep thats it!....well OK all of them!

    The Mad Scots

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  34. They all were pretty bad but that last one was creepy!

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  35. Thanks for the laughs. We vote for Claws and the hippo - what some peeps think of!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  36. Dear Molly,

    Those look very scary. I am going to go hide in my Bed now.

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  37. We have several writers in Cincinnati that use this medium and I know one who came to our book club and she made enough in one year to pay of her home mortgage. Weird titles attract strange people and there are a lot of strange people out there. Lets write Molly.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  38. Allie: *slaps paws over Faraday's eyes* Seriously, NOT for young eyes! (MOL!)

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  39. BOL good one CLAWS.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  40. The Llama space tale sounds pretty good to me.


    Loveys Sasha

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  41. They do have crazy sounding titles for sure!
    love
    tweedles

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  42. It's not the titles so much as the images. Cringing and laughing at the same time.

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  43. So many great titles to choose from, I can't decide.

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  44. Well, if nothing else, those covers should generate discussion (not to mention laughs).

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  45. Are those for real? OMC...We're at a loss for words, especially over (cringe) that last one. Eeekkk!

    Thanks for stopping by. The human's not heard anything yet and is starting to fret. LOL.

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  46. OMD! hahahahahaha!!!! You crack me up!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  47. Bwahaha those are seriously bad.

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  48. Kitty Glitter's book cover is definitely our fave. No surprise there! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  49. Some of those just can't be unseen can they!!

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