Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Read It & Weep Part 2 On Wicked Wednesday!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the book shelf.......

Which is your favourite? Have a wonderful Wenesday.


  1. You should grow up to be a clown ;-)) Because this is hilarious!

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  2. We can't even choose a favorite, Molly. You had a laughing from the first book and we haven't stopped yet! You are too funny!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  3. Tee hee love the first one
    Retro rover

  4. YOU are my librarian of choice, MIZ MOLLY! WOW, where do you even find these whoppers???

  5. Skippy and the Stripper Pole for sure...followed by Eating people is wrong especially Gifted children. MOL MOL MOL MOL
    Thanks for the LOL Molly
    Hugs madi your bfff

  6. Does God Ever Speak Through Cats? Everyone knows we ARE gods and goddesses! :-P

    Scouts in Bondage and Goodbye Testicles are our other favourites!

    Nicki and Derry...the cats!

  7. We wonder how gifted children taste? lol

  8. Oh OH OH OH!!!!!! Where can I get MY copies????


  9. OMG OMD OMC these are unbelievable. and also Very Funny... keep them coming i love it

  10. Haha too funny!

  11. MOLLY..... girrrrl you have us ROLLING on the Floor AGAIN.

  12. Christopher Hitchens???? MOL The Staff says she hasn't a clue where to start with this?? I think we have to give her a moment!! ;) xx

  13. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Another great set my friend - snorts! XOXO - Bacon

  14. OMG there is NO WAY we could pick a favorite from that list!!!

  15. Oh how bad that my momma is a vegetarian... and gifted children are like meat, right? ...hmmm then I think she maybe can make career like Strippy LOL thanks for bringing so much fun to my momma who is back from pt-torture...
    easy rider

  16. o.m.g.! i think i'd go with skippy and the stripper pole. :)

  17. Mommy was kinda in shock after seeing the cover of the Zombie Racoons and Killer Bunnies book.

    Mommy will think twice next time she sees a cute bunny hopping around on the lawn. Hope it's not one of those Killer Bunnies.

  18. Where do you come up with this stuff? BOL BOL!

  19. I was all set to get smarter because of the first one, then I found out that it would be wrong in the last one. Make up your mind.

  20. The "gifted children" one is a riot. But the Mother Teresa one?? No! Just no. no. no. no. SMH.

  21. Oh Molly I luffs these, although there are one or two a bit scary for my delicate puppy tastes
    Hilarious, pawfect funs for a midweek giggle!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  22. HA! Wait a minute.... we think some of those really do need to be real! MOL!

  23. Dang, the books keep getting better!

  24. How To Shit In The Woods ~ why I always knew how to do that! They wrote a book about my knowledge! I want some of the royalties.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  25. You got some good ones there! Me and Stanley already know how to shit in the woods and mom says she refuses to so I guess we don;t need that one lol!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  26. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! I see Cat stories, but why no Dog stories??? (And does God ever speak through Cats??? Hah! No way! Just through us pawesome Dogs!!)

  27. Eating gifted children! BAHhhhh
    Lily & Edward

  28. Too many pawsome ones to choose just one favourite! Where on earth do you find these Molly? Keep 'em coming...

  29. Think I've seen enough bad titles! I'm sure there are many more out there though.
    I often get free ebooks through Amazon or through Bethany House Publishers. Thanks for the tip though.
    Paws & relax.
    Noreen & Hunter

  30. Oh gosh ROTFLOL! We can't even tell you which one's our favorite! Love Dolly

  31. OMD, those are just too funny - incredible!!!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  32. Oh boy! Another collection of super funny ones!

  33. OMD and OMC these are so funny my mom is going to bust a rib.,
    Where do you come up with this stuff? Never mind I don't want to know.
    xo Cinnamon's

  34. Anyone know where we can find some Gifted Children?

  35. So many of these were funny and just plain wrong. Mom and Dad both were ROTFLTAO. Mau was a little worried when he saw that Scouts in Bondage one as he is a Cat Scout. Thanks for continuing to make us laugh. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  36. Holy cow, those are KRAZY (crazy good!). What a hoot Molly!

  37. Very funny Molly! I want to read how to shit in the woods definitely! Followed by a nice DVD of gone with the wind?

  38. Hey Molly!
    Wow, these are even funnier than the last bunch! BWAR HAR HAR Only peeps would need a book about pooping in the woods. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  39. Funnies.....but can't say we would like to read any of them....some are kinda scary!

    The Mad Scots

  40. ahaaa abwaahaaaaa Got a laugh from all of these! Thanks Molly
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  41. BOL!!!! Too funny Molly, I love them all!!

  42. More fun for us to look at!

  43. O...M...D! Mom just spluttered coffee all over the keyboard and is now chocking / laugher her butt off.
    Wally & Sammy

  44. Skippy what?? Had I read something like that in my childhood from my Little Golden Books, I think I might have changed my dream profession.

  45. How to poop in the woods!!!! OMG that was hilarious!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  46. Molly you look so cute with those glasses on. Hugs xxxx

  47. Several outstanding titles, all are sure to be good reads!

  48. Zombie Raccoons and Killer Bunnies was actually a story about our place!


  49. Wow. I mean… Wow. I can't possibly choose.

  50. *snicker* Gifted children?

  51. Sorry not to be around for a while - how are you doing?