Saturday 23 June 2012

Bark From The Park, Beware Little People!


Molly The Wally sees little people run amok in Seattle.

Little people run amok in Seattle.


Stop press , for just a minute I thought I fell asleep and woke up in Lilliput land when I heard that Seattle is fending off a menacing mob of little people? A rabble of Leprechauns are responsible for carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city. One man was left injured when these pint-sized thugs set upon him. Could it have been a bun fight over a stolen pot of gold from the end of a rainbow? The police are trying to apprehend as many little green bouncing men as possible but they are hard to capture.  One Seattle cop told my reporter at Molly Media. ‘They are faster than you would think, and when you grasp them they just hop out and leap above your head.’ The vertically challenged diminutive folk are seldom seen outside Ireland and usually only on Saint Patrick’s Day. Leprechauns are solitary creatures and would not leave their pot of gold unattended. Could it be a case of mistaken identity? Should the police be hunting down a known gang who go by the names of Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, Grumpy, Sleepy, and Dopey? Be careful out there, we warned you about little people and keep your eyes peeled for low swinging shillelaghs!

32 comments:

  1. Hi Y'all,

    ROFBOL!

    Thanks for stoppin' to visit me!

    Hope y'all are havin' a wonderful, safe weekend. Stay cool!

    Y'all come back now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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    1. Hi Hawk , thank you too for stopping by and have a good little people free weekend.
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. Say WHAT?! K, I'm dogcotting St. Paddy's Day next year. How dare they! ;)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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    1. Hi Roo , I know naughty little green men. keep your eyes peeled. Have a good weekend!
      Best wishes Molly

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  3. I wonder if these small green people in Seattle have some small green dogs on their side... That would be very interesting to know, could you ask your reporter about that? It could be, that small green dogs protect a beautiful pot full of bones...
    Now I go to the park and take a look under the shamrock if I can find one of them...
    Nice regards
    Arno

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    1. Hi Arno , we asked the question and the little green men said they don't have little green dogs or bones sadly only lots and lots of gold. Nevermind we will track down a pot of bones for you. Have a great weekend.
      Best wishes Molly

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  4. Perhaps you should check in with the Great and Mighty Wizard of Oz. Maybe he could shed some light on the subject!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle

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    1. Hi Lily Belle , good point just heading off down the yellow brick road to see if the Wizard is missing any munchkins?
      Best wishes Molly

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    1. Hi Anita , thank you and have a good weekend.
      Best wishes Molly

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  6. OMD OMD THANK you Molly fur the warning . We will be on the look out fur them. Just another example of PEEPS gone WILD I guess.

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    1. Hi Frankie be on alert for you never know where they may be lurking! Stay safe. Have a good weekend.
      Best wishes Molly

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  7. Hi thanks for a good laugh. You've just brightened up my weekend.

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    1. Sheba , thank you for your kind comment. Have a lovely weekend with lots of laughs!
      Best wishes Molly

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  8. Oh Good, that's a really long ways from us. All is well here in Kansas City!

    Nora

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    1. Hi Nora but you never know they may really be munchkins. Is Kansas safe? Be on a state of high alert! If you see a little green person RUN!
      Best wishes Molly

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  9. Now Molly, have you seen these little green peoples with your own eyes? Maybe somebody is making a joke for you?

    Kisses,
    Stella

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    1. Hi Stella, no little people , no pot of gold! I believe in little people, but they are just not in Seattle. That has to be the stupidest story that everyone is reporting so far this year. I am going to start one about pigs flying through British air-space and causing air traffic problems. Opps we already have that problem so it could be quite believable.
      Best wishes Molly

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  10. Send them to NC it is so hot they will gladly head back underground. MOL
    Hugs Madi

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    1. Hi Madi , is it that hot where you are? Blow us some heat we are desperate with nothing but cloudy skies and rain for the last three months. Hey ho who said it was Summer , opps that was me and I was lying!
      Best wishes Molly

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  11. BOL - good thing I don't live in Seattle!
    Stewey

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    1. Hi Stewey you may not live in Seattle but those pesky little blighters are fast of foot so keep your eyes peeled when you are out and about! Have a great weekend.
      Best wishes Molly

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  12. Thank goodness it will take those green guys a long time to make it our way. Unless they is carrying pots of PORKS, I don't wanna have to chase them outta my jungle!

    Sugar the Who

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    1. Hey Sugar and the untrainables , how goes it with BO2012 training? When you are out and about getting fit for the Blogville Olympics keep an eye out for little green men , ready to pounce and cause mayhem!
      Best wishes Molly

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  13. Thanks for the tip . We'll be watching in case they head south!

    Your friends,

    Murphy and Stanley

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    1. Hi Murphy and Stanley keep those eyes peeled there are out there somewhere , probably on the run as we speak! Have a good Sunday!
      best wishes Molly

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  14. Haha, you are so silly!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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    1. Hi Dip Bridge and Elliot have a happy Sunday!
      Best wishes Molly

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  15. I will keep my eyes open!
    Happy Saturday!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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    1. Hi Lorenza , have a happy Sunday also!
      Best wishes Molly

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  16. MOWZERS! Little Green Men - did they escape from Roswell???

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  17. Hi Guys , Roswell BOL funny. We like.
    Best wishes Molly

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