Norman The Gnome Maybe Alive!
Reports are coming in to our intrepid reporters at Molly
Media that Norman maybe still alive. There have been numerous sightings of
Norman! We now go over to our sleuths from around the world.........
Firstly over to Moscow........Vladimir’s
proof that Normans’ living the high life on caviar and vodka!
Jumping down under, and Bruce says Norman has been taking
in a bit of Australian culture as well as putting another kangaroo steak on the
Barbie!
Jayden says the scam must have paid off as Norman’s not
poor in Singapore!
We have François reporting in that Norman has developed a
taste for snails and fine champagne over in Paris!
Miguel over in Brazil informs us that the supposed
pictures of Norman showing remorse and humility are just a sham as he has been
at the Cachaca and Frango ao molho pardo, every day since he got there!
Over in Spain Manuel says Norman has been in Barcelona
living up the high life and stuffing his little fat face with Tapas, washed
down with lashings of Sangria!
Meanwhile Yuuka over in Japan swears Norman has been seen
down the old sushi bars, tucking away at sushi washed down with a great deal of
Saki!
Bobby Ewing has reported that the little man has ditched
his lantern and is squatting over at Southfork, demanding burgers and beer all
day long!
But over in Canada, Lance says the bears are starving as
the little gnome has been pinching all the salmon and he is fast becoming a
national menace!
Sanne reports from the Netherlands that little Norman has
taken to hanging off windmills when a little drunk from too much Jenever!
And lastly Randy from New York has reported that the
little pip-squeak has been spotted jay walking all over Times Square with a bud
in one hand and a big fat bagel in the other.
Interpol has now issued an alert to all nations to keep
those eyes peeled for any sign of Norman. Beware he will eat you out of house
and home. Remember it was he who stole ‘The Duck’ leaving me and Pippinpumpkin
to take the blame. We are onto you Norman! If you have any information or gnome
where he is currently located, please call
Gnome-Land Security. Doglets be afraid, be very afraid, Norman wants
your food. If you’ve seen Norman drop us a comment with the country, state and
town and we will send our roving reporters to check it out.
Haaa haaaa haaaa... I'ms still laffin :) If he turns up here, will be sure to let yoo's nose Molly :)
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Mollie xxxx
Mum says she can only aspire to a lifestyle like Normans - lucky &%$£@**&!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
He sure is well travelled!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the warning, I will be sure to bark a lot of I see Norman! Hailey Bug
ReplyDeleteWow he sure is getting all over the place! I better start watching my foodables better!
ReplyDeleteLovies< Miss Mindy
Oh Molly, I am so glad you published this piece....just YESTERDAY, I was in Excelsior, Minnesota on Lake Minnetonka and I SAW HIM! I SAW NORMAN in a little garden shop, looking every so innocent. Glassy-eyed, quiet and with a cold stare, there he was, at the entrance of this shop! HURRY ON OVER....contact your press office here in The Twin Cities for NORMAN IS out and about stealing peoples' lefske!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe sure gets around! Has he discovered teleportation?
ReplyDeleteI expect Norman's passport is full and he is laying low until his new one arrives.
ReplyDeleteMolly you are so funny
Hugs madi your BFFF
Oh Molly, what a GREAT post! We are laughing our heads off!!! And that Norman is very naughty but I do like his style - eating and travelling, what a great life!!!
ReplyDeleteWoof
Groucho
PS I eat kangaroo every day so he better not try to steal my 'roo
I'm keeping my eyes open!
ReplyDeleteHey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, that Norman is definitely a travelin' man! BOL If he likes snails in France, then he can come here and eat all the slugs in my flower beds. That'll keep him busy...and slimy!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Athlete
Wow... Norman gets around more than Flat Max. Loved all the pictures of him, but I like the picture of you working on your writing the best. I'll be watching for you competing in the Olympics. Have fun.
ReplyDeletehugs, Max
I'm thinkin that Norman FAKED his Gnomenapping and that he actually is just out havin himself a MAJOR World Wide ADVENTURE.
ReplyDeleteHe will be a hard guy to keep up with! Love your pic!
ReplyDeleteHe sure does get around. I love that top picture - priceless!
ReplyDeleteThat Norman is quite the world traveler. We will keep our eyes open for him - we don't want him depleting our supply of rabbits:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
That is the most traveled Gnome!! Thanks for keeping us updated! You are a great investigative reporter. Will you be getting your own TV show?
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Murphy & Stanley
Gostei de ver o "CRISTO REDENTOR" no Rio de Janeiro aqui em seu blog.
ReplyDeleteÉ linnnndoooo... Voce conhece ao vivo?
Um dia precisa vir ao Brasil conhecer as maravilhas, tem também as "CATARATAS DO IGUAÇÚ", mamis esteve lá mês passado e AMOU!!! Depois colocamos fotos.
Se quiser vir conhecer o Brasil, será muuuitooo bem vinda.
Ótima quinta e fiquem com o Papai do Céu.
Aus 1000 e Beijos 1000 com carinho do Brasil..
KIPPY & LILLY
Wow Norman, eres un auténtico viajero, vas a recorer el mundo en 80 dias... no 80 minutos.
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GNOME-land security?!? Mommy's seriously cracking up over here....
ReplyDeleteUr pictures are great! I think since he was spotted in Minnesota that he is on his way down to Ioway to visit his two cousins that are lounging around in our back yard. He will be in for a big big surprize if he tries to open our refrigerator cos nine times out of ten mom has forgot to go to the grocery store! Stella Rose
ReplyDeleteha ha. love the southfork ranch. been there several times. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat exciting travels. We'll lock our freezer, just in case...
ReplyDeleteI wish I got around as much as Norman does!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
BOL, looks like you were thinking and working to hard
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Hi Y'all,
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for stoppin' by for a visit. I'm so glad y'all could make it!
Looks like your Gnome is staying "one step ahead"!
Y'all come back now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
We're keeping our eyes and ears peeled for Norman. We don't want him anywhere near our food!
ReplyDeleteHi Molly, I think Norman has the 7-miles boots or has he highjacked the last Concord? Hope the snail in France wasn't one from my backyard - or Norman will take an unscheduled stop in a men's room....
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