Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Bark From The Park, The Coronation Chicken Challenge!


Molly The Wally with the police!

The Coronation Chicken can be quite a challenge!


I could smell it long before I could see it and to be honest putting it on a picnic blanket in the middle of the park was a temptation I could not resist. Thus the challenge was to creep up and pounce on the chicken and eat it as quickly as possible without getting caught. Now for those of you unawares I have several ASBO’s (anti-social-barking-orders) under my belt already and a rather long rap sheet! Therefore ‘The Coronation Chicken Challenge’ needed to be executed with maximum efficiency and with minimum detection. Unfortunately in mid devour, I had my collar felt and before you could say ‘Chicken Lickin Good’ I was apprehended by the long arm of the law. Her Majesty’s Constabulary kept me on a short leash while they tried to find my human. Eventually I was released after a verbal warning and when my human had purchased some replacement nibbles and an expensive bottle of wine in lieu of an apology. With my reputation in tatters and my human considerably poorer we headed home. I am currently penning this from the dog-house with only my remorse for company!

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  2. Oh come on, you got some of the chicken didn't ya?! Just look sorry for a bit and you'll be fine mate! Deccy x

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    1. Hi Deccy , good advice , I'll do the sorrowful eye routine for a bit. The chicken was lovely.
      Best wishes Molly

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  3. Goodness... Caught in the act! Sure am glad they didn't haul your butt off to the pokey for the night. You are one lucky dog to have only received a warning and a slap on the paw.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle

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    1. Hi Lily Belle , I know it would have been awful spending the Jubilee in the pokey!
      Best wishes Molly

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  4. I bet the chicken was lovely! Great post!

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    1. Hi Finn , it was great and well worth the bother.
      Best wishes Molly

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  5. YOU are so funny. WITTY WRITER YOU ARE, HUMAN BEING BEHIND THE DOG!!!

    Oh dear, you have got me in stitches here. MOLLY DEAREST, you must CONTROL YOURSELF! The constables are looking out for YOU, with the BIG EYES!!!!!!!

    Love this post. You have grown on me as George the Lad and Tess.

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    1. Hi Anita , thank you so much for kind words. I have a reputation to maintain ASBO Molly!
      Best wishes Molly

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  6. Oh Molly that's really funny....you are at least behaving yourself in the photo. I have a different approach to the law, when my uncle (mum & dad's son) is at work and I see him, I jump up into his arms for a hug - looks really funny apparently....yes I really do! (he's a PCSO like the chap on the left in your photo!).

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    1. Hi William , I bet that is funny particularly if he's trying to look serious.
      Best wishes Molly

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  7. Oh you must have loved that taste of chicken! Those constables don't look too upset though. lol!

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    1. Hi Bassetmomma , the chicken was great and the law , well , they are well aware of my antics and this time appreciated that it was one temptation too far!
      Best wishes Molly

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  8. Oh goodness! We just noticed our silly "g" comment earlier. Eeep.
    Well, at least you did manage SOME chicken before you were apprehended. Be glad you're at your home's dog house and not the pound! :)

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    1. Hi Furries , the thought of the pound or the clink will have me behaving for a while at least.
      Best wishes Molly

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  9. Chicken is the best according to my two. I hope you didn't get into too much trouble.

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    1. Hi Guys , no worries all got sorted out but I am now in Saintly Molly Mode , till next time.
      Best wishes Molly

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  10. I likes chicken...and squirrel...and chip monks...okays I likes it all and I it be ashame you gotted busted cuz we could has had a fine BAR-B-Q.

    Puddles

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    1. Hi Puddles , you hit the right note there , we could have had a swell Barbie!
      Best wishes Molly

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  11. OH NO.... BUSTED. Wow... I'm thinkin that ASBO would make a GRRRREAT Event fur Blogville's Olympics!!

    PeeS... this was just hysterical!!! Love your sense of humor!!! EXCELLENT

    PeeS... I watched the Queen's Concert on TV last night.. WOW was that ever WONDERFUL.

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    1. Hi Frankie and Ernie looking forward to the Blogsville's Olympics! I am glad you enjoyed the concert for Maj just pity Phil wasn't there too.
      Best wishes Molly

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  12. Tee hee Molly, unguarded picnics are such fun aren't they. Gail has quite often had to call upon her long under-utilised sprinting talents, since I came on the scene...
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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    1. Hi Bouncing Bertie , I can well imagine , at least your human comes to sort it out, mine can usually be found walking in the opposite direction at great speed!
      Best wishes Molly

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  13. The trick is to look lovable and cute and they just give you the chicken. Mum says if there was asbos for dogs, we would scoop the lot!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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    1. Hi Dip Dip and the Bridge , you guys and me , well we will take the park by storm , it's the picnic season! Temptation everywhere!
      Best wishes Molly

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  14. Your so naughty Molly! Those cops don't look too sad to have to hold onto you for a while!

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    1. Hi KSO , the police are always thoughtful as too realise this is the picnic season!
      Best wishes Molly

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  15. Ooops!
    I hope the chicken worth it!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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    1. Hi Lorenza , always!
      Best wishes Molly

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  16. Gosh - did you really eat all the chicken,, and now are you behind bars?
    love
    tweedles

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    1. Hi Tweedles , it's the picnic season , so you gotta get what you can get!
      Best wishes Molly

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  17. 4 paws up Molly, you have more nerve than me. Did Mom buy two bottles of wine one to calm her nerves:)
    Have a good week
    See Yea George xxx

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    1. Hi George , the human was not a happy bunny but hey ho it goes with the territory!
      Best wishes Molly

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