Monday, 30 April 2012

Fog Blog, I Can See Clearly Now Says Mystic Molly!

Molly The Wally does Mystic Molly.

Taurus April 21st to May 21st.

Your humans’ planets are moving through the cosmos at great speed this month. This will manifest itself in your humans’ desire to get things done somewhat hastily. I suggest that all caffeine products such as coffee and teas should be hidden. Don’t worry about the withdrawal symptoms they should eventually disappear.

This sign is represented by the bull that has a sense of material values and physical possessions. Therefore dogs who own a Taurus human should bear this in mind when destroying property. I suggest that chewing of shoes, remote controls and mobile phones should be resisted as your Taurus human is prone to outbursts and hissy fits. They are faithful and generous friends so stand your ground by the snack box because they will give in. They make accomplished chefs and therefore the ploy of dancing round their feet whilst they are cooking is recommended. Tripping them up may cause some tasty morsels to fall your way for you to eat. Much as they are symbolised by the bull, their stubbornness maybe challenged by sheer dogged determination. A major health threat to your human is physical laziness so get them up at dawn and take them for long walks with plenty ball throwing but make sure they have to retrieve it, for that little extra exercise.

Outdoor activities (so help them out in the garden by doing some digging), stability (so keep to a regular routine), approval (so lots of doe-eyed, loving looks) and luxury items (but make sure they understand the need to share).

Being rushed (so stop for regular breaks when dashing round the park), disloyalty (never show over-affection to other humans) and mess (so make sure you tidy up after you have raided the bin when bored).

Remember your human is for life not just for Christmas.


  1. You were right, Molly! That's my momma exactly! Minus the laziness BOL

    1. Hi Nola thank you for popping over and opps sorry about the laziness bit , glad it does not apply to your mummy.
      Best wishes Molly

  2. This is our momma... and you've talked about hers here like you knows her for real.... Scaryyyy (do do do do twilight zone)

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie & Newby