Monday, 12 November 2012
Dogton Abbey Blog, Lady Dribble And Her Quibble Over The Nibble Episode 3!
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The fascinating story of your ruling classes presiding over everyday common folk in rural England. Living the frugal life with not a bean to spare! Scrumptious dresses.......more big hats......... diamonds......... rubies....... pearls........dresses for daytime..........dresses for dinner and dresses because they have a big wardrobe budget......twirling skirts............withering looks, fans and lots of eye lash fluttering. Living a hard life on a £ budget bigger than the European economy, life’s sure is a bitch when you are rich!
Episode 3 Luncheon is served, Lady Dribble and her quibble over the nibble!
Has Mrs.Petmore been at the cooking Sherry again? Is that rather a lot of chilli there? That will be hot and hot spicy pork and pumpkin for luncheon then! Careful with that cleaver Mrs.Petmore!
Meanwhile Lady D (after consulting her tribe of fashionistas) has finally settled on wearing the Stella Star outfit to meet her fella in the cellar.
Now back to what was in the secret diary?
Lady Dribble had a scribble. What did she write?
Mr.Bites tells Mrs.Petmore that luncheon is to be served. The table is set for one as the rest of the household are making their way back to Dogton from their London abode Eatwell Place.
Lady Dribble has her quibble over the nibble. “.Bites remove the food it is so hot I cannot eat it. Mrs.Petmore must have been in the cellar again! Oh and pour me some more Chateau Naff De Pup my tongue is on fire,” says Lady D.
With that Lady Dribble after having too much of a tipple and with a stomach doing a ripple falls asleep and misses her secret assignation with her fella in the cellar.
Don’t forget to tune in to the next rather squiffy, intoxicating, smashing and inebriated episode of rich folk doing nothing! Hick, Hick, Burp!
Score this episode!
Mr.Bites limps 0 (he’s on strike)
Lady Dribbles’ hissy fits 14
Lady Dribbles’ hiccups 37
Bottles Chateaux Naff-De-Pup consumed, too many
Stolen bottles of Sherry 5.
If you missed any episodes of
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click on the links below.
Episode 2 What Is A Gal To Wear, Lady Dribble Has A Passion For Fashion? Here!
Episode 1 Lady Dribble Has A Nibble Of A Kibble! Here!
Introduction! Life’s A Bitch When You Are Rich! The Story So Far! Here!