Thursday, 26 July 2012
Flog It Blog It, What happened to Norman? Exhilarating Update of the Scintillating Update!
Reports are coming in to our intrepid reporters at Molly Media that Norman maybe still alive. There have been numerous sightings of Norman! We now go over to our sleuths from around the world.........
Firstly over to Moscow........Vladimir’s proof that Normans’ living the high life on caviar and vodka!
Jumping down under, and Bruce says Norman has been taking in a bit of Australian culture as well as putting another kangaroo steak on the Barbie!
Jayden says the scam must have paid off as Norman’s not poor in Singapore!
We have François reporting in that Norman has developed a taste for snails and fine champagne over in Paris!
Miguel over in Brazil informs us that the supposed pictures of Norman showing remorse and humility are just a sham as he has been at the Cachaca and Frango ao molho pardo, every day since he got there!
Over in Spain Manuel says Norman has been in Barcelona living up the high life and stuffing his little fat face with Tapas, washed down with lashings of Sangria!
Meanwhile Yuuka over in Japan swears Norman has been seen down the old sushi bars, tucking away at sushi washed down with a great deal of Saki!
Bobby Ewing has reported that the little man has ditched his lantern and is squatting over at Southfork, demanding burgers and beer all day long!
But over in Canada, Lance says the bears are starving as the little gnome has been pinching all the salmon and he is fast becoming a national menace!
Sanne reports from the Netherlands that little Norman has taken to hanging off windmills when a little drunk from too much Jenever!
And lastly Randy from New York has reported that the little pip-squeak has been spotted jay walking all over Times Square with a bud in one hand and a big fat bagel in the other.
Interpol has now issued an alert to all nations to keep those eyes peeled for any sign of Norman. Beware he will eat you out of house and home. Remember it was he who stole ‘The Duck’ leaving me and Pippinpumpkin to take the blame. We are onto you Norman! If you have any information or gnome where he is currently located, please call Gnome-Land Security. Doglets be afraid, be very afraid, Norman wants your food. If you’ve seen Norman drop us a comment with the country, state and town and we will send our roving reporters to check it out.