Friday, 28 September 2012

Flog It Blog It, Norman The Gnome Is Back!


Molly The Wally & Norman The Gnome!

Norman the gnome is back. be afraid be very afraid!


A series of strange events have been reported in around Swindon recently. Since ‘Norman The Gnome’ was gnomenapped back in July there have been many reported sightings of him from around the world. However back at home, Gnome-Land Security has been called in to help investigate the grisly remains that awaited one resident when she returned from a shopping trip. Had her husband been rather overzealous with the lawn mower? Had Fido made a meal out the neighbours’ garden ornaments or was there something sinister going on? 


Our intrepid reporters at Molly Media learnt that ‘Eagle Eyed Beagle’ of Gnome-Land Security had obtained CCTV footage of the front garden. There he discovered the shocking truth, so chilling it will make your many hairs stand on end. It was less of a bad case of bye-bye birdie more apocalypse in the petunia bed. That is some dead-i-cated feasting!

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Criminal profiling expert ‘Bone Idle’ told us that he immediately recognised one of the assailants as none other than ‘Norman The Gnome’. Good grief where did they dig him up from? He must have resurrected himself from some dead-end street! With that ‘Gnomes Busters’ were called in but there was no sign of the flesh eating zombie gnomes anywhere. Be afraid, be very afraid Norman maybe somewhere near you. Don’t forget Halloween will be here soon. Will Nasher Norman be visiting you?



The baby zombie asks her mother “Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?” The mother says “Yes you do honey! Now eat them before they get cold!”

If you missed the exploits of Norman The Gnome click on the links below.


For more zombies in your garden go to the Mon-store! Click Here To See More At Chris and Janes' Place.

44 comments:

  1. Zombie Gnomes!!! Run Away!!!

    We're not going to be able to sleep tonight.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  2. Eeeeeww...Mommy! QUICK! LOCK ALL THE DOORS! Nasher Norman is on the loose!

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  3. Hope the Zombie Gnomes don't get you.

    Have a great day. Hailey and Zaphod

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  4. 'Eat them before the get cold' INDEED!!
    That knome of yours is freaking us out, Molly.

    And you know what? Ever since we read that name blog of yours, we can't stop thinking of Justin Timberlake as Justin Case n Ann Hathaway as Anna Prentice!

    What is one supposed to do?

    Scratching our heads,
    Ginger,Buddy n Shadow

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  5. BOL...Nasher Norman on the lose again..Will we ever be safe ?? Have a great day Molly..Hope your working hard like me!lol xx00xx

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  6. Me and mummy were looking at these the other week!! They are so cool!!

    Milo :)

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  7. I just treated myself to reading ALL of your tabs MIZ MOLLY! AND my favorite one was the "ABOUT ME" page....you are QUITE TALENTED, to say the least! And you are cute to boot and I HOPE WITH ALL MY HEART that your dreams come true because BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST WONDERFUL!!!

    You dig up THE BEST DIRT this side and that side of the pond! teeeheee

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  8. Eeek! Those are some scary (and very gruesome) looking gnomes!

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  9. OMD! That was gruesome! Zombie Gnomes Ackkkkkk! They're bad enough when they're normal! :O

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

    PeeS: Luv your glasses! :)

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  10. OOoooooh, this is SCARY, Molly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Is there no rest for us. That Norman, and his friends, just scare me. I am locking my doors.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  12. Oh gross! Hope he doesn't show up here!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  13. OMD! That is just gory scary stuff! I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight and I know I will never be able to look at anyone named Norman, normally again!

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  14. Hi Molly,
    OMG what happended to Norman ...the garden is under attatck from Zombie gnomes.
    I am not going out there, I saw the movie, I know what happens if they bit you. Come to think of it I haven't the cat from next door today....I locking all the windows and doors!

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  15. Wow Molly, that's scary... but anyway this would be a perfect decoration for my backyard...:o)))

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  16. Bwhahahaha...I ain't skeered! Okays maybe a little. But dat poor poor flamingo,may he rest in pieces.

    Puddles

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  17. Those are some scary zombie gnomes!!! Thanks for the warning about Nasher Norman! You all be VERY careful....
    Wags
    Ernie and the pack

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  18. On no! Not the pink garden flamenco! I don't think Norman dares crosses the pond, you know, with all that US border security. Heh-heh! Oh yeah, what border security?

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  19. Hey Molly,

    We don't really have Gnomes around here and I'm pretty glad - I think I'd be having nightmares!!

    Wags to all,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  20. Perfect sotry for Halloween season. I was just going to ask where to purchase those gnomes, haha. I missed some parts of the gnome adventure, so I am going back to read those. I like the gnome story arc. Keep it up,!!!!!! Love your British humour.

    Sankissjuice

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  21. MOL Molly you have got to stop drinking so much caffeine it is giving you nightmares about little people!
    Hugs and thank you for the scary picture it will be posted tomorrow.
    Madi your BFFF

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  22. Woof! Woof! Oh My! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  23. Those Gnomes are a mystical bunch. I would stay clear of that action. Scary!

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  24. First a GNOME-napping followed by a ZOMBIE-gnome???? Oh I am sufficiently FREAKED out from NOW till HALLOWEEN.
    Love Noodles

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  25. Hi ya! Me again :)

    Speakin of Howloween... got you and Mollie's fun event up on my post today. Hope I got it right BOL :)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  26. Is Molly safe? Remember we know how to handle zombies here! She can come stay with us for as long as she wants

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  27. OMD, those awful zombie gnomes - such ghastly photos as evidence. This is even better than any of those horrid Halloween movies.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  28. Hey Molly!
    Wow, those are some horrifying little rotten zombie-gnomes. That is oddly cool and yucky at the same time!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  29. We're glad we didn't read this just before bed time. We might have had a scary dream! Molly, you have a creative streak in you!

    Your friends,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  30. I added a signup by email for you... look toward the right side.

    Gnomes are unnatural IMHO.

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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  31. Hah, I love your neighbors lawn ornaments!

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  32. NO Gnome is Good... butt NORMAN is the WORSTEST... Almost as bad as a Squirrel
    Gnome GUTS are NOT pretty are they? I like Stuffie guts Better.

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  33. Molly - We say you can link to our Halloween pictures or use them however you want!
    Hailey and Zaphod

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  34. Oh my gosh- that is some scary stuff! I need to go hide now!
    love
    tweedles

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  35. Nossa! Me deu até medo!!!!
    Cuidado viu Molly! rs

    Beijos e maravilhoso final de semana!!!!

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  36. Gosh Miss Molly, I know I have been gone a long time, but I gotta tell you the truth, I am not sure I wanna go back and read more about the nomes. I am already pretty scared after reading this post.
    Zombie-gnomes????
    REally?????
    I think I am going to go hide under My Vickies bed and not come out until Thanksgiving.
    bert

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  37. Oh my that Norman the Gnome is something else! Those gnomes really are very busy causing mischief.

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  38. I can't believe that Norman has returned and is causing such chaos! I'm going to keep our doors locked tight this time. No more finding Norman sleeping in my bed.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle

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  39. EWWWW, we had to groan at the baby zombie joke...MOL! We'd better batten the hatches to keep Norman out!!

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