Tuesday 17 April 2012

Dog Blog On The Campaign Trail, ‘Brother Ken’.

Molly The Wally does a bit of crying.

Crocodile tears from Ken Livingston out on the campaign Trail.


Ken Livingston the laborious candidate for London mayor started crying as he watched a video of voters pleading with him to win next month’s credit crunch election.’ Crocodile Tears Ken’ was accused by his own party of acting, after it emerged that the broadcast that made him weep, used paid 'supporters’ reading from a script. The over-do of the boo-hoo left me wondering what was so upsetting about this film?  I can now report that when viewing it I too was overcome with emotion as it was tear-jekringly awful. Offers are flooding in as we speak and ‘Brother Ken’ is rumoured to record a rendition of ‘Cwwying Over You’. A spokesperson for Simon Cowbell said he has teamed up with Waterworks Production and expects the record to sink without a trace. We await the release of this lamentable lament with so much anticipation we weep.

4 comments:

  1. Whose cwying now!!!! Nominated for the Oscars is our Ken!!!!

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    1. Did no one tell him 'Big Boys Don't Cry'!
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. A right sob story if you ask me. Our Ken has obviously progressed from newts to crocodile (tears) !ŷ

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    1. Yes King Newt is moving up in the reptilian world!
      Best wishes Molly

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