Hog Blog, is red the new brown?

Brown sauce or Ketchup? Depends where you live!

It's a question that divides families and friends, men from women and North from South: Do you prefer brown sauce, red sauce, or no sauce at all? Well, it seems that we like tomato ketchup the best with the exception of bacon butties where brown wins. My sauces at Molly Media have heard that Parliament are joining the great British sauce debate, as it’s far a weightier topic than the Euro-Zone crisis.  Call me ‘Dave’ Cameron stated that he preferred the coalition approach with a bit of both types on his plate when he’s slumming it and having a fish and chip supper. There was an uproar in the house as politicians accused him of sitting on the fence. Campaigners Mr. Lea & Perrins and Mr. Tabasco boycotted the debate and called for an inquiry as to why minority sauces were being excluded. Mr. Mustard joined in and eventually it was agreed that a new Condiment Committee would look into these serious allegations and no expense would be spared. Oh dear more expense , soon we won’t even be able to afford any , oh what a pickle! Opps that maybe another debate gherkin or onion?