Friday, 30 March 2012

Dog Blog One's having a laugh!

Molly The Wally goes regal.

Kensington Palace has undergone a £12million transformation.


Kensington Palace has undergone a £12million transformation and is now open to the public and showcases its new souvenir shop. I say old bean, after trotting down the aisles trying to find some suitably regal souvenir to send to Lucky the lesser spotted Dalmatian, I found myself frozen in horror. No Gnorman Anklebitter the celebrated purveyor of bad taste had not been at it again! A silver toast rack boasts a price tag of £1,000, while other items on offer include a £800 silver egg cup holder, a silver butter knife for £250, gold plated salt and pepper shakers for £750 and a napkin ring for £500. Haven’t they heard that we are in a credit crunch, double dip, inflation busting Eton Mess? Do they think that the only visitors are going to be employees of Goldman Sachs?  As Marie Antoinette would say let them eat cake and you can put it in a £1000 toast rack.

8 comments:

  1. Hi! You look pawesome, and you truly have a fun blog! So glad I found you!

    I'm particularly interested in your Squirrel Diaries...those fluffy little things drive me completely nuts :)

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    1. Thank you for your kind comments. Hope you enjoy the book. My mission in life is to chase small furry things.
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. Out of touch...obviously...such is the life of the Rich and Famous...welcome to my blog...SOphie!

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    1. And welcome in return.
      Best wishes Molly

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  3. I am from the Netherlands, I would like to ask Lady Molly do you have these in Royal Dog Bowls, and can I have them with my own coat of Arms........yours Queen Poochie ................

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    1. Hi Netherlands! The Corgi range is indeed available at a princely sum. Please view our stock on our website www.overpricedtattystuff@regalthingies.co.uk Best wishes Molly

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  4. Love ya Molly! How could they get it so wrong??????

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    1. Now I love Her Maj (and I don't mean Madonna) but this really is out of kilter with what people are going through!!!!!

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