Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
My mom likes drinking wine is too funny. When our next door neighbor's son was about 7 (25 years ago)they saw their preacher at the grocery store. The preacher casually are you buying groceries today. Matt piped in said" NO my mom is out of her special wine and she has to have a glass every night" Hugs madi your bfff.
I like that christmas card...hope the presents are not filled with treats LOL thanks for such a funny post, even my momma who is not able to dance on a shovel this time, laughed like a monkey :o) easy rider
BOL! BOL! Those are hilarious!!! Love the pole dancing mom. BOL Oh Molly, you always find the funniest things to share with us...and thank dog! Have a great weekend. Oz
You made me burst out laughing. Pole dancing, a giraffe picture for extra credit, and the little note of "you are fat". All of those are awesome and belong on your fridge!
MOL, I prefer whine!! ;) Have a great weekend!! xxx
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BOL! Mom just LOVED this, being an ex-teacher.
ReplyDeleteHave a grrrreat weekend,
Wally & Sammy
Pawfect, making Mum smiley on a Friday....although the wine drinking thingy does that as well!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
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LoL love them :)
ReplyDeleteTee hee I once had a student use the word pot in a sentence during a bingo game and say my father smokes a lot of pot
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it reminds me of a tv show that used to be called 'kids say the darnedest things'
ReplyDeleteThe furst one was the best!
ReplyDeleteWHERE OH WHERE do you dig up all this fun, MIZ MOLLY?
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up. YOU DO! teeehee.....everyone of these is the best.
My mom likes drinking wine is too funny. When our next door neighbor's son was about 7 (25 years ago)they saw their preacher at the grocery store. The preacher casually are you buying groceries today. Matt piped in said" NO my mom is out of her special wine and she has to have a glass every night"
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff.
I like that christmas card...hope the presents are not filled with treats LOL thanks for such a funny post, even my momma who is not able to dance on a shovel this time, laughed like a monkey :o)
ReplyDeleteeasy rider
he he he on the METH love it. these are tooooo funny
ReplyDeleteBOL! BOL! Those are hilarious!!! Love the pole dancing mom. BOL Oh Molly, you always find the funniest things to share with us...and thank dog! Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteOz
I wonder about a couple of them.....
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, yes, check the homework!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it. From the hands of children comes truth!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
That's an artist!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Thanks for the laughs. I've seen the mommy-pole-dancer homework before, the Meth teacher is priceless though!
ReplyDeleteoh, my! i loved the 'my mom likes drinking wine' best, though.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh....yep kids say it all!!
ReplyDeletestella rose
LMAO - hilarious! You've got to love kids - sometimes....
ReplyDeleteLynne x
This is too much! I had to share it and spread the laughter!
ReplyDeleteMOL!
ReplyDeleteLOL - Funniest ones are "I will never get married." and "My mom drinks wine"... oh kids are funny.
ReplyDeleteSHE taught Infants for years (and years), it brings back many memories. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou have made our day perfect now, Molly ☺
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Those are hysterical!
ReplyDeleteYou never fail to bring a smile
ReplyDeleteFrom the mouths of babes!
ReplyDeleteMore laughs for sure. That first one was hilarious!!!
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All of them made my Dad laugh tonight.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday Happy Weekend.
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Hi hi hi! Ojo here! My person is laughing. Why is my person laughing??
ReplyDeleteCrikey ...... way too funny!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are fantastic! ROFL
ReplyDeleteOh, those just made our day!!
ReplyDeleteHave a paw some weekend!!!
You made me burst out laughing. Pole dancing, a giraffe picture for extra credit, and the little note of "you are fat". All of those are awesome and belong on your fridge!
ReplyDeleteI love this sort of humour, pole dancing mum, brilliant!
ReplyDeleteWe have a saying here: Little pitchers have big ears! That's how they came up with that stuff you know! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteOh, we LOVE that giraffe!!!
ReplyDeleteCammie!
Oh, these are soon funny and sweet! Love that giraffe, too!
ReplyDeleteWell, the kid was right. 'B' *is* for Beer!
ReplyDeleteOmd, that is just hilarious!! hahaha!
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