Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
I’m going to drive you round
the Olympic Stadium as if it was the ‘Opening Ceremony Day’!
The Olympic Stadium is to be transformed into a green
and pleasant land complete with meadows and farmyard animals for the games'
opening ceremony, it has been revealed. However, photos of the green and pleasant
set released show that at first glance it looks more like Teletubbyland than
the traditional rolling hills of England. It reminds me of the Flea Circus in
Michael Benetine's Potty Time, TV programme. So let me give you a guided tour.
Ding ding off we go!
1 The Lake, this will have ducks in it which organisers say
will be free to fly away if they choose!
Ding ding, next stop!
2 The Maypoles, each representing England, Northern
Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
Ding Ding speeding along the restricted roads only we can
3 The Pits, Posh Nosh and Posh Pit for posh dosh ticket
holders & The Fake Tree, representing Holy Thorn Tree.
Ding ding, hold tight!
4 Clouds, rain clouds that is.
Ding ding, please stay in your seats!
5 Cricket and a match will be played.
Ding ding, no standing on the upper deck!
6 Animals, there will be a 100 real animals.
Ding ding, please move down the bus!
7 Ploughing, to represent farming.
Ding ding and ladies and gentlemen we are coming to the end
of our tour!
8 Silver Ring, the
Ding ding! Thank you for joining us on the Molly Media Tour
Bus and we hoped you enjoyed the tour. Please note I have a full license to
drive de bus!