Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Do you have bedroom battles sparked by a duvet? Hogging the covers
is the top cause of arguments in the bedroom. Researchers found that snoring
was the second most common cause of bedtime arguments, with one in ten couples
falling out over it at least twice a week. My top tip to stopping your human
snoring is to jump on your human with squeaky toy in mouth and squeak away
until the snoring stops. They may not appreciate being woken up but at least
you can go back to sleep. I not only concur with both of the above but in
addition I also have serious space management issues. I often have to resort to
the butt budge or the paw push, to reclaim much needed territory. Other
problems include bedside lights that are on when I want to sleep, ditto TV and
the worse the dreaded laptop. Lastly most inconsiderate of all is the phone be
it landline or mobile. To combat such thoughtlessness I suggest crawling under
the duvet commando style until your human finally goes to sleep. When the cost
is clear, climb out making sure you walk on top of your human as payback. Why
can’t my human go and find a bedroom of their own and let sleeping dogs lie?
And remember one good turn, get’s the duvet!