Hog Blog, Duvet Dilemma!

Molly The Wallys' duvet dilemma.

Do you have bedroom battles sparked by a duvet? Hogging the covers is the top cause of arguments in the bedroom. Researchers found that snoring was the second most common cause of bedtime arguments, with one in ten couples falling out over it at least twice a week. My top tip to stopping your human snoring is to jump on your human with squeaky toy in mouth and squeak away until the snoring stops. They may not appreciate being woken up but at least you can go back to sleep. I not only concur with both of the above but in addition I also have serious space management issues. I often have to resort to the butt budge or the paw push, to reclaim much needed territory. Other problems include bedside lights that are on when I want to sleep, ditto TV and the worse the dreaded laptop. Lastly most inconsiderate of all is the phone be it landline or mobile. To combat such thoughtlessness I suggest crawling under the duvet commando style until your human finally goes to sleep. When the cost is clear, climb out making sure you walk on top of your human as payback. Why can’t my human go and find a bedroom of their own and let sleeping dogs lie? And remember one good turn, get’s the duvet!