Monday 6 April 2015

Read It & Weep On Moanday Monday!


Last week we took a look a the worst e book covers from the world of self publishing and that got us thinking are there any ones as bad in the world of paper publishing often considered culturally far more elite than their electronic counterparts? You bet your bottom dollar there are and here are just a few......



It all started with our favourite....and went downhill from there.....











Which one is your favourite? Have a marvellous Monday all.

52 comments:

  1. OMD, these are so funny, Molly! Our favorite is Cooking with Pooh. We are still laughing at that one! haha

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  2. I think I may read the making money in spare time!!!

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  3. Oh My!!! Games you can play with your pussy??? MOLMOL Some of these have to be, like, ironic! Don't they? ;) Have a great week! x

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  4. Very funny.

    And huge thanks for the event E-Card you sent us! :-))

    sumskersandearlskers13.blogspot.com

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  5. Oh dear....I am laughing so darn hard my side is really hurting...I can just see you behind your computer, typing all of this, chuckling..the stripping one and the tractor one just kill me...

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  6. AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO COOK WITH POOH!! I EAT MY MEALS ON A POOH PLATE EVERY DAY. MOM SAYS IT IS AN ANTIQUE. FIRST IS WAS MY SIS'S PLATE WHEN SHE WAS A WEE GIRL, THEN MILKY-WAY THE CAT BM (BEFORE ME), NOW ME. AND TO QUOTE POOH,
    TTFN AND HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  7. Oh, it's too early for me to be giggling!!!!! Thx for the smiles this Monday.

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  8. Lady loves "It isn't going to get better when you grow up." She says that all the time.

    Happy Monday.

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  9. Cooking with pooh sounds interesting... butt I'm not sure if my momma lets me use her kitchen.... and I feel with the author of Everything I want to do is illegal... that's life, huh?
    many thanks for sharing this gems of the written word dear Molly :o)
    easy rider

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  10. I'd like to read several of these!

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  11. We are giggling away here! Think I need to get the manly art of knitting for me daddy!

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  12. I have water coming down my face I am laughing so hard my friends. LOVE THESE! XOXO - Bacon

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  13. I looked on the inside of "How to avoid Huge Ships". It hasn't changed since the first edition. It contains only two words and I'll let the secret out. Here come the words of wisdom:

    "Avoid water".

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  14. Guezz Who.. It'z the Telly Tubbie'z Bawahwhahhwhahha Hope'z you all had a super Easter and that youz got load'z of Turkey treat'z xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  15. several of them made me laugh - and shake my head.

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  16. Cooking with POO(h)... OMD we do love us some good Rabbit or Deer Poo... butt we have always had ours... RAW ... Fresh Picked from the Lawn... We gotta get that RECIPE BOOK fur cookering up some good POO.

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  17. Bwahahahahah It's not going to get any better when you grow up bwahahaah where was that book when i was a kid bwahahahaahah :) thanks for the laughs Molly :) loves Fozziemum xxxxx

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  18. these are totally unbelievable.. the only one i like is the book i want. the last one. I LOVE PLAYING WITH FIRE...

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  19. Cooking with Poo...uh, I mean, Pooh?!? BOL! And the Practical Pyromaniac? Really? Those are hilarious Molly!
    Oz

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  20. Those are priceless! I worked in a high school library that had books from the 1950's and some of them were hilarious. I saved quite a few of them. I also feel the need to admit that I sold that 2nd book when working at my local Spencer Gifts as a teenager! ROFL!!

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  21. waa ahaaaa ! Cooking with Pooh!!!

    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  22. Oh Molly, I guess it would have to be "Games you can play with your pussy" or "Cooking with Pooh." Classics right there. LOL

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  23. Omg these are great!!!! hahahahaha!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  24. Hi Molly, So many funny titles, but since I'm a quilter, I have one of Eleanor Burns books, so think it makes perfect sense if you know what she is talking about. Thanks for sharing these and helping us to giggle.
    Wags and kisses,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  25. Yep, like Hunter's mom, our mom is a quilter, too - so that "Still Stripping" book doesn't look unusual to her. We worry about her sometimes!
    Cammie!

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  26. So very many good ones, here today, Molly - Cooking with Pooh - that one really cracked us up. We needed some smiles today - thank you:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  27. Dear Molly,

    My Dog brain does not understand, but my person is laughing!

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  28. Well...we gots a lot of it , so....Cooking with pooh!

    The Mad Scots

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  29. Cooking with Pooh made our mom laff out LOUD! Heeee

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  30. Wow! We'd better get busy reading all those!

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  31. I thought they were all funny but the one about it not getting any better when you grow up kind of sparked a memory!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  32. How do you MISS Huge Ships???

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  33. Did you find one on how to train Moms to give treats on command??


    Loveys Sasha

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  34. BOL...they are all so funny, we can't pick a favorite!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  35. Oh my gosh,,, you have gotten us laughing again!
    love
    tweedles

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  36. There are a bunch of funny ones there but I think Cooking With Pooh is the best! (Or do I mean the worst??)

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  37. Jimmy Fallon has a segment like this sometimes. Love it!

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  38. My favorite is How to Make Money in Your Spare Time. BOL

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  39. We're partial to the making money in your spare time one, too! Ha ha ha! Hope you hadded a wonderful Easter ;-) XOXOXOX

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  40. OMD! Mom is crying with laughter! She says she can relate to the one about being grown up!
    Wally & Sammy
    xxx

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  41. that is great thing you can do it. i really love the way you are working on this blog. Lost and found

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  42. Oh man, you always crack us up with the things you post! LOL!

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  43. The manly art of knitting, of course. No contest!

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  44. These made me laugh out loud. Some people could really use a good editor.

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  45. These made me laugh out loud. Some people could really use a good editor.

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  46. I'm seriously dying here!!!!

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  47. this is one of the outstanding stuff. nice stuff you can see here Lost and found

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  48. Bet you know our favorite: Pussy, of course. But stripping and Pooh are right up there. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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