Friday 13 July 2012

Bog Blog , For the discerning derriere!


Bog Blog from Molly The Wally.


Feeling Flush why not try a gold plated toilet?


Feeling flush? Why not splash out on a £12m yacht complete with gold-plated toilets? Designers customised the ‘Majesty 13’ super yacht at the request of a wealthy client. Made from regular porcelain, the toilets are then coated in three layers of 21 carat gold at a cost of around £10,000. Maybe it flushes with Evian water and the toilet paper is printed by ‘The Bank of England’! I bet they will be using the bidet to wash their feet in?




However this is cheap in comparison to last years’ revelation. A £129,000 lavatory was unveiled at The World Toilet Expo. Yep there is one and it took place in Haikou, China. This is where crap-centric companies convened together to look at all things loo loo. Money down the toilet if you ask me! 


You can spend a penny or two at Hang Fung Gold Technology's showroom in Hong Kong where the tacky toilets are valued at $29Million. Visitors apparently have to wear plastic covers over their shoes, in order to avoid scratching the 900-gram gold bars embedded in the floor. Do patrons relieving themselves in this luxurious lavatory, get to wipe their butts with sheets of gold leaf? This is what happens when you have money, but no taste, no class and a brain the size of the Higgs Boson! Thinking aloud, is that what Gordon Brown did with our long gone gold reserves??? 


Now it is not easy balancing on the toilet seat but if think you can do better you should enter the Gymnastics events in the Blogville Olympics 2012 hosted by MadiLucky I didn’I fall in or I’d be entering the Swimming event hosted by Sargefollowed by the Bathtub Wrestling hosted by Uji and Izzy.



19 comments:

  1. Do the people who use these gold coated loos crap gold coated poo?

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  2. Have a great weekend. I wonder what gold kitty litter would cost?

    Hugs, Max

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  3. I would have thought a gold loo seat was a little chilly on the nether regions. Perhaps the seats are covered with mink...... x

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  4. Oh, nice place, dear Molly !!!

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  5. Oh, my. I'm sure the basic shape of the toilet is the same as a standard one, but they really don't look all that comfy...

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  6. Good golly MIZ MOLLY you do find the most interesting and ludicrous stories! THANK YOU FOR keeping our crapometers sharp so we can detect the crap that is flung at us consumers!!! teeeheee..you are so darn cute.

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  7. Oh that's just Crap!!! Bol
    Have a great weekend Molly
    Big hugs

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  8. It's an odd world we live in......

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  9. Okay, I soooo needs one of those cuz I would would loves to tacky up my house and besides...nuttin' less would do furs my most purty butt...hehehehe.

    Seriosly, who da heck would want a gold crap seat?

    Puddles

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  10. Seriously??? I love bling, but that is blinding!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  11. Wow... even here in the South, with all my redneck kin, we could NEVER reach that level of tacky.

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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  12. BOL! We totally agree with you!

    Licks,
    Ruthie

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  13. Molly this entire post was funny... butt (Pun intended) that ending paragraph... is HYSTERICAL. I LOVED IT!!!

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  14. I can't let Finn see this. She'll be wanting one stat. :)

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  15. LOL! haven't laughed this hard all week !'

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  16. I can'nt believe any one would have a gold crapstein in the house, does it come with its own securtiy guards, all seeing cameras just in case you come out off the loo wearing the tiolet seat around the gold loo chain.........

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  17. Why do idiots have all the money?
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  18. BOL! We think rich peeps just need something crazy to spend money on to impress their other peep friends.
    Your furbuddies,
    Joules & Prescott

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