Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
The Best excuses for not having done your homework!
The old cliché of blaming the dog for eating ones homework
no longer works as an excuse nowadays. However being wrongly declared dead or
frightening ghosts might just work. Or try espionage or being held at gunpoint.
These are just some of the excuses that make up the litany of odd reasons
students have used to explain why they have not completed their homework. John
Curry a lecturer in computing at City of Bath College compiled the bizarre list
of downright strange but legitimate reasons that pupils have used. Feel pity for
the poor student who was mistaken for a spy and held in China. He then had the mammoth
task of convincing his teacher that it had actually happened. Another unfortunate
student was granted an extension after the Indian government tried to seize his
home after he had been declared legally dead. Blaming the dog for eating ones work is too flimsy an excuse to cut the mustard these days. About time we dogs
were let off the hook. Have you ever destroyed documents you shouldn’t have?
Mine was a passport and very tasty it was too!
forget it is back to school at Blogville so pop over to Frankie to see all the classesand
why not pop over to Sargeto
get your backpack decorated.