Flog It Blog It, Norman The Gnome Is Back!

Norman the gnome is back. be afraid be very afraid!

A series of strange events have been reported in around Swindon recently. Since ‘Norman The Gnome’ was gnomenapped back in July there have been many reported sightings of him from around the world. However back at home, Gnome-Land Security has been called in to help investigate the grisly remains that awaited one resident when she returned from a shopping trip. Had her husband been rather overzealous with the lawn mower? Had Fido made a meal out the neighbours’ garden ornaments or was there something sinister going on? 

Our intrepid reporters at Molly Media learnt that ‘Eagle Eyed Beagle’ of Gnome-Land Security had obtained CCTV footage of the front garden. There he discovered the shocking truth, so chilling it will make your many hairs stand on end. It was less of a bad case of bye-bye birdie more apocalypse in the petunia bed. That is some dead-i-cated feasting!

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Criminal profiling expert ‘Bone Idle’ told us that he immediately recognised one of the assailants as none other than ‘Norman The Gnome’. Good grief where did they dig him up from? He must have resurrected himself from some dead-end street! With that ‘Gnomes Busters’ were called in but there was no sign of the flesh eating zombie gnomes anywhere. Be afraid, be very afraid Norman maybe somewhere near you. Don’t forget Halloween will be here soon. Will Nasher Norman be visiting you?

The baby zombie asks her mother “Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?” The mother says “Yes you do honey! Now eat them before they get cold!”

If you missed the exploits of Norman The Gnome click on the links below.

Part 1!

Part 2!

Part 3!

Part 4!

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