Monday, 23 July 2012

Flog It Blog It, What happened to Norman, Scintillating Update!

Molly The Wally & Norman The Gnome.

Scintillating update on Norman the gnome.

Scintillating update from Saturdays post. Poor Norman only costs £5 but his owner refused to pay the 1,000p random and thus the fate of our little gnome was sealed. The folk of Greenmeadow near Swindon, Wiltshire are bereft at the loss of their beloved Norman. So far there has been no happy reunion. 

We have got Gnome-Land Security looking into this very distressing situation. Poor Norman, if he is still alive must be feeling very Gnome-sick. The ransom note has been sent to forensics. Our sources at Molly Media tracked down ‘Snoop Dawg’ at ‘CSI Suburbia’ and have found out that the note failed to reveal any paw prints. Top profiler ‘Cwacker’ told our intrepid reporter that the blue writing paper indicated that the Gnomenappers were a sophisticated bunch and probably belonged to the ‘Gnome Resistance Army’ a highly known dangerous subversive group.

Time is running out for Norman. What will happen to the little guy and his lantern? Sadly we will probably will never gnome who done it?

Breaking News...............have you seen Norman?

Last gnome whereabouts!

And lastly reports are coming in that this could be a sophisticated insurance scam as Norman has been seen........

heading off to a destination....ungnome. Keep your eyes peeled. Where will he turn up next?


  1. That's sooo funny Mollie :) Poor Norman ha ha !!
    Perhaps he's takin the plane to GNOMEMAN'S LAND!! BOL ....
    Big Hugs
    Mollie xx

  2. Haha! I wonder where Norman will pop up next??

  3. You would have thought, given the option, he be avoiding London like the plague! Deccy x

  4. Amelie Poulain kidnaped him, you should look into it.

  5. I would suggest you ask Amelie Poulain

  6. Poor Norman. I sure hope he is getting enough to eat while he is traveling around!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  7. So very clever! Who gnomes where we'll see him next?!

  8. I think, I mean, I THINK I saw this fellow on my neighbor's YARD!!!!! But what in the world would he be doing here, in the USA? I WILL KEEP MY EYES PEELED MY FRIEND!!!! Molly, you SLUTHE! We can always depend on you for the BEST Monday morning news!! I love your photo on the left here, the WEBMASTER! Anita

  9. Molly you are a wally! Ha,Ha,Ha! Hmmmmm ... I wonder where Norman will go on his adventures next??? Will let you know if he comes to my neck of the woods, Mum had me on backdoor duty today, I'm watching for any c-a-t's while she is doing the garden! She is sad coz all of her flowers have got water-logged in the rains we had and the grass she says is a "b*tch to mow" her words not mine! So I'm helping out! Are you enjoyng the sun Molly? Love from Frank xxxxxxxx

  10. Molly
    Good thing Norman is small he would be able to get in and out of the crowds in London w/o any trouble.
    I cannot tell you how much Mom loves Norman. She is a big fan of 'The Amazing Race' sponsored by Travelocity and the Traveling Gnome.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  11. Oh Norman! Can't wait to see where/if he turns up again!

  12. I don't know for sure. But maybe Norman is over my way. There is a house here that has about 87 hundred Gnomes. Maybe he is coming here for a family reunion.

  13. I think it's a VERY good sign Molly that you are receiving pictures of Norman. That leads us to believe he's still alive and doing OK considering.... At least you have not received any of his body parts in the mail as of yet. We're still holding out hope that Norman will be returned to his home in one piece soon. Thanks for keeping us most informed.

    Lily Belle

  14. mom has a couple of those odd little fellows in her yard guarding an old wheel (???) anyway my theory is that for whatever reason he could be coming to visit so he can feel the 105 degrees we are predicted to have today??? Or maybe he just got blew over in the wind and is laying under her plants in the garden...did anyone check? stella

  15. hehe. Destination ungnome. hehe


  16. That funny Molly, however it looks like the reporter fell asleep on the job!

    Susie & Bites

  17. He certainly is getting around....great post!

  18. Poor Norman! We will keep out eyes peeld here for you!

  19. No randsom paid! That's quite near me ... I heard a rustling in the garden last night. I'll keep my nose to the ground...

  20. Yes, we were wondering if we will see him on the next showing of The Amazing Race!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  21. OMD POOOOOOOOOR NORMAN.... I wonder if he will be

  22. hahahah, Gnome-land security, that's funny.

  23. Cute little guy, hope he's returned!:D

  24. hahaha, that rotten gnome! I love it. Have you seen 'Aimilee', the french film? Perhaps that movie inspired this post? google it? It's a great love story and very unique in it's presentation.

  25. Molly,
    I think I saw Nowman hewe in Boo da Pest, gosh, I hope he tuwns up and it will all have been a gwand adventoowe and not the dastawdly deed of gnomenappews.
    I'm keeping my eyes peeled fow him
    smoochie kisses

  26. We say they are well rid of him - he could never mind his gnome business, he he.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  27. Yes Molly, i am
    Come visit us!!!!!!
    We moved hewe in Janooawy..doo to my pawents being old and bwoke(mommi was bowned hewe a thousand yeaws ago)
    We'd love to see you sometime
    Smoochie kisses

  28. We'll keep a lookout for Norman...we wonder if he's on a flight to Asia?

  29. Did his people have gnome insurance, woof?

  30. Que coisa mais linda.
    Amei sua foto. PARABÉNS!
    Também gostamos muuuitoooo das Olimpíadas, e começa esta semana.
    Vamos torcer juntas amigas, voces daí e nós daqui.
    Força ao ESPORTE... Porque é saúde.
    Ótima semana e fiquem com o Papai do Céu.
    Minha prima Ricca agradece os parabéns de voces a ela, e manda aus e beijos a voces.

    Aus 1000 e Beijos 1000 com muito amor e carinho das amigas do Brasil...


  31. Hi Y'all,

    Thanks so much for stoppin' by for a visit. I'm so glad y'all could make it!

    I haven't seen Norman here in the low country. I'll keep my eyes pealed.

    Y'all come back now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  32. i'll keep a watch on the american west coast- it has been known to harbor gnome thieves! woofs!

  33. Norman sure is getting around - wow!

  34. Que bonito blog, intentaré pasarme por aqui de vez en cuando. A mí me encantan las olimpiadas.

  35. We will be looking for it when we watch the Olympics on TV!!

    Your friends,

    Murphy & Stanley

  36. We bet is just staging his disappearance so he can leave town undisturbed and set up a dive shop in some ungnown exotic locale! Norman must have an accomplice who will pick up the ransom for him who he may or may not give their share of the loot.

  37. We will be on the look out for Norman over here in Malaysia ^^
    Thanks for dropping by and visiting me when I was still napping..hahaha

    Love ya,
    Jon Terry

  38. Gnome-sick, ungnome ...bahwahahahahaha! Molly you make me laugh every time!

    Your pal, Pip

    P.S.: Don't tell anyone, but gnomes kind of scare me!

  39. Is there a gnome convention anywhere?? This is very distressing. I do hope he is not in danger. Please follow up ASAP.

    Loveys Sasha

  40. Hey Molly, thanks for make me laugh, can't wait to hear more about Norman... LOL

  41. How sad :O( But we are DIEHARD (Harder than Bruce Willis) optimists. So we are hoping Norman will somehow be rescued!

    We rather like that blue paper used for the ransom note though,
    Wags, Gin, Bud n Shadow

  42. I hope he can return with out incidence, poor Norman, there is gnome place like gnome.