Molly The Wally says, Vampire Hunters Beware!
Britain is being sued by the European Commission in a long-running legal pong over an unpaid garlic bill for £15 million. The EU launched court action last week after an ultimatum to Britain to settle the back taxes expired. The row blew up after the UK mistakenly classified fresh garlic imported from China as frozen, which has a lower tax rate. Mr. Eric Van Helsing told my reporter at Molly Media that his livelihood was being put in jeopardy and he didn’t like the whiff of vindictiveness coming out of Brussels. It just leaves a bad taste in the mouth he was heard saying. Count Duckula was reported saying that he thought it was a big stink over nothing and he was all for garlic being banned altogether! Meanwhile, riddle, when is garlic like an apple? When it’s imported from China by Irishman Paul Begley! The 1.6 Million Euro scam landed 42-year old Paul, the head of one of Ireland’s largest fruit and vegetable producers, behind bars for 6-years. So that will be just call me ‘Dave’ and his mates banged to rights for at least 6 long years in a prison somewhere in Brussels. We better set up an Inquiry forthwith! ‘The Garlic Grilling’ will be chaired by none other than top legal beagle Judge Frankenfurter.