Wednesday, 21 November 2012
Dogton Abbey Blog, Things Are Getting Crabby Down At The Abbey Episode 4!
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The spellbinding story of your average peers of the realm, honing out a trifling existence in rural England. Living the thrifty life of those who need to economise! Countless servants.......more big hats.........ironed newspapers.........polished silver.......shimmering crystal........flickering chandleries .........and huge banquets as the film crew get to eat the food after filming......wines............brandies and lots of gin. Living a tough life on a £ budget bigger than the ‘National Debt’, life’s sure is a bitch when you are rich!
Episode 4 Things Are Getting Crabby Down At The Abbey!
“Mr.Bites get me some aspirin I have a terrible
headache!” cries Lady Dribble.
“Did I really drink all the Chateaux Naff De Pup?” asks Lady D.
Why is Mrs.Petmore drunk in the cellar? Has she been at the cooking Sherry again? Why has she got all that money?
Mr.Bites can’t find Barkson. “Barkson, Barkson WHERE is Barkson?”asks an irritated Mr.Bites. “What have we here, Mrs.Petmore apron and a whole load of money. I must tell Countess Clawa forthwith,” states the loyal butler as he limps away in search of Ma Lady. Limp, limp, limp!
What has happened to Lady Dribbles’ secret diary?
“Oh no!” cries Countess Clawa. “What have we here? What is going on? Lady Dribble and Barkson? Never! Now I am feeling crabby down at the Abbey.”
“Methinks Barkson and I have been rumbled. I too feel crabby down at the Abbey,” weeps Lady D.
Countess Clawa take a tipple as the romance is causing a ripple at the Abbey where everybody is crabby.
Why is the bell ringing in the gun room? Where is Earl Grrrtham? What’s going on with Mrs.Petmore and who put the secret diary in the Cellar and where is Lady Ds’ fella?
Don’t forget to tune in to the next rather spiffing, topping, simply splendid and jolly good episode of rich folk doing nothing! Bang bang boom!
Score this episode!
Mrs.Petmores’ hangovers 3
Lady Dribbles’ eye lash flutters 54
Lady Dribbles’ coy poses 17
Aspirin packets consumed 4
Countess Clawas’ secret snoops 1.
If you missed any episodes of
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click on the link below.
Episode 2 What Is A Gal To Wear, Lady Dribble Has A Passion For Fashion? Here!
Episode 1 Lady Dribble Has A Nibble Of A Kibble! Here!
Introduction! Life’s A Bitch When You Are Rich! Here!