Monday, 23 July 2012
Flog It Blog It, What happened to Norman, Scintillating Update!
We have got Gnome-Land Security looking into this very distressing situation. Poor Norman, if he is still alive must be feeling very Gnome-sick. The ransom note has been sent to forensics. Our sources at Molly Media tracked down ‘Snoop Dawg’ at ‘CSI Suburbia’ and have found out that the note failed to reveal any paw prints. Top profiler ‘Cwacker’ told our intrepid reporter that the blue writing paper indicated that the Gnomenappers were a sophisticated bunch and probably belonged to the ‘Gnome Resistance Army’ a highly known dangerous subversive group.
Time is running out for Norman. What will happen to the little guy and his lantern? Sadly we will probably will never gnome who done it?
Breaking News...............have you seen Norman?
Last gnome whereabouts!
And lastly reports are coming in that this could be a sophisticated insurance scam as Norman has been seen........
heading off to a destination....ungnome. Keep your eyes peeled. Where will he turn up next?